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I forgot to tell you guys, which I have no idea how, that I was at my neighbor's at one time and found something different. When I was over there, for the millionth time, I saw a door I never saw before. I asked where it leads to and the neighbor said it was the basement door. She also said that she couldn't find the key to unlock it and she lived in the house for years. She still doesn't have that key. So I asked her if I could break down the door (sarcastically), she said it was ok. Seriously? I asked, she said ya. So I whip out my guns, and punched down the door. What I find there is, in the middle of the basement, a cross with jesus on it in a bowl of water. And even stranger, the light above it didn't burn out after all thes years. The only way to turn it on is if your in the basement!

Weird huh? Hopefully "He" doesn't post in this topic and starts flaming me for entering such a holy place...

EDIT: PS: This was right before I read Wind's "GOD EXISTS" topic too!

Edited by Zane Truesdale on September 22, 2006 at 10:27:08.


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Whip out your guns? Whatever you have been smoking, can I have some? 'Cause it sounds a little unreal.

However, the light could have been on after all those years because your neighbour pays the bills.


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Whip out your guns? Whatever you have been smoking, can I have some? 'Cause it sounds a little unreal.

However, the light could have been on after all those years because your neighbour pays the bills.



It was a light bulb Morphy. I'm suprised it didn't burn out!


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But you said it only turned on if you were in the basement. If all those years nobody would have been there, it does not surprise me it did not burn out.


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What I meant was that the switch for the light was in the basement. It wasn't automatic. Sorry I wasn't clear enough.


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Well then:

Shit happens.


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In regards to Morph's first post in this topic:

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So I whip out my guns


Lol. Yeah right. I really got skinny arms, but somehow I still manage with a lot of fights and breaking down doors. :P


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O RLY.

I get 99.5% pure VWR brand laboratory-quality holy water.

Take that!


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:huh: There's BRANDS for holy water?

I thought it had to be blessed with a cross or preist or something.


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Ehh.... Nice find, though. The light probably would have burned out if, say, it had been on for a couple of years. By the way, holy water cures sickness. Just a tidbit.


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Let me guess, you drank the water? (jk) Holy or not, it must be pretty stale. Plants love stale water though... Give it to them. ^^;

Your neighbor could always sell it on Ebay? ^^;


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...holy water cures sickness.


*looks at the bottom of the bowl the water was found in* "Keep out of eyes."

Edited by Breakman on September 22, 2006 at 11:50:10.

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Lol, Breakman. Stupid but funny jokes.

The neighbors decided not to touch it, it could be whats holding me at bay from demolishing my town.:P Unless I moved and chose a different target... :P

Edited by Zane Truesdale on September 22, 2006 at 14:53:30.


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Stay away from me. Go attack Missisippi or something.


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Jesus is breaking into people's houses now? Will he stop at nothing!?

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...parents probably have the key and are keeping the light on... It's not that strange... maybe.


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She's the adult in the house.


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I'm not surprised too much about the light bulb. The fact that it remains lit all the time removes it from the "shock" of being turned on and off. It might very well help to keep it going.

Edited by Dr. Cossack on September 22, 2006 at 22:27:00.


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Yeah, thats true. Everytime you turn on a light bulb you here a little "glass" noise. The sudden surge of power weres it down quicker.


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If plants love stale water, give it to them.

You will then get Holy Plants.

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In regards to the sacred bulb...I leave lights on day and night. I'm not surprised as I am a bulb's worse nightmare, never shall they rest, even when I am on vacation! *thinks back in 5th grade when he went to disney world* Came home to find a light in my room still on, after five days and nights..I laughed.

Now onto the cross and holy water. Save the water for an exersist(sp?) and use the cross for good, or keep it there. I say keep it there, you'll always know where it is. So yeah, have fun praying to it before going to bed. I would...sounds like fun accutally.


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Now onto the cross and holy water. Save the water for an exersist(sp?) and use the cross for good, or keep it there. I say keep it there, you'll always know where it is. So yeah, have fun praying to it before going to bed. I would...sounds like fun accutally.


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Good one.
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Although a magical axe is not really an artifact, you could just buy a lame axe and go see the wonderful wizard of oz. Or the doc, he looks close enough.


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Of COURSE a lightbulb would be on for 5 days. But this I suppose it depends on how long it had been down there. I have only once in my life see a lightbulb burn out when it hadn't just been turned on.

But, see, he said something about guns. So, for some reason, this is made up.

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Why does a gun make it false? I can see how a +7 Sword of Magical Obliteration (I can't use the +8 until I'm level 30) would, but not a gun.

People own guns you know. Besides, 'guns' is a term for bicep muscles anyway, he could be talking about that.

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Mega X, thank you for clearing that up. Yes, I was refferring to my muscles.


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That's what I assumed at first instead of the actual weapons... It's fun sometimes to see how people think differently from the same word.


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Uhh... never heard of that.

But the reason it would be false if it was (AS PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED) is because, uh, you don't need guns to knock down a door?

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Well, I never heard of 'guns' meaning 'muscles' before...

Guess you learn something new every so often! :lol:


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Uhm... you do if it's locked and there is no key, as was previously stated.


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I think 'God' here means to say you do not need guns to knock down a door, and that many people here still thought that 'guns' referred to the shooting weapon, instead of meaning 'muscles'.

Edited by Morphman on September 28, 2006 at 19:44:33.


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