Here's the current sales pitch I use the promote the Creeper's Lab on other forums, servers lists and more.

Like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? Survive the nights and discover new worlds? Then join us today, you won't regret it!

We're a Minecraft network and community that has been around for over seven years now, with no main world reset: we're in this for the long term! We're always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our staff is active to help newcomers get started and to fix issues quickly. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!

We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel at home! Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep any lag to a minimum.

Tired of mining and crafting? We're got alternatives for those looking for a chance of pace:
- 150 achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration... and explosions;
- A new challenge every month in its own world, including events like UHC (Ultra HardCore) and custom creations;
- Minigames, such as parkour;
- And more!

Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but the games are available to anyone and we also have a starter world where you can start to play right away. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can get in within minutes.

Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

I'd like to see if you have any thoughts about it. Too long? Too short? Missing something critical? Vague wording? I'm open to suggestions, let's make this the best it can be!

As a bonus, here's the current animated banner used whenever possible. The UHC mention should be replaced with challenges; anything else worth changing?

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