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Can we talk about how hilariously awful this is?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EzGBJxcLAjg&feature=related


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They're dueling with their little card games while riding on motor bikes now?


...AWESOME.

I mean, if I can get a free motorcycle with a package of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, you can sign me up for that! :D

Edited by Morphman on April 17, 2008 at 14:33:20.


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This series needs to die gracefully while my memories of it are still peaceful.

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My God, how far has this series fallen?

I think I laughed until I hemorraged internally.

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Vroom vroom! We're the Super Mighty Moto Riding Card Duelers! Fear us while we card battle to the death on our Super Mighty Motos! Vroom! I choose you Pikachu, vroom!

... wait, what!?

I'm not a big fan of Yu-Gi-Oh, and I think that some of the sequels have been quite silly. This is the icing on the cake, though: I doubt that fanfic authors could do much worse!

Edited by Dr. Cossack on April 17, 2008 at 21:38:34.


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My personal opinion is huge, but i'm going to condense the whole thing.

-New main character looks like an emperor penguin with the hair.

-F***ING motorbikes!?

-The "king" is no Kaiba.

- The new rules are going to destroy all competition within the North American circuit because of how monstrously awful these rule changes are. (Advance summon...WTF?)

- The biker duelist thing got played out with the Orichalchos arc way back when. Bringing it back won't stand a "ghost of a chance" (cookie if you get the joke)

- New monsters suck worse than those damned elemental heroes. Seriously, the cards get weaker and weaker. If anyone on this show had a blue eyes the duels would last 5 minutes TOPS.

I honestly can say this will probably kill off any older fans with ease.

Stuff like this makes me shudder when I hear Beyblade is coming back with an all new anime and product line. Just so they don't have top fights while riding motorbikes.

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on April 17, 2008 at 21:59:11.


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all my childhood memories are comeing to kill us...while rideing motor bikes apparently.


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I hardly liked the original Yu-Gi-oh.
I mean I watched it, and it was okay.
Didn't hate it, didn't love it.

But this... this is getting RIDICULOUS!
Seriously, the whole Egyptians with magical powers was enough in the beginning was enough for me.
But what the hell is this? I mean even Pokemon and Digimon didn't kill themselves this bad...
Gosh...
and where the hell is the original cast?



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I lucked out and never bothered to watch it in the first place. Card game-based anime just doesn't seem like it has a whole lot going for it, that it just relies on the hype of card games.

Its decidedly showing here.


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wow that is a odd idea for the show it would have been better to just bring Yami Yugi/Atem back and give him a starter deck and watch him beat the pants off of duelist with overkill decks.


this is far from over


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- The biker duelist thing got played out with the Orichalchos arc way back when. Bringing it back won't stand a "ghost of a chance" (cookie if you get the joke)

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on April 17, 2008 at 21:59:11.


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Yami dueled with the evil in Kaiba he sent to the shadow realm. He was claimed to he Kaiba's ghost after two of the thungs sent by Pegasus saw him fall off a cliff, when in actually it he caught the edge, though lost his deck in the process. It was returned later when Kaiba introduced his new dueling disk system.


Cookie nao?



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- The biker duelist thing got played out with the Orichalchos arc way back when. Bringing it back won't stand a "ghost of a chance" (cookie if you get the joke)

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on April 17, 2008 at 21:59:11.


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Cookie nao?



Edited by Blazen on May 7, 2008 at 16:21:14.


Yes, you get a cookie. But there's like 5 more instances of the line too.


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Such the Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series? I believe it was spoofed like crazy.


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...What the bloody smurfing monkeys?

I used to actually kinda like the old series... I was completely aware of the fact that it was ridiculous, and a little on the monotonous side, but it was still relatively entertaining...

This is ridiculous.

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"EEK! NOT MY WHEELS!"


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I've watched a few japanese episodes and I gotta say this series is pretty cool.... Beats standing on your feet the entire duel lol and I mean come on, who wouldn't want a sweet motorcycle to ride on around town? I know they're making the cards real but the D-Wheel I highly doubt. Anyways I hope this show lasts a long time. Can't wait for it to be in english!


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Wait, someone likes this? BURN THE HEATHEN!


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This is the icing on the cake, though: I doubt that fanfic authors could do much worse!


If only this were true. Do not underestimate bad fanfiction, Doc. Ever.


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Wait, someone likes this? BURN THE HEATHEN!


Yeah Doc, I do like it, I gave it more of a chance than most people here most likely... But yes I like it.... Got a problem with that?


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Yes, you get a cookie. But there's like 5 more instances of the line too.


About 16 times in that two part little story arc from Dead-Ghost-But-Really-Evil-Clown-Kaiba-Imposter, and a few more times from Bonz in that episode where they kidnap Joey and make him duel in the graveyard episode.

I love the Abridged, incidentally.

Joey: Zombies? I'll never win this duel!
Yugi: Joey, remember your love for Serenity!
Joey: Oh yeah! That was my favorite Joss Whedon movie! *pulls that trick that wins him the duel* This is for cancelling Firefly, you goth bastard!


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Beats standing on your feet the entire duel lol and I mean come on, who wouldn't want a sweet motorcycle to ride on around town? I know they're making the cards real but the D-Wheel I highly doubt. Anyways I hope this show lasts a long time. Can't wait for it to be in english!

4kids just got the rights, it drops this fall...>_<

I too would highly doubt they make real motorcycles with built in card game peripherals too, which is why 9 year old will run into dump trucks dueling their friends on bikes while gliding down the street. Plus they're a bunch of cheap bastards. Can you just imagine that 'bike' coming up in a conversation though if they did make bikes like that.

"Hey, I just bought a stunt bike, I can do tricks on it on it, what can you do on your bike?"

"Play children's card games in autopilot..."




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Ummm, no need to poke fun there, BD, anyways, yeah one day they will make it where the duel disks actually show holograms of fighting monsters and such. Hell, maybe the D-Wheel might become so liked they'd make it for teens and up, who knows, one can only hope. I know I'd love it. Who wouldn't love a motorcycle that has fighting holograms? Anyways I'd say Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's is the best of the series so far.


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