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Once, I got this flu-like sickness, and I went home, and then started throwing up, then, my dad made me take some Vitamins. An hour later, and I could still taste the vitamins every time I threw up. Then, the sickness decided it wanted to have another escape route, so I had it coming out of both ends!!! :sick::sick::sick: the sickness slowed down for awhile, and my dad took advantage of the downtime to go get some pepto-bismal and some other medicene. And the most weird thing is, the next day, it was GONE. Not a trace left.

Thats my worst sickness ever, whats yours? just one thing, if it is REALLY gross, use a Spoiler. ( I would have but I dont know how, I\'m so ashamed! :( )


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Jason6377
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Chicken pox and very high fever.


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Bronchitis and pneumonia, Bass. :)

As for me, I have chronic bronchitis from secondhand smoke. I guess that\'s the worst thing I have. But yeah, also had chicken pox and some bad colds..but everyone\'s had that. o.o

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Interesting thread. Didn\'t see this coming. o.o Anyways...I think the sickest I got was when I ate some of my grandma\'s cooked-cabbage on Christmas Eve...it was some good stuff. :D I\'ll use a spoiler now just in case.

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On Christmas day my grandma\'s cabbage decided to give me a stomach virus of some sort. So I started puking in the morning and anything else I ate on that day. My brother had to open my presents for me o.O which is sad. I even got to the point where I was throwing up crackers and gingerale x.x. Lucky for me it didn\'t decide to go out the other end...not quite sure how it went away but it only lasted for a day or two.


Other than that, I had chicken pox, maybe a few bad colds, and migraines that last for almost a week. x.o

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Worst: December 1997. Stomach flu from hell.
Don\'t know how I got it, but I was puking on sunday night. x_X ALL NIGHT. Every five minutes, I puked.
I went from about 115 pounds to 99. Throwing up so much in one day really hurt me a lot. Couldn\'t even breathe without pain and eating was a challenge. Luckily, this was just ONE day. If it had kept going, I would have been hosptialized.


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Worst one i had was a type of flu it affected my eyes and i couldnt blink without pain.


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Eh heh heh.. Read this spoiler if ya dare its disgusting!!!

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On time my mom was making fish (Shes a idiot) and I ate alot of stuff befre dinner. When we were eating it she didint eat and I said \"Wow Mom this is some great stuff what fish is this?\" She said \"Well I bought it off a fisherman he said it was... Puffer\" I had a blank look on my face and said \"PUFFER!? THAT FISH IS POISIONOUS!!!!\" She felt sorry and I had to endure minor poisions I puked so much I went in weight from 100 to 55! Tt didint stop there! I started to get migranes to the point of my madness and I couldn\'t Sleep I couldnt eat I couldnt even breath well at all!!!! Also I had red bumps all over my body (Places I wont say not to get anyone mad) and I was ichy and scratching all day! Afew days later the red bumps swelled up 2x the size o.O I was forced to pop afew with a needle to let puss out. 1 month later it all ended.. :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:
Well.. Thats it..


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The worst illness i probaly got was the flu , i hardly get ill anymore, i just get a little ill once or twice a year.

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I can\'t remember. A few weeks ago I threw up threw dehidration.


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My baddest illness would just be snake bite:rolleyes:


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Extremly hot for 2 week\'s i had dehydration could barely eat puked all hell of allot.
Then most recent major sickness was going deaf for afew hour\'s a day this lasted for a week or so the rest of the time i had a headacyche.
I could go into detal about my ear\'s bleeding but then id induce vomiting. :D

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I forgot the time when I was blind for a day! Do you know what it\'s like being blind?


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I think my worst sickness was the Flu I had a 103 fever and I couldnt go to school for a week

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Next worst..: Throwing up maigranes so bad that I went insane.. (Just the sound of a pindrop would hurt my damn brain!):madgo:


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Next worst..: Throwing up maigranes so bad that I went insane.. (Just the sound of a pindrop would hurt my damn brain!):madgo:

Maigranes???? Oh dear me...


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I dont know how to spell it a maigrane (STILL CANT SPELL IT!:madgo: ) is a type of Headache from hell. Advil wont even work on it! :lol:


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[font=Tahoma] I think mine would be apparent, that is, needless to say, the effects of being exposed to a bunch of lowlives on the net. [/font]:mad:


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Well, I spewed everything I put in my mouth, that I tried to consume... And one of those super-colds.


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My worst illness was a case of cat scratch something or the other. Anyways some cats when they are young have a type of bacteria on thier claws that if they scratch it affects lymph nodes. It caused a one my leg to swell and darken to where it look like I had a bruise and it would occasionally cause intense surges of pain to shoot up and down my leg. It also caused me to start limping. I had it for a few weeks before I decided something was really wrong and went to the doctor and got some medicine. After that everything went back to normal.

The next worse was a case of diaheria that hit me as I was going to my sister\'s for Thanksgiving. Taking Peptobismo kept me from having to run to the bathroom every 10 minutes but for the entire time I was on the trip, and even a few days after I got back, I could not eat more than a few bites of anything without starting to feel bad. I never puked but if didn\'t take any of that pink crud I would\'ve spent the entire time on the toilet.

It\'s funny how if have to take Peptobismo for a few days straight the taste of it doesn\'t bother you anymore.

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For me, I would have to say...I dunno. I do get some pretty nasty flus whenever I get them.

One time, I went with my parents to a Seafood Restraunt. I got fish...yeah. Then I got desert there...it was a chocolate pudding from hell, AKA \'Kids Dirt Desert\'. It was a chocolate/ice cream/ God only knows what pudding that was so thick. It even had worms in it :eek:....Gummie Worms of course :D .

Anywho, I couldn\'t hold that desert long enough, and when I got home, I puked my guts out everywhere! My face was all red and I was puking so much I could probably over flow the bath tub! I lost about 80 pounds that night...that long painful night.

Next morning my stomache was so empty, but I was to afraid to eat anything.:(

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Disgusting! I would never eat human foods if that would happen!:lol:


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AIDS, otherwise the chicken pox


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There was this one time when a blue-ringed octopus spat on me. One day, I found one clinging to my leg.{Sure go ahead laugh, I know its funny but you won\'t think its funny when it spits on you}You see, blue-ringed octopuses have toxic spit that paralizes the prey for 3 months and also destroys most of your white blood cells whci makes you weak against major sicknesses. I got paralized for 3 months and became deaf, mute, and couldn\'t smell anything. So in the hospital, I had to be fed, bathed {by hot nurses heh heh}, and wheelchaired the whole time. And during, I got this sickness that make me lose alot of weight, so I went from 110 pounds to 5 pounds.{thats right, you heard me right 5 pounds.}I lost 115 pounds litterally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.So natrally started eating........and eating.........and eating......eating all over again up to the piont when I gained 200 pounds. So I went from 5-205 . Luckily, if it hadn\'t been for me being 6 ft tall, I be totally fat. But since my height balances out my weight so I can weight alot and not look like it. THAT WAS MY WORST SICKNESS EVER IN MY LIFE LITTERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And I hope I never have to go through that ever again for the rest of my life.

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[Edited on 09/07/04 by corte]


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There was this one time when a blue-ringed octopus spat on me. One day, I found one clinging to my leg.{Sure go ahead laugh, I know its funny but you won\'t think its funny when it spits on you}You see, blue-ringed octopuses have toxic spit that paralizes the prey for 3 months and also destroys most of your white blood cells whci makes you weak against major sicknesses. I got paralized for 3 months and became deaf, mute, and couldn\'t smell anything. So in the hospital, I had to be fed, bathed {by hot nurses heh heh}, and wheelchaired the whole time. And during, I got this sickness that make me lose alot of weight, so I went from 110 pounds to 5 pounds.{thats right, you heard me right 5 pounds.}I lost 115 pounds literally!.So natrally started eating........and eating.........and eating......eating all over again up to the piont when I gained 200 pounds. So I went from 5-205 . Luckily, if it hadn\'t been for me being 6 ft tall, I be totally fat. But since my height balances out my weight so I can weight alot and not look like it. THAT WAS MY WORST SICKNESS EVER IN MY LIFE LITERALLY! And I hope I never have to go through that ever again for the rest of my life.


Right, going blind-deaf-mute and losing so much weight that you weighed 5 lbs. It\'s really amazing that you\'re alive... :rolleyes:

That story doesn\'t sound right. You probably lost few lbs, but if you really lost so much that you were only 5 lbs, you\'d be dead, period.


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There was this one time when a blue-ringed octopus spat on me. One day, I found one clinging to my leg.{Sure go ahead laugh, I know its funny but you won\'t think its funny when it spits on you}You see, blue-ringed octopuses have toxic spit that paralizes the prey for 3 months and also destroys most of your white blood cells whci makes you weak against major sicknesses. I got paralized for 3 months and became deaf, mute, and couldn\'t smell anything. So in the hospital, I had to be fed, bathed {by hot nurses heh heh}, and wheelchaired the whole time. And during, I got this sickness that make me lose alot of weight, so I went from 110 pounds to 5 pounds.{thats right, you heard me right 5 pounds.}I lost 115 pounds literally!.So natrally started eating........and eating.........and eating......eating all over again up to the piont when I gained 200 pounds. So I went from 5-205 . Luckily, if it hadn\'t been for me being 6 ft tall, I be totally fat. But since my height balances out my weight so I can weight alot and not look like it. THAT WAS MY WORST SICKNESS EVER IN MY LIFE LITERALLY! And I hope I never have to go through that ever again for the rest of my life.


Right, going blind-deaf-mute and losing so much weight that you weighed 5 lbs. It\'s really amazing that you\'re alive... :rolleyes:

That story doesn\'t sound right. You probably lost few lbs, but if you really lost so much that you were only 5 lbs, you\'d be dead, period.



I remember the doctor saying that I almost died. But luckily, I didn\'t die yay me!!!!!!!!!!. And I never said that I went blind okay? And everything I tpyed there is 100% true. Litterally.

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Excuse me, but your BONES alone would weigh more than five pounds. Plus the skin, eyeballs, etc....

And, no offense....

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Excuse me, but your BONES alone would weigh more than five pounds. Plus the skin, eyeballs, etc....

And, no offense....
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But I find every word of your post extremely hard to believe.



Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I AM TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I KNOW MY STORY IS SUPER HARD TO BELIEVE BUT I\'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was this one time when a blue-ringed octopus spat on me. One day, I found one clinging to my leg.{Sure go ahead laugh, I know its funny but you won\'t think its funny when it spits on you}You see, blue-ringed octopuses have toxic spit that paralizes the prey for 3 months and also destroys most of your white blood cells whci makes you weak against major sicknesses. I got paralized for 3 months and became deaf, mute, and couldn\'t smell anything. So in the hospital, I had to be fed, bathed {by hot nurses heh heh}, and wheelchaired the whole time. And during, I got this sickness that make me lose alot of weight, so I went from 110 pounds to 5 pounds.{thats right, you heard me right 5 pounds.}I lost 115 pounds literally!.So natrally started eating........and eating.........and eating......eating all over again up to the piont when I gained 200 pounds. So I went from 5-205 . Luckily, if it hadn\'t been for me being 6 ft tall, I be totally fat. But since my height balances out my weight so I can weight alot and not look like it. THAT WAS MY WORST SICKNESS EVER IN MY LIFE LITERALLY! And I hope I never have to go through that ever again for the rest of my life.


I have to call you on this for someone your height and body size your bones alone would weigh 36.4 lbs so to get down to only 5 lbs would be totally impossible not to mention we have to factor in organs and such in total organs and bones make up 22% of your body\'s weight. So I\'m sorry to tell you. you did not weigh only 5 lbs.


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There was this one time when a blue-ringed octopus spat on me. One day, I found one clinging to my leg.{Sure go ahead laugh, I know its funny but you won\'t think its funny when it spits on you}You see, blue-ringed octopuses have toxic spit that paralizes the prey for 3 months and also destroys most of your white blood cells whci makes you weak against major sicknesses. I got paralized for 3 months and became deaf, mute, and couldn\'t smell anything. So in the hospital, I had to be fed, bathed {by hot nurses heh heh}, and wheelchaired the whole time. And during, I got this sickness that make me lose alot of weight, so I went from 110 pounds to 5 pounds.{thats right, you heard me right 5 pounds.}I lost 115 pounds literally!.So natrally started eating........and eating.........and eating......eating all over again up to the piont when I gained 200 pounds. So I went from 5-205 . Luckily, if it hadn\'t been for me being 6 ft tall, I be totally fat. But since my height balances out my weight so I can weight alot and not look like it. THAT WAS MY WORST SICKNESS EVER IN MY LIFE LITERALLY! And I hope I never have to go through that ever again for the rest of my life.


I have to call you on this for someone your height and body size your bones alone would weigh 36.4 lbs so to get down to only 5 lbs would be totally impossible not to mention we have to factor in organs and such in total organs and bones make up 22% of your body\'s weight. So I\'m sorry to tell you. you did not weigh only 5 lbs.


1% mad.........10% mad.......35% mad........50% angry.70% angry...80%furoius........92% furoius..........100% furoius GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I....AM.......TELLING.......THE....... TRUTH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I AM GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT I AM LYING WHEN OBVIOSLY THATS NEVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE HERE SO THEY COULDN\'T OF POSSIBLY KNOWN WHAT IT\'S LIKE IN MY CONDITION IN THE HOSPITAL FOR THREE DAMN MONTHS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 09/09/04 by corte]

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*ahem*
the caps lock would be 7/16\" away from your pinky finger please refrain from using all caps it\'s very annoying and is considered very rude. just 7/16 of an inch.
Anyway I have actual scientific proof to back up the fact you did not weight only 5 pounds. I have no doubt you got sick, seeing how the Blue Ring Octopus can kill a full grown person in a matter of minutes. but as I said you did NOT only weigh 5 pounds.
by the way when you say okay all the time it reminds me of Joe Pesci when he was in the Lethal Weapon movies :)

::Edit:: by the way it(the Blue Ringed Octopus) had to bite you to posin you it can\'t just \"spit\" on you

[Edited on 9-9-2004 by J_Hibiki]


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