Topic: You've done it! You know you have!

Juno
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Hahaha! I've had this song by The Vandals stuck in my head for like 2-days now, and I could only remember 1 verse. So, I looked up the lyrics on-line and laughed for a while. I had forgotten how funny it is...to me, anyways. THen I got to thinkin' "This sounds like something a real person would do. Probably lots of people." Anyhow, here's the song:

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulemia
Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: she's dead
I guess there's a part of me
That lacks sympathy
Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them
How she passed away
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all shes dead
My girlfriend's dead (2x), you see
It's a total lie but it's easier on me
Than having to admit that she likes someone else
My girlfriend's dead (2x), you know
Please change the subject, I'm going to go
Jump off a building and join her in heaven
I don't want to talk about her
But someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: she's dead
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don't want to talk about her ----
But someone always asks about her ----(2x)
So I tell them all: my girlfriend's dead -

You've done it before! You know you have! XD

~Juno~

Edited by Juno on September 28, 2006 at 13:26:58.

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May I ask what I have done before? >.>

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RisingDragon
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Uhm... no... not really... I'm pretty sure I haven't done it before.

No, you can't prove it!

*takes away Juno's pocky*

No more pocky for you, Juno!

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Juno
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Quote:
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May I ask what I have done before? >.>

Like the song said, you don't want to talk about your ex, but someone always asks about her, so you tell them all: "my girlfriend's dead." XD

~Juno~

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It's not like I don't have or ever had an ex... >.>

Edited by Morphman on September 28, 2006 at 8:39:21.

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HollowTorment
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..I've never said..anything like that. That's just peculiar.

Rioni Riishu
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I've never said an ex is dead... I've only said it would be service to the world if he was. XD

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Well, I've never said that... but I do know a few who wish I was dead. Heh.

"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
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MagimanV1.5
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No, nor have I... although that would be very amusing if it were true, in some cases.

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Quote:
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I've never said an ex is dead... I've only said it would be service to the world if he was.

I think that this is already better than the original concept.

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Black Dranzer.exe
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I add to it and tell them to look in the east river...

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You can't have an ex if you never had a girlfriend!

...wait, that's a BAD thing, isn't it?

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Oh.... for some people.

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Yes, for some people... you'd definitely be better off single than dating some crazy woman.

"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
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Quote:
Originally posted by RisingDragon
Yes, for some people... you'd definitely be better off single than dating some crazy woman.

My ex collected effing pencils for a hobby. Crazy enough for ya?

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I meant this kind of crazy woman, actually.

"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
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You can say that again I definitly do that>

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Black Dranzer.exe
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Ya know RD, the fighting part with the exception of the children sounds like something my girlfriend would say after we were at an all night concert.

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On the second date, though? O.o

"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
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"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."

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See, I never had, don't have, and possibly won't have a girlfriend for a good deal of time, so I know nothing about this. But that IS crazy.

And geez, RD, why are you making this into an argument!?[/crazy woman imitation]

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RisingDragon
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Because I am male, and because I've had enough crazy women in my life to swear celibacy!

Although me swearing celibacy really will never happen.

"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."

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Black Dranzer.exe
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Quote:
Originally posted by RisingDragon
On the second date, though? O.o

Not necessarily, just any really long concert when we get out at about 5:00 A.M. It's happened on mmore than one occasion...

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MagimanV1.5
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This is turning into a ex- and not ex- girlfriend bashing party. Kinda like a stag party without the porn.

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