THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

Though, may it not be, that things have changed since then?

I mean, OBVIOUSLY, the cat eventually killed them both, through huffing. Later on, Chuck came back from Heaven and made it a law that all kittens should be huffed before they could do so to him. (And mankind, but nobody cares about that anyway.)

Anybody who actually knows anything about Bruce Lee will tell you that silly internet junkies overlook the fact that Bruce Lee taugh Chuck Norris.

Bruce Lee was one the greatest fighters to live in our time.
Things haven't changed since than.
Bruce Lee was killed... by a bullet. That's because the fist of NO man could do that job.

I mean come on.
Even Mr. T would whoop Chuck Norris.

Edited by BlueSilver on June 23, 2006 at 6:02:07.

Edited by BlueSilver on June 23, 2006 at 6:02:35.

Actually, Bruce Lee died because he took a pain killer he was allergic to without knowing he was allergic. It caused his brain to swell. You're thinking of his son, Brandon.

Quite true. I think that may have been an assassination too. I could be wrong.

Here's another fact, Chuck Norris was one of Bruce Lee's pupils. Master knows best.

Edited by Arkane on June 23, 2006 at 14:00:34.

No, it wasn't an assassination. It was a complete accident, the blank that was fired into him wasn't fully made into a blank. It had enough power to lodge itself into the body, everyone thought he was just doing the death scene..the end.

A damn shame.

Jet Li will be killed immediatley (since he always uses computer graphics not even a real fighter)Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee will fight for over an hour,and after an incredible fight Bruce will eventually win.

My Theory

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

In other words, I vote Bruce.

Edited by NightShade33562 on June 29, 2006 at 22:00:20.

I think we proved that Bruce Lee kicked Chuck's ass.

Whatever, Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee totally beats Jackie Chan and Jet Li at the same time. He was the best Martial Artist of all time. Ever hear of Jeet Kune Do? Literally translated it means, "Way of the Intercepting Fist." It is a common misconception that it is a martial art. It is really more of a philosophy. Basically it is this, take what works, and use it, take what doesn't work, and throw it away. This seems pretty simple right? But when Bruce Lee came up with this, he was trying to show the closed mindedness of martial artists who conformed to rigid styles. In Jeet Kune Do, you generally learn many many martial arts, and incorporate them into your fighting. There are no Katas, so stances, only the pure art of true fighting. Bruce Lee says that you must become like water, water can flow, or it can crash, you can punch water, and it is unharmed, if you become like water, you become undefeatable. Fluid Motion is the key. Also, Bruce Lee came up with innumerable techniques for battling an opponent. All of the things I just said came from Bruce Lee, he wins, Period.

Edit: alot of the points that I made have already been made, albeit in less depth, I hadn't read the whole thread, sorry.

Edited by the_dreamer36 on July 6, 2006 at 2:01:20.

That video is so cool!