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So I figured as I gazed upon this, let us think of superpowers that would easily be deemed useless, weak or lame, and then find a way to make it useful, strong or awesome!
Example besides the above: the ability to control paper made awesome by making the sheets absurdly sharp and unleashing a storm of papercuts.
All hail the Supreme Comrade Cossack!
The ability to see with the ability of blankets and control blankets.
That is all.
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
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Jun 22 - Jul 22
"You've never considered yourself much of a music person, which means you'll have a lot of adjusting to do after a high-speed collision with a harpsichord leaves you tragically harmonious."
A useless superpower? Being able to quote any part of Wikipedia by heart.
An upside? Being able to overload any arguing person with facts until they can choke on them!
The admin formerly known as Dr. Cossack.
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OfflineThe ability to completely erase an entire box of cereal from reality.
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Cancer
Jun 22 - Jul 22
"You've never considered yourself much of a music person, which means you'll have a lot of adjusting to do after a high-speed collision with a harpsichord leaves you tragically harmonious."
The entire cereal box and all contents inside of it? Easy, stick something you need destroyed, like sensitive intel materials, and whoops! No longer part of a balanced and nutritional diet.
"Why do you care that I care that you care enough to care that I care for caring?" "Conversation isn't your strong point, is it?"
"I worship the supreme comrade Cossack!"
"OugharagarraaahhHHH: When 'Ow' just won't cut it."
CAPCOM: We put the "No" in Innovation.
OfflineThe ability to secrete a pheromone that makes you sexually attractive to mongeese...mongooses. Whatever.
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Cancer
Jun 22 - Jul 22
"You've never considered yourself much of a music person, which means you'll have a lot of adjusting to do after a high-speed collision with a harpsichord leaves you tragically harmonious."
Whenever someone asks this question, I always go with my old standby:
Magnetic colon.
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Cancer
Jun 22 - Jul 22
"You've never considered yourself much of a music person, which means you'll have a lot of adjusting to do after a high-speed collision with a harpsichord leaves you tragically harmonious."
The ability to puke every 5 minutes, so your always sick.
Upside, an acid that can burn through, ANYTHING.
Their coming to take me away, hee hee haw haw hoo hoo
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You cannot kill what you did not create
OfflineThe ability to move in slow motion. Only for yourself though, the rest of the world moves normally.
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Cancer
Jun 22 - Jul 22
"You've never considered yourself much of a music person, which means you'll have a lot of adjusting to do after a high-speed collision with a harpsichord leaves you tragically harmonious."
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The fantastic ability to be stuck in one place forever. There is no off switch. Its a one way trip, baby.[/quote]
Get stuck in the internet.
Hack someones computer.
Gain access to anything you want.
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