THE "BAD" GUYS

Agent Alex Flynn
Bio: The "main" character, if there is such a thing. His life sucks, as he'll readily say. He personally thinks that the universe hates him and wants him to be miserable. While everyone around him debunks this theory, they all readily admit that he has an unusual amount of bad luck. Still he's the only one who remembers the small details, like bringing a gun. He has a crush on his archenemy, who leaves him for dead pretty much every time they meet. He doesn't hate her for it, "hazards of the job" and all. But he's not averse to revenge...

Agent John Doe (James Booth)
Bio: A(n) (ex-)Secret Agent. Used to go by the fake name "John Doe". He's Alex's superior, and he tends to try and be a little too much of a badass. So much so that he tends to lose sight of the more practical details, like making sure all his subordinates remembered their guns.

Agent Timothy Peaches
Bio: Strong, beastly. He's Alex's partner, and Agent Booth's other subordinate. Although he seems a little dumb, it's just because he doesn't really care. He's just as smart as Alex, really! He also forgot his gun, he just couldn't be bothered.

THE "GOOD" GUYS

Agent John Hunt
Bio: The obligatory James Bond reject. Clumsy of course. But he manages to get the job done. If it's female, he'll hit on it. Without success of course. He's still trying to get Katie to date him. She hates him though.

Agent Kathryn Jones
Bio: So it's not really Ethan that gets things done. It's Kathryn, or Katie, as she'd rather be called. Agent Ethan keeps hitting on her though, and she hates him. And since they're forced to work together, being partners and all, she's starting to hate her life in general. If pitted against every other Agent, she'd easily come out on top. Easily. Is there something between her and Agent Flynn? No. Not at all. She doesn't know who he is, and if she did she'd tie him up and leave him for dead. Still, if you leave someone for dead instead of killing them, that has to mean something....right? No? Didn't think so.

Z
Bio: Not much to say, she's the one that gives Agent Hunt his missions. SHe doesn't give him gadgets though, just $5 and a threat to "get off her lawn or she'll call the cops". Since he is technically the cops it wouldn't help much. But he falls for it all the same.



So the short story isn't included in this post, but it's being written as I post this.

Edited by Mega X.exe on June 4, 2006 at 1:34:50.

Edited by Mega X.exe on June 4, 2006 at 2:05:21.

OOOH! OOH! I can write the story for you, kk?

Alright alex here it goes:

Beginning:

agent whatever likes the bad guy. then she kills his best friend, then he realizes that women are evil and kills himself. (Xanga lol and z)

Naw, the plot really isn't going to go much like that at all. Seriously. There's going to be pretty much no character development whatsoever.

I've patterned Flynn after Arthur Dent, actually. Actually now that I think about it, Flynn's pretty much a carbon copy of him.

Eh, I guess it's back to the drawing board. Consider this project scrapped.

Edited by Mega X.exe on June 14, 2006 at 18:15:14.

poop.

also, alex, don't let them think I'm a noob.

Understand people? I'm no forum noob. I'm probably more experienced with forums than the lot of you. And I realize that my name is long. Its supposed to be.

AMEN, Shadowfire, just what I was thinking. It doesn't matter how much "experience" you have with forums. See Shadowfire's current mood for further details.

-Ri