Remember five years ago? Where a guy named Hardman ranted and raved about the most needless topics, wanted to become a mod. to gain power, and got banned?

Yeah. That was me.

Before I go any further, I want to apologize to Bleedman for the 'post.' I'm sorry.

You see, I was a loser back then. Had no real friends, annoyed people, ate a lot, and played videogames 24/7. And I liked it, for some damn reason. I honestly don't remember why I thought that was cool.

And then I learned. I'm autistic.

The Asperger's Syndrome...

Wait. I know what you're going to say.

CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER? OH NOEZ!

NO. I will state this. I'M THE FAREST THING FROM CHRIS CHAN. I'M THE ANTI-CHRIS. YES, I ACTED LIKE HIM. BUT AFTER LEARNING ABOUT ASPERGER'S AND LEARNING ABOUT THE MONSTER KNOWN AS CHRIS-CHAN, I MADE A VOW TO NEVER BE LIKE THAT.

Sorry. Had to get that out my system.

Anyway, my autism doesn't make me stupid. I just think on a different level than others. That's why...

No. No excuses. My behavior in the past can't use the autism card.

Yeah. So I got that out of the way...what have I missed?

No hard feelings, but honestly, I have no idea who you are.
Welcome back though~

Oh, I think I remember.

Man, some of us were merciless to you.

Vodka...? How did you know...

Aww, screw it. I looked back at my old posts, and I was quite the asshole/idiot/troll.

I can take it. For you see...I'M A MAN!