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Originally posted by corte
There was this one time when a blue-ringed octopus spat on me. One day, I found one clinging to my leg.{Sure go ahead laugh, I know its funny but you won\'t think its funny when it spits on you}You see, blue-ringed octopuses have toxic spit that paralizes the prey for 3 months and also destroys most of your white blood cells whci makes you weak against major sicknesses. I got paralized for 3 months and became deaf, mute, and couldn\'t smell anything. So in the hospital, I had to be fed, bathed {by hot nurses heh heh}, and wheelchaired the whole time. And during, I got this sickness that make me lose alot of weight, so I went from 110 pounds to 5 pounds.{thats right, you heard me right 5 pounds.}I lost 115 pounds literally!.So natrally started eating........and eating.........and eating......eating all over again up to the piont when I gained 200 pounds. So I went from 5-205 . Luckily, if it hadn\'t been for me being 6 ft tall, I be totally fat. But since my height balances out my weight so I can weight alot and not look like it. THAT WAS MY WORST SICKNESS EVER IN MY LIFE LITERALLY! And I hope I never have to go through that ever again for the rest of my life.
Right, going blind-deaf-mute and losing so much weight that you weighed 5 lbs. It\'s really amazing that you\'re alive... :rolleyes:
That story doesn\'t sound right. You probably lost few lbs, but if you really lost so much that you were only 5 lbs, you\'d be dead, period.