Number one thing that is not illegal in any state in united States and UK: Nudity. There is supreme court with "world naked bike ride" in regards to "equal treatment of genders" for shirts, but there is also a supreme court case for freedom of speech for being naked in general. But it's also not in a statute in any state in the first place. (As for UK, it's one of those things that's somewhat more commonly known, that's "occasionally mentioned by people" similar to Columbus Was Very Mean and stuff. And police know it, unlike America where they like to pretend and then you have to sue them because they're wrong.)

Number one thing that is illegal somewhere in united States: Pronouncing the name of a particular city incorrectly will officially get you a $5 fine from that city if anyone ever actually writes the citation. I won't say which city it is because then you'll know something about me when the majority of us were not all that kind of very serious friends with each other.


The list of things that *are* illegal has been seen all over from books, "Dribbleglass", etc., for many decades, and now you'd see it on spammy and "basically virus-ridden" websites even if it's true. That's why I picked something more unusual then locking people in freezers or "not putting a warning label that reminds you to keep all your body pieces attached while using the electric saw". But the things that in fact ARE legal. Well, those weren't compiled in a "coffee table book" anywhere (probably), and might be more interesting especially since there's not so many.


In North Korea a lot of things are also legal. Like punching your neighbor and him punching you back. Well, that doesn't insult the leader, so why would the police care? Yes, this sentence or "paragraph" is a very, very, random and strange addition.

Of course, random strange things are good. Or is that "Stranger Things"? It's probably both.