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Originally posted by NewWindRider~
Be forewarned this may be slightly offensive to some but...

I've come to the conclusion that when I get filthy rich, I want to hire a midget, clothed in a black top hat and coat tails to follow me around.

Now, the idea here is that every time I'm about to do something stupid, he just pops out of the bushes or out from behind a piece of furniture and slide across the floor on his knees, hold his arms out, wiggle his fingers jazz hands style and in an opera type voice yell....

MI-STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

And then just run off.

Now, he'd make 30.00 an hour and have the best healthcare money could buy. I really want to do this. What do you all think? Better yet, could I make a business out of it? ;)