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You know, i heard that Jackie chan took more karates than the others, Jet li was the best kung-fu in the movie, but he is more than jackie chan, Somehow Bruce lee was a trainer and he was the best champion in the world, even better than jackie chan & Jet li. What do you think?

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Jackie Chan is good at making people laugh, and making his action/fighting scenes very spectacular, though I don't see him winning in an actual fight with the other two.


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Let's go over the stats here,

Jackie Chan: Good live action movies, but HORRIFFIC animated series.
Jet Li: Good movies, only real problem is insanely difficult game
Bruce lee: Good movies

I vote Jet Li, I actually like insanely hard stuff.


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Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee? Who wins?

Chuck Norris.

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I understand that perfectly. Regardless, Chuck Norris will win. Chuck Norris always wins.

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Bruce Lee wins this. Hands down. If Chuck Norris wasn't involved, that is.

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Who's Chuch Norris?


Chuck Norris will kill you for not knowing who he is, or how to spell his name. One day, a round-house kick will send you to your grave.

Edited by Shadowfire on June 21, 2006 at 10:39:05.


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Sorry, i made a mistake with his name.

I found an image of him.

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Edited by Coco on June 21, 2006 at 16:47:03.

Edited by Coco on June 21, 2006 at 16:48:20.


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No. "Chuckie" is too cool, too AWESOME to be made pictures of.

I mean, there are no pictures of God, and Chuck is BEYOND GOD.


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Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris? No prob. Bruce is the only creature alive that can kick Chuck's ass.

" No man can beat me... and he is No Man."

~ Chuck Norris on Bruce Lee




At a demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon to be famous Bruce Lee, who would ingrain Norris in martial arts history forever with his portrayal as Bruce Lee's nemesis in the Way of the Dragon. But while the two were publicly friendly, contrary to what many (including Norris himself) state, they were not close friends. Lee had repeatedly humiliated Norris during a mock sparring session in the hotel hallway at the Long Beach International Karate Championships in 1964. And Norris had offended Lee when he publicly claimed to be a better fighter than Lee. When word got back to Lee, he called Norris and openly challenged him, threatening to drive to his school to fight (Norris was teaching his black belt class at that time). According to eye witnesses, Lee made Norris hold the phone receiver up and shout in front of his black belts, "Bruce Lee is a better fighter than me!" Later, Norris wrote an Apologetic Letter to Lee; the original letter is currently in the care of Lee's student, Dan Inosanto. Dan Inosanto currently still owns the Letter of Apology that Chuck Norris wrote to Bruce Lee, which is in a Long Beach Dojo. Yet despite these conflicts, the two managed to set aside any differences in pursuit of their mutual film aspirations and develop a friendly public persona toward one another.

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Bwahahahahaaah. That was PERFECT, Mega-X! XD

JUST PERFECT. *Watching the faces of all the hard-core, silly, Chuck-Norris fans.*


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>.>

<.<

*puts on a "I AM A BRUCE LEE FAN" shirt* >=D

Yeah, I'm a poser. Sue me. Xp


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I know me and my dad are huge Bruce Lee fans and he tolled me about that. He has a news article saved on how Chuck Norris admitted that Bruce Lee was the best fighter in the world. :lol:


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The Chuck Norris jokes are going way, way waaaaaaay too far. Nobody could beat Bruce Lee. Nobody.


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Except for Mr. Rogers, of course.


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Except for Mr. Rogers, of course.
And Ron howard, http://www.analogpaladins.com/Images/Comics/AR/index.html?comic=151


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Wait a second:

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Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris? No prob. Bruce is the only creature alive that can kick Chuck's ass.

" No man can beat me... and he is No Man."

~ Chuck Norris on Bruce Lee


Lord of the Rings much?


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Yeah, Bruce Lee was an incredible fighter.

...I find it funny how Dranzer is picking his favorite based on their movies and games. Hilarious.

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Psst! HEY all of you guess what, I took classes.for 7 years, from a man trained by Bruce Lee. Let me tell you I consider myself a good fighter and I told Smothers(that was my instructors name) that I wanted to really spar with him...so we did, it was like getting my ass kicked by goku or something I have never EVER seen a side kick like that before it was like it came from god himself.

So now that I'm thinking about Bruce and Smothers I have a little story Smothers told me, one day him, his wife, bruce and one of his friends were going to go out to dinner, smothers his wife and his friend were all ready to go to dinner and couldn't find bruce. Well he went outside to look for him and found Bruce in the dojo working on a forearm strike Smothers asked he if he was going to go to dinner and Bruce told him to go on with out him and he would catch up. Well Smothers and the game got back from dinner about 3 hours later and Bruce was still standing in the same spot working on the same forearm strike.

Anyway that brings me to my point that Bruce Lee would kick all ass.

Edited by J_Hibiki on June 21, 2006 at 23:41:50.


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The thing about his fighting style is that it emphasizes being flexible. A famous quote of Lee's is: "Absorb what is useful; Disregard that which is useless"

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The thing about his fighting style is that it emphasizes being flexible. A famous quote of Lee's is: "Absorb what is useful; Disregard that which is useless"


That's a good way to be, see that's why I took 2 classes I started with Taekwondo to learn the strikes and then moved to Aikido to learn to control an fight with less power


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The Chuck Norris jokes are going way, way waaaaaaay too far.


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Jackie Chan... If you sign up with Disney, you must earn some sort of "Sellout Badge."

I've seen and heard of Jet Li, but never really watch much of his movies. He seems to be on the up and up... not to mention he's the most handsome of the three. ^^;

But Bruce Lee wins, hands down. His history of growing up, his movie career, and his kinda mysterious death makes him more interesting than the others. He also took his mixture of martial arts seriously and was his life. He was often the noble hero in his movies. I like that.

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...I find it funny how Dranzer is picking his favorite based on their movies and games. Hilarious.

To be honest, I don't watch many live action karate flicks, i've seen about 6 Chan movies, all of the Jet Li movies, and one Bruce Lee movie. The game really was an easter eg in my decision, because if I recall somewhere out there is a Bruce Lee game.


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Let this video speak for itself:

Bruce Lee Vs Chuck Norris

....doesn't suprise me at all, to be honest. Of course, this was obviously a clip from one of Bruce Lee's movies. Of course he'd win! He's the hero!

Edited by Arkane on June 22, 2006 at 14:38:28.