Topic: Inmate Hid Gun in His Fat, Jail Says

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http://news.aol.com/article/texas-inmate-george-vera-hides-gun-in/608737

HOUSTON (Aug. 8 ) -- An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.
The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

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Quote:
Originally posted by Sakura
http://news.aol.com/article/texas-inmate-george-vera-hides-gun-in/608737

HOUSTON (Aug. 8 ) -- An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.
The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

...wow WHERE the he(ck/ll do you find this stuff If you find this in a newspaper then I will give myself an OmeGA FACEPALM!!!.

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I don't want to imagine what else he has hidden in there...

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Thats as funny as it is disturbing. Don't know if I want to laugh, or just lose my lunch.

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