Warning again.
It's not against religion, just my theology class.

Mike (7:38:02 PM): waz hannin dog
Me (7:38:22 PM): taking care of my niece cuz my sister is sick and in the hospital
Mike (7:38:30 PM): o
Me (7:38:31 PM): you?
Mike (7:39:37 PM): haveing unprotected sex with multiple partners
Me (7:39:46 PM): oh boy, my favourite
Mike (7:40:00 PM) your god is a loving god, you will burn in hell
Me (7:40:06): But I love God. D:
Mike (7:41:02 PM) your god is a forgiving god, you will burn in hell
Mike (7:41:42 PM) that's what I learned in theology today! =D
Me (7:43:17 PM): i learned that two weeks ago lol

*Me and my friend Caroline are sitting in a car outside what we believed to be my friend Dave's house. He didn't know we were coming over*

Caroline: *calls my friend dave* Does your house have a swing in the front?
Dave: Yes?
Caroline: Does your house also have a grill in the front?
Dave: Yes? Wh-... are you outside my house?!
Caroline: If your house is blue, has a swing and a grill in the front yard then yes, we are.
Dave: Ahh.. you can come in.
*me and caroline walk up to dave's room*
Me: *hands him a box*
Dave: *opens it, looks in* WTF? You got me a hamster?!
Me: We were going to get you a bunny but they didn't have any and this hamster was so much like you!
It's blind in one eye, it's blonde and it sulks in the corner and seems like it hates the world.
Caroline: Aww.. they are like twins.
Dave: I don't look like a hamster!

Heh, a bored debate between me and a friend.

Warning: If you are allergic to logical fallacies, do not read further.
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Him: if u want me to stop... defeat my logic
Me: *does so*
Him: no you didnt
Me: Yes I did. I can prove it.
Him: no you didnt
Him: just because you say something... doesnt make it true
Me: prove it.
Him: what if i said "grass is blue"
Him: then i said it.. .but it is not true
Me: it can be blue though.
Him: the unaltered original form of the plat "grass" is green... not blue
Me: but just because the original form of grass is green, does not mean it can't ever be blue.
Him: notice... i said "grass is blue" this means grass as a plant... so in order for it to be considered correct... you would have to make ALL the grass blue... NATURALLY
Me: you never said ALL grass is blue.
Him: but i didnt say: the grass, this grass, some grass
Him: so that means that by saying grass, i do say ALL grass
Me: nevertheless, it matters little if SOME grass can be blue anyways.
Him: it does matter
Him: bc in order for the statement "grass is blue" to be true.... ALL grass would have to be NATURALLY blue
Me: you say that, but you don't give a reason for why you think that.
Him: for this statement to be fact, grass, as a whole plant, meaning the whole species, would need to have the genetic traits that make it appear blue
Him: when in reality, grass as a species has the genetic information that make it appear green
Me: your entire argument is then flawed, because grass is not a species.
Him: damn loopholed wrong word
Him: u would make a great lawyer
Me: haha... I never thought I would take that as a compliment.

Course language towards the end...

Toy24: So tell me...
Toy24: What the hell were you thinking when you yelled that out during the assembly.
BD: What?
BD: Oh, that....
Toy24: I realize you don't enjoy hearing about anti'cyber bullying...
Toy24: But isn't it a necessary evil?
BD: I'm a fucking troll...
BD: I don't give a damn about anti cyber-bullying.
BD: Anyone who uses the 1337 language deserves the sock full of quarters i'm launching at them.

RDKateran (7:02:59 PM): And for a moment there, Setzer on KHII sounded like Crispen Freeman.
helldragon4000 (7:03:11 PM): That is Crispin Freeman.
RDKateran (7:03:15 PM): ... oh.
RDKateran (7:03:25 PM): That explains why he sounds like Crispin Freeman.
helldragon4000 (7:03:37 PM): :V

Much later...

Morph says:
For some reason, I just looked into the blog of the Ace Attorney's producer.
Loal says:
O.o
Morph says:
That’s when Mr. Yamazaki, the planner in charge of voice recording, came up to me and said, “Hey, we can be like a bunch of Monster Hunters! We should hunt down and capture some native English speakers. Then we can take their voices as trophies!!”
Morph says:
Beware of Capcom game producers!
Loal says:
...
Loal says:
So...
Loal says:
Mr. Yamazaki is actually Ursula?

helldragon4000 (8:12:29 PM): I've decided that everything would be better if Kratos from God of War was in it.
RDKateran (8:12:59 PM): Maybe.
RDKateran (8:13:37 PM): To be completely honest, I doubt I could get Amber as my girlfriend if Kratos was in the picture, so he wouldn't be of any help and thus things would not be better if he were in it.
helldragon4000 (8:13:49 PM): LAWL
helldragon4000 (8:13:58 PM): That would be awkward but hilarious.
RDKateran (8:14:10 PM): She'd probably make me fight him for her favor!
RDKateran (8:14:12 PM): And if that were the case.
RDKateran (8:14:18 PM): Then I am well and truly fucked.
helldragon4000 (8:14:21 PM): RD: "Hi, Amber-"
Kratos: "AREEEEEEEEEEES-!"
helldragon4000 (8:14:44 PM): Amber: "...who's that?"
RD: "Um-"
Kratos: "THE GODS OF OLYMPUS WILL FALL BEFORE ME"


RDKateran (6:54:05 PM): Bite me.
BlazenGodofFire (6:54:11 PM): ...*bites*
RDKateran (6:54:22 PM): *asplodes*
BlazenGodofFire (6:54:38 PM): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! *loses jaw, apparently*
BlazenGodofFire (6:55:31 PM): *tongue hangs out* Ssssfpphukkkkkk


RDKateran (7:39:11 PM): Urg.
RDKateran (7:39:25 PM): Trying to work up the courage to dial up Amber.
helldragon4000 (7:39:44 PM): Take the plunge. If it doesn't go as well as you expect, it happens.
RDKateran (7:39:56 PM): Yeah.
RDKateran (7:40:01 PM): Easier said than done, though.
helldragon4000 (7:40:17 PM): Taking decisive action is a needed skill.
RDKateran (7:40:49 PM): Pfft.
RDKateran (7:40:54 PM): What I need is hotblooded courage.
helldragon4000 (7:41:02 PM): GO FOR IT
helldragon4000 (7:41:09 PM): PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR PHONE

DARK VIRUS:everybody hudle up................eggs and bacon eggs and bacon eggs and bacon!
random guy:whaaa!?
dark virus:ha ha ha good times good times.

[00:26:46] ace scope: My computer with the old graphics card could run oblivion, but not crysis
[00:26:58] ace scope: I downloaded the cryis demo today
[00:27:07] ace scope: I can run it on low quality, without any slowdown at all
[00:27:18] ace scope: I kicked it up to high quality, for the lawls
[00:27:32] ace scope: I could barely move, but what I could see was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen
[00:28:05] ace scope: Every time I play the demo again on low, I quit, because it is so ugly compared to the lush and beutiful jungle that is high quality.
[21:28:17] RisingDragon: Heh.
[00:28:09] Evitron: Sort of like peeking into the girl's locker room?

[00:22:56] <@tetsuya> dongs
[00:22:58] <@tetsuya> dont b so gay
[00:23:14] <@Guts> thats like telling hte sun to not be so bright
[00:23:18] <@Guts>
[00:23:29] <&AirMaster> Guts has a point there...
[00:23:46] <+DONGS> y u haet me
[00:23:50] <+DONGS> =(((((((
[00:23:50] <&AirMaster> for the lulz

[color=Orange][21:33:09] RisingDragon: I just chalk it up to technology hating me.
[21:33:41] Rioni riishu: It's okay. We all hate you. *pats*
RisingDragon Has exited the room
[21:35:39] Rioni riishu: ...I didn't mean it. :x[/color]

[21:06:57] <&AirMaster> y'know
[21:07:02] <&AirMaster> a reason I love nicovideo
[21:07:07] <&AirMaster> comments shown on vid
[21:07:08] <&AirMaster> although
[21:07:11] <&AirMaster> sometimes, it's annoying
[21:07:14] <&AirMaster> other times it's lulz
[21:07:23] <+SeaMaster> comments on moontube: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[21:07:32] <Schpeltor> it
[21:07:34] <Schpeltor> 'strue
[21:07:42] <&AirMaster> yeah, most of the time it's that
[21:07:45] <Schpeltor> most of the time I either see faces flying by or wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[21:07:51] <&AirMaster> but in this one
[21:07:58] <&LandMaster> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[21:08:00] <&AirMaster> the girl singing goes "aisiteruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
[21:08:06] <&AirMaster> and EVERYONE comments that
[21:08:12] <&AirMaster> AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT SHE SINGS IT
[21:08:13] <&LandMaster> aisiteruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[21:12:14] <+SeaMaster> IT'S A I SHI TE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[21:12:21] <+SeaMaster> YOU BAKAS
[21:12:21] <&AirMaster> XD
[21:14:24] <&AirMaster> time to play some Gundam00
[21:14:39] <&AirMaster> while listening to some a i shi te ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[21:15:41] <&LandMaster> aiiiii shiteruuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[21:15:48] <&LandMaster> hey air can ai shit er you?
[21:16:03] <&AirMaster> no
[21:16:07] <&LandMaster>

[21:53:37] RisingDragon: The lowest-level transfer-level math class is too advanced for me, too.
[00:53:25] Dr. Cossack: That's odd... In Quebec, classes between all Colleges are automatically transfered over.
[21:53:46] RisingDragon: Well, you're in Canada, Doc.
[21:53:59] RisingDragon: This is the US, where EVERYTHING IN EVERYTHING IS FUBAR.
[00:53:59] Unknown_Entity: lmao
Unknown_Entity logs that

this one's slightly inappropriate.


"Now class, today we're talking about the Comstock* Lode? Any questions?"

"One, how big of a load is it?"

~ History class

* prounounced cum-stock

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on February 7, 2009 at 21:00:48.

[22:42:05] <+Kisama> If I ever type "Kawaii" in a sentence other than this one please track me down and murder me.
[22:42:16] <&AirMaster> yo Kisama
[22:42:21] <&AirMaster> what's the japanes word for "cute"?
[22:42:25] <&AirMaster> japanese*
[22:42:27] <+Maximilian_Jenius> I was about to do that
[22:42:33] <+Kisama> Look it up, faggots.
[22:42:36] <&AirMaster> no u

the dave Has entered the room
[23:42:53] the dave: not free=not buying. I'll just get some random game instead. Fps isn't real appealing to me.
[23:43:16] the dave: THIS DSI POSTS TOO SLOW!BY THE TIME IT POSTS, YOU ARE A ANOTHER TOPIC! I really want prime trilogy too, but no wii= no prime
[23:43:16] Dr. Cossack: Dave, how are you supposed something that is free?
[23:43:20] Teej: Why do I have the feeling you pirate DS games
the dave Has exited the room
[20:45:05] RisingDragon: >.>

ring man77:NO NO YOU STUPET CONPUTER DONT TURN OF-
ring man77 has left

Rising Dragon: Its a movie--err, a game--and they don't need that kind of realism in it! :V
Rising Dragon: Hollywood rarely bothers with it.
_||_: if l4d2 didn't want a super realistic experience they wouldn't have included high-cost and high power weapons every 20 feet and instant-reviving defibs every 10.
Rising Dragon: Or, you know, zombies.
_||_: or african americans in new orleans that aren't trying to steal Tvs
Rising Dragon: Or a not-flooded New Orleans, for that matter!
_||_: or talking boats
Rising Dragon: Or talking doors wanting cola during a zombie apocalypse.
_||_: or rock bands who use mix tapes at concerts
Rising Dragon: They don't?
_||_: NEVER IN REAL LIFE
_||_: EVER

I think we crossed a line somewhere...

Edited by RisingDragon on August 21, 2010 at 11:13:51.

Meh most im quotes I remember involve typos on my part, such as "later, I'm going to bed while I reformat my hard dick" and "brb, checking male".

[21:54:54] <Jignx> Mitsudomoe~ is pretty good
[21:55:14] <Jignx> I love that their dad is constantly being suspected by the police as a pedo
[21:55:17] <Jignx> and arrested
[21:55:21] <&Air|fragged> what happened jignx?
[21:55:23] <&Air|fragged> you used to be cool
[21:55:32] <Jignx> I was never cool
[21:55:34] <Jignx> .___.
[21:55:43] <&Air|fragged> oh, my bad