Interordi.com:

Interordi.com Message Board
Login:
Username: Password:
User options:

New topic Reply

Topic: Stupid Zombies

Pages: 1

MaceMan
Knight


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1049
Stream: zzzzzt!
Posted on July 7, 2008 at 23:15:05 [Post link]
Quote

k... I've got a new one for you guys. My friend just recently bought some Zombie Survival Guide book. Now at first, I thought it was hilarious. It seemed like a pretty good joke.

Except now he's completely convinced that there's a virus out there that can turn a body into a zombie. And every piece of scientific evidence I've provided to the effect of: "this could never ever happen", is now officially classified as a government conspiracy to hide the existence of zombies.

And now he's irritated at ME for my "closed mind" and "know-it-all attitude". :huh:

*headdesk*


Nothing is foolproof to a truly talented fool.

Sorry, MegaMan, but it looks like you
might be stuck up there for a little while more... Actually... at this rate... you may NEVER come down!!! *sob*

RisingDragon
Goat Herder


Status: Offline
Posts: 2123
Badges: Lilly Satou Emi Ibarazaki Pyro Heavy Demoman ... and 18 more
Stream: College and education can go straight to hell n...

NetNavi:
WhiteGlint.EXE
Z-license
Status: Jacked-in
Level: 63 [What's this?]
Posted on July 7, 2008 at 23:16:39 [Post link]
Quote

Go get one of those nifty canvas overcoats known as a straightjacket.


"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
ImageImage
Image

CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.

Mr.Mettaur
News reporter
Superstar!


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1403
Stream: Huzzah!
Posted on July 8, 2008 at 0:52:02 [Post link]
Quote

Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks?


I prefer World War Z. Much more interesting read.

Doctacosa
Admin
SciLab Official
Ship Captain


Status: Offline
Posts: 7255
Badges: Princess Celestia Unity.EXE emblem Zenny Squid beaker Lilly Satou ... and 25 more
Stream: Season's Greetings!

NetNavi:
Unity.EXE
SSS-license
Status: Jacked-in
Level: 32 [What's this?]
Posted on July 8, 2008 at 2:15:03 [Post link]
Quote

Now where's Phatman when you need him...


The admin formerly known as Dr. Cossack.

I post musings, images and nonsense on Tumblr! I play games on Steam! Add me on either/both, and don't hesitate to ask if you want to play something with me!

"There are only three things certain in life: Death, taxes, and Teej's obsessions." ~ RisingDragon (still true in 2019!)

Necro
Hail to the King, baby!


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1292
Stream: If you haven't heard, I'm the best
Posted on July 8, 2008 at 17:02:53 [Post link]
Quote

Stop making stupid friends.


Smirnoff
Superstar!


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1071
Stream: Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
Posted on July 9, 2008 at 0:48:09 [Post link]
Quote

Give him a swift kick in the ass.

RisingDragon
Goat Herder


Status: Offline
Posts: 2123
Badges: Lilly Satou Emi Ibarazaki Pyro Heavy Demoman ... and 18 more
Stream: College and education can go straight to hell n...

NetNavi:
WhiteGlint.EXE
Z-license
Status: Jacked-in
Level: 63 [What's this?]
Posted on July 9, 2008 at 1:09:08 [Post link]
Quote

And do not EVER dress up as a zombie.


"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
ImageImage
Image

CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.

axl z
Gundamn


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1063
Stream: Im not fireing my lazer.......
Posted on July 12, 2008 at 18:15:18 [Post link]
Quote

Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.


Image

Image

TopHat
News reporter
Not Admin
Hats n' spirals


Status: Offline
Posts: 2525
Badges: Caprice Rin Tezuka Soldier Spy Engineer ... and 22 more
Stream: I am VGWuhu, King of Monks http://cloud.steamp...

NetNavi:
Caapsu.EXE
Z-license
Status: Jacked-in
Level: 7 [What's this?]
Posted on July 16, 2008 at 3:58:44 [Post link]
Quote

Quote:
Originally posted by axl z
Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.



....WOW.

Mr.Mettaur
News reporter
Superstar!


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1403
Stream: Huzzah!
Posted on July 16, 2008 at 5:29:50 [Post link]
Quote

Quote:
Originally posted by axl z
Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.


Image

Black Dranzer.exe
World Traveler


Status: Offline
Posts: 2912
Stream: At my age, I qualify for Interordi's socia...

NetNavi:
Black Dranzer.EXE
Z-license
Status: Jacked-in
Level: 1 [What's this?]
Posted on July 16, 2008 at 19:06:06 [Post link]
Quote

Quote:
Originally posted by axl z
Does he relise that the zombie that they talk about in that book is the ramaro zombie which is based off of zombies from vodo and those zombies dont eat flesh.

Edited by axl z on July 14, 2008 at 5:55:14.


Image


Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.

Smirnoff
Superstar!


Status: Inactive
Posts: 1071
Stream: Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
Posted on July 17, 2008 at 0:08:52 [Post link]
Quote

/facepalm

God
Not A Feminist


Status: Offline
Posts: 849
Stream: BREAKING NEWS!: Snape kills Dumbledore.
Posted on July 24, 2008 at 10:24:43 [Post link]
Quote

In my he-ad, in my heeee-ead, Zombie, Zombie, Zombie ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah...

Advice for Friend:
Zombies
Good Conversation Starter: "Me freind. Zombie friend. Friend no eat brain. NO! NO EAT BRAIN!"

Bad Conversation Starter: "I think the anomalous features of nearby elliptical galaxies can be rationalized with modern quantam-magical theory."

Advice for You:
1. Play that one line of the above song on repeat, forever, in his presence, until he realizes there are zombies in his head.

2. Do NOT introduce him to Mega X.

Edited by God on July 24, 2008 at 7:34:34.

 

Pages: 1

New topic Reply