Everybody has a poetical side. Its either deep down in you or near/at the surface. I made a poem which I read to my kitten Mr. Pretty Kitty. I only changed the name to Mr. Kitty. I wanna share it.

You look pretty Mr. Kitty

You look pretty
Oh, so pretty Mr. Kitty
You look pretty and witty and gay(happy)
And I pitty
Anybody who doesnt have a pet like you tonight

La,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!

You look charming
Oh, so charming
Its alarming how charming you look
And so pretty
That I can hardly believe your real

La,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!

See that pretty kitty in that mirror there?
Who can that cute cat be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty fur
Such a pretty body
Such a pretty kitty

La,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!

You look stunning
And entrancing
I feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By such a wonderful pretty kitty!

Come and post some of your own poems.

Um.. you write poems just like you write fanfics.. you STEAL them. All you did was take "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story, and put in some of your own words.

Um... why don't you write a poem of your own and post it, rather than a parody? I think it would be more interesting...

-Ri

Not to mention that there's about 4 other topics for poems.

It's not pretty
No, not pretty
It's not pretty to steal other people's work!
And I pity
Anybody who thinks I'm wrong!

LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL LOL

It's not charming,
quite the opposite,
it's annoying and it damages,
your reputation!
But of course,
that was already done in the love Help topic.

LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL LOL

Have we seen that poem before?
Where on earth could that have been?
a Google here
a Yahoo there
And we see
West side Story!

LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL LOL

It is stunning
And entrancing
To see such a gigantic lack of creativity!
For you're too lazy,
To write your own goddamned poetry!

And yes, the that same song was used as the basis.

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Despite what it may sound, there was no malice involved in mine. It was just easier to make it flow by exaggerating it.

And she never said that she changed only a few words from the original. She just said that she changed her cat's name from Mr. Pretty Kitty to Mr. Kitty for the sake of the poem.

I mean it's a cute little thing, and kittens are pretty effing sweet, but make a topic for what it is: Edited Song lyrics. I mean, I think people would have been a lot more positive had it been that instead of being passed off as (an apparently original) poem.

This coming from someone who attacked others for PMing him and therefore put a threat in his sig.. I find this ironic.

And besides, I didn't "wig out." I only said it would be more interesting if she wrote something completely original.

-Ri

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