Yeah, hypocrisy has found a host...and it's this guy. You'll see what I mean when you watch the vids.

Here he bashes the PSP

And here the DS

This is sooo made up...But humorous nonetheless.

How the hell does he keep a straight face?

Edited by BassGospel on May 26, 2006 at 21:08:26.

...Sage...chill...

Watch both vids...he's just joking. That's why I said "How can he keep a straight face?"
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I hope you knew that XD!

Oh god...I'm laughing my ass off here.

"You can play your PSP while it's plugged into the wall" - Nah really?

"The DS will not be a controller for the PS3" - Well bloody done.

And if you notice...he looks to the side or down a lot, he's reading it off something, but he still keeps "and-ing".

Plus he keeps saying "Look it up folks, it's a fact"

Watch this people. It'll make you laugh.

Edited by BassGospel on May 26, 2006 at 21:21:33.

See I can't help but get the feeling tha he is bashing the system he is building up in each video like an undertone of bashing...I don't know...but this guy is a pee pee head

Still doesn't change the fact that the PSP is worthless and no one has one, and the two people I know of that do have one have one game for it. You could buy half a PS3 for that price! ...no, you couldn't, but almost.

THE DS HAS A GIMMICK
THE DS IS A GIMMICK
UHHHH MICROSOFT RULES AND WILL BEAT OUT PS3

No Doc...

You must hate one company, and be willing to die for the other. You cannot like two companies at once, you must despise the other two that DARE try and take the crown away from the company of your choice. You must attack other people for having a differing opinion than you. You must hold grudges for those people....no! You must HATE anyone that likes THE OTHER systems... You must destroy them with your pointless trivia about the next gen system's specs.. Sure, they're partially rumored. But who cares! You KNOW that Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft would NEVER let you down.... You know..that they will

PROVIDE.

They will give you what you came for, and what you need.

You disagree with me...

Therefore I will use your blood to christen my new insert-company-console-here.

Do not fret, videogame company I love so! I will defend you to the death! I will defend you from evil internet people who dare oppose you! Gwarrrgh!

There was no mention of the N-Gage. Or the Gizmodo. You can not attempt witty banter regarding handhelds without mention of either.

Instant fail.

Overrated, even.

Yeah, overrated maybe but just THINK of the fanboys he enraged.

I mean look at Sage's posts.

Yeah, that post was priceless...well, until I told him it was a joke.

I didn't realize at first, it was only when he said "The PSP will cost 1500 Dollars" and "You drop a PSP on a pillow and it explodes". Ooh and a goody; "You can drop a PSP onto a concrete floor without a scratch".

And I like both DS and PSP XD

..I would think dropping a PSP on the floor would make it explode, not a pillow though. The pillow would just make it shoot its UMD out while you're in the middle of your game. And the memory stick they give you to try to make the thing useful since you can only play one or two games on it, is a joke.

And the DS is total crap, I used a pencil on it because I couldn't find the "stylus" (whatever the hell that is) and now it has marks all over it. What the hell is that? And NO ONE WILL PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING WITH ME. GOD. DS players are SOOO selfish. The DS sucks.

And Sage you're still a fanboy and it's hilarious.

...why is there a topic about this again?

Because I found the videos and thought people here may want to see them.

Didn't you?

And i am neither a fanboy of the PSP or the DS. Both have their pros and cons...I just happen to own a PSP that's all...It doesn't mean anything...

No. He's a hypocrite for laughs. Whoopee. Not that you don't have a right to link them, mind you.

Looks like Helldragon joined the Anal Police.

I was more concerned with how the topic quickly turned into a fanboy bash meeting. But whatever.

Hence why I mentioned you being in the Anal Police beeecause...that's exactly what the topic is about. Making fanboys angry because someone doesn't like their precious company/has a differing opinion.

It's like those guys who smash stuff.

Wow a whole two games for close to (or is it over, I dunno) 200 dollars!

I WISH I HAD ONE!

I have THREE games AND a movie!...Would have had four but I didn't like Dynasty Warriors.

And the simple fact that the DS will have ZX and possibly a Zero 5 means I will get one.

I could not stand to see the DS bash video. I did tell my friend though that if he gets a PSP over a DS I will not be his friend anymore. He also needs to get Metroid Prime Hunters!

...I'm really glad you were joking about the "I won't be your friend if you get a PSP" thing. 'Cause if you weren't that is just sad.

That's a funny line coming from a fanboy!