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k... I've got a new one for you guys. My friend just recently bought some Zombie Survival Guide book. Now at first, I thought it was hilarious. It seemed like a pretty good joke.

Except now he's completely convinced that there's a virus out there that can turn a body into a zombie. And every piece of scientific evidence I've provided to the effect of: "this could never ever happen", is now officially classified as a government conspiracy to hide the existence of zombies.

And now he's irritated at ME for my "closed mind" and "know-it-all attitude". :huh:

*headdesk*


Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.

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might be stuck up there for a little while more... Actually... at this rate... you may NEVER come down!!! *sob*

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Go get one of those nifty canvas overcoats known as a straightjacket.


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Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks?


I prefer World War Z. Much more interesting read.

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Now where's Phatman when you need him...


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Stop making stupid friends.


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Give him a swift kick in the ass.

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And do not EVER dress up as a zombie.


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Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.


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Quote:
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Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.



....WOW.

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Quote:
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Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.


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Quote:
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Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.


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In my he-ad, in my heeee-ead, Zombie, Zombie, Zombie ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah...

Advice for Friend:
Zombies
Good Conversation Starter: "Me freind. Zombie friend. Friend no eat brain. NO! NO EAT BRAIN!"

Bad Conversation Starter: "I think the anomalous features of nearby elliptical galaxies can be rationalized with modern quantam-magical theory."

Advice for You:
1. Play that one line of the above song on repeat, forever, in his presence, until he realizes there are zombies in his head.

2. Do NOT introduce him to Mega X.

Edited by God on July 24, 2008 at 7:34:34.