Ok the rules are easy just tell how the poster above died and make sure its lolz and offensive.

for ezapal:died of spaming to much

Edited by ring man77 on August 19, 2009 at 0:18:18.

^ died from trying to take over the world with his own Robot Masters.

^Died self defending himself against me, a bummer it's a double kill.

^ died in a duel against me first!

^Died laughing as I showed my true face.

^Died laughing at this thread.

^ died laughing at Doc's face in a mirror.

^Died of heartbreak when Aerith had a sword lunge into her.

^ died by tomahawk.

^Died, bue to hair implants growing into his brain.

By the way, that did, kind of made me laugh.

^ died from buffalo herd trampling. Not hear them coming. Ear was not on ground.

^Died, due to massive smackdown from the Keyblade Master.

That last one, could be dependable, considering on which ear was on the ground.

^ died at the hands of a Beyblade Master. (That's much worst!)

^Nice toupee, that squirrel died of natural causes.

Touche.

^ died in a pole vaulting accident.

^Died out of curriosity, he drank his own pee.

^ died from cross breeding a mullet with his mother.

^died wating for his Wii

^ died feeding his cat radioactive acid.

^Died, while playing to much Mario Kart


Edited by Yllisos Zanon on August 27, 2009 at 2:53:29.

^ died running from AIDS.

^Died, while sleeping with his sword, his dirty dreams got to the best of him.

LMAO

^ died performing as a stand up comedian.

^Another died stating an obvious.

^ died picking his nose and eating his boogers.

^Died failing at life

^Died, while FIRIN' HEZ LAZOR.

<Died while posting to much.