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I've heard the same thing, too. Sometimes, pills have a side-effect that can be required instead of the expected one!


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Hey, X, I was talking about girls...

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The sentence read: "Didn't you wish..."

Is it my fault that I took it at face value? :P

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LOL, yep, that's what I thought too. Of both genders wanting boobies (..on themselves) when they were young. Which I hope doesn't happen.

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Half my brain just melted reading that.

This calls for a serious

OMGWTFBBQZORZ.

This is...just wrong...this only degrades my faith in the future of humanity even further. I mean really. 6-year-old breast-enlarging bras?! Who cares about the pedophiles? This is...ugh, I can't find a good-or should I say bad- enough adjectives to describe this.

Parents who buy this should just go do other things instead of raising children. I am happy to have parents who properly disciplined me when neccessary, instead of saying 'Oh, isn't he an angel? Isn't he cute? Oh, he's not bad at all, it's a phase, blah blah @#$%ing blah...' and turning me into a large buffoon with the brilliance of a common pencil.

End long, drawn-out rant.

Edited by rockmaniskool on September 16, 2006 at 0:23:45.


Or, the poster formerly known as Pri- I mean, rockmaniskool.

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Actually, I know someone who has raised 4 perfectly happy, well-adjusted children, who are all now adults, and has never punished them for anything. He did not say, "Look at my wittle cutsey 12-year-old who is perfect no matter what he does," he simply instilled in them the will not to smoke and do other things.

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Awesome, this makes my job so much easier. Now I can locate all the hookers I need to kill early on.

I mean, Jesus expletive Christ, what the hell is this? This just proves my theory that stupid people shouldn't breed. This solidifies also my theory that pedophiles run the children's toy/clothing line. Who else would do it, these kids look like little whores already...

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LOL, yep, that's what I thought too. Of both genders wanting boobies (..on themselves) when they were young. Which I hope doesn't happen.


Awe come on Hollow, what about all the little "gender challenged" kiddies? I mean, come on, they deserve it. I can see it now, it'll be sold in a ready-to-use kit before we know it. "HMO not included." IT'LL SELL LIKE HOTCAKES I TELL YOU!


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Good idea Phat, for gender challenged emos. I've seen far too many guys wanting to be girls and vice versa, you'd make a killing both literally and financially.

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I read a story on Somethingawful about how some loser dad bought his son a hooker for an 18th birthday presents. -_0

Dear god. Let's take this moment to call our parents and say how much we appreciate them for not doing stuff like this. Honestly, if I didn't have as good of parents as I had, I would be one messed up person.


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