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Originally posted by HighMaxOmega
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Sigma, in cat form: Darn! Thet're on to me!
Vent: OMG!
Sigma, in normal form: Hahahahahahahaha!
Vile, as a stuffed animal: Ahahahahahaaaa! (transforms, pulls out gun)
Sigma: Die, human scum! Swings sword
Alouette: Kitty! Kitty, where'd you go?
Sigma: I... don't have time for this. Attack, army!
Vile: Go! Go! Go!!!
(the stuffed animals unite and take over the world)
No, it would much more likely go like this:
Cat Sigma: "Christ... why did I end up like this?"
*Live-Metal-Z-equipped Girouette enters* "Hey, can I get some coffee?"
Cat Sigma: "Wait a second... that guy looks a little familiar... OMG! ITZ ZER0!"
Girouette: "Helloo-ooh? Somebody?
Coffee?"
Cat Sigma: "I'll give you coffee! This is the day you meet your doom, Zero!" *jumps at Girouette*
Girouette: "Hey! Awww... what a cute little kitty! Who's a cute little kitty? You are!"
Cat Sigma: "Now I shall lounch my Ultimate Attack Of DOOOOOOMMM!!!"
Girouette: "AACK! He peed on me!"
Cat Sigma: "Haha! I have my revenge! Today, his shirt, tomorrow, the world!" *laughs maniacally*