This is a little thing I wrote which was inspired by the kids at my school. It's ment to be serious, so please, don't make a joke about it. Also, when ever I say "you" I talking about the person calling me stupid/idiotic/etc. Not you the reader.

Why I'm Stupid
By DreamSword

I'm stupid beacuse you knew something that I didn't.
I'm stupid beacuse I know something that you don't
I'm stupid beacuse I don't do drugs, alcohol, or anything like that.
I'm stupid beacuse you won't pass me the ball when I'm wide open in basketball yet you still yell at me for not doing anything.
I'm stupid beacuse you argue with everything I say or do.
I'm stupid because you blame or call me things and not give me a say.
I'm stupid because you believe all the bad but not the good about me.
I'm stupid because I don't care about the person you did it with last night.
I'm stupid because you don't like something I like.
I'm stupid because I don't like something you're obsessed with.
I'm stupid because I make a joke and you say you don't get it but then go tell it to other people and you all laugh about it saying you made it up.
I'm stupid because I don't think it's funny when you make fun of something.
I'm stupid because I make honest mistakes and learn from them.
I'm stupid because I keep my word and you don't.
I'm stupid because I try my hardest and you just sit there saying it's pointless.
I'm stupid because you yell at me about something yet I did nothing.
I'm stupid because you hit me for no reason and I hit you back.
I'm stupid because I take the time to type with proper sentences on the internet.
I'm stupid because I care about the planet I live on more than I care about how fast I can get somewhere
I'm stupid because I believe in obeying the law
I'm stupid because by life isn't perfect enough for you.
I'm stupid because I won and you didn't.
I'm stupid because I want to live my own life.
I'm stupid because you said I was.
Since that's why I'm stupid I don't want to be smart.

I may add more to this list later. But whatever, enjoy, I guess.

Edited by DreamSword on December 7, 2006 at 15:09:09.

Edited by DreamSword on December 26, 2006 at 1:09:15.

Interesting DS.. I like it though. In a twisted, sad way I agree with your poem thing. =)

Yeah, I really dunno either but going to school everyday.. well, I can really relate to what it's saying. =)

*thumbs up*

If that's all true then I don't want to be smart

"I'm stupid because I believe in obeying the law"

or do I? >_>

Alright, I added your guyses stuff to the list, if that's okay with you.

Hey! I must be stupid too! ...but I get straight A's...

"When you call me stupid you're using a shorthand for calling me smarter than you."

"I'm stupid because I wear glasses and you don't."

Not as good, but I like the first one.

Heh, I might add those, but as of right now, I'm BEY-SEY!

"I'm stupid because I can recite all of the MegaMan X weakness cycles and you can't."

You know how much people pay for wierd stuff like this to put on books & stuff?

"I'm stupid because by life isn't perfect enough for you."

=) just thought of it

"I'm stupid because you're stupid."

"I'm stupid bacause I get A's in algebra."

"I'm stupid because I brought my lunch."

"I'm stupid because I won and you didn't."

"I'm stupid because I want to live my own life."

"I'm stupid because RD is smarter than me." (no offense, RD)
"I'm stupid because you like me but don't like to like me."

Eh? So, what are we suppose to do? Help you apend to this poem?

"I'm stupid because I don't understand."

"I'm stupid because I keep adding to this".....

"I'm stupid because I can spoil the endng of Zelda: Twilight Princess for you."
"I'm stupid because I play with my Wii."

Okay, I added some of your guyses saying to the list. Also one of my own.

What courage...
To see people admit they are stupid!

Huh, why im stupid, huh you got me there.....................................................
AHHHHH, IM STUPID BECAUSE I DONT KNOW IM STUPID, WHICH IN THAT TURN, DOESNT MAKE YOU STUPID, BECAUSE IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUR STUPID, THEN THERE MUST NOT BE ANY STUPIDITY THERE!

then stupid means your smart then, yeah, stupid must mean your smart, because if you do things out of stupidity, then that means your smart enough to do things.................yeah.......................................


(im stupid)

Edited by Catman on April 28, 2007 at 7:59:02.