Hi!

What weired things do you know about Michael Jackson? He looks weired, but that\'s just the plastic OWWWW! (joke)

He called his son \'Prince-Michael-The-Second\' but he calls him blanket.

He\'s a child malester and that\'s not funny. It\'s just sick.

He had two ribs taken out just so he could **** *** *** ****.

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Did he!? Yikes!:eek:

That\'s funny. I could\'ve sworn that someone told me that it was about Marylin Manson who did that and not MJ.

If someone else says that it\'s MJ who did that... it\'s obviously false.
Hi Urban Legends. Plz die. >:(

Well its WEIRD since hes almost the tallest guy in the world! Try looking up at his face!:eek:

I remember hearing that years ago too. I don\'t know if any of that shit is true, but I don\'t care either. It really isn\'t anyone\'s business.



What I find more freaky is that he used to look like a black male, but now looks like a white female. It\'s similar to what you said, yeah.



..what the hell are you talking about?

Hes a tall guy your a kid try looking at him from all the way down there?

Marilyn Manson didn\'t have that done, he lies 90% of the time and the media loves him for it. He\'s also said along the lines of his family being exposed to agent orange and him being an alien. He just loves toying with the gullible folk.

As for Micheal Jackson, I think people just need to leave him the fuck alone. Damned media.

Yeah, Airman has lamerish topics in the Megaman section..about Topman lookin like a monkey or something.. He must be takin different pills.

I\'ve never really heard about Jackson being that tall. And I\'m a kid, am I?



Mods shouldn\'t close topics based on personal opinion of if they like a thread or not, only if it\'s breaking any rules.

Michael is a white women who sleeps with children. End of topic.

OBJECTION!!!!!! If you watch the tv show \"Living with michael Jackson\" U will noe wat is truth and fact and fiction.

OI heard that Marillin Manson did that and then Whacko Jacko not long after. Here\'s a funny piece of dialect!

Martin: You wanna play some chess?
Michael: Yes, all right!
Martin: Wat do you want to be; black or white?
Michael: That\'s no funny, Martin. That\'s just ignorance!!

That\'s funny!!!

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If you watched \"Grammar House Rock\", you might know some...grammar. (Yes, a noble concept indead)

As for all those MJ fans out there...

Grammar House rock? never heard of it...

[quote]Originally posted by AirMan

OI heard that Marillin Manson did that and then Whacko Jacko not long after. Here\'s a funny piece of dialect!

Martin: You wanna play some chess?
Michael: Yes, all right!
Martin: Wat do you want to be; black or white?
Michael: That\'s no funny, Martin. That\'s just ignorance!!

That\'s funny!!!

[Edited on 7/4/2003 by AirMan] [/quote]Haha i missed that one on comic relief. Comic relief was crap this year anyway. Micheal Jackson does sleep with certain children but they mostly just sleep in his room. I think it was that kid he helped from cancer whom he slept with, but nothing sexual.

HIs nose is going to fall off...:)

His game on Sega mega drive is nang, wierd though, but i like the idea of using his dance moves as attacks.

Here\'s something that would be funny! You know that he named his son \'Prince Michael II\' but he calls him \'Blankit\'? Well...

MJ: Blanket! Blanket! Come here, Blanket!

*MJ pickes Blanket up and huggs him*

*Blanket fingeres his face like small children do but...*

MJ: OWWW!! My nose!! Blanket! Blanket!! Give that back, Blanket!!!


*THIS IS DIFFERENT*

Martin: Can you show me how to dance?

MJ: No, I couldn\'t

Martin: Please?

MJ: No, I won\'t.

Martin: Please? Why not?

MJ: I couldn\'t! I\'d be too shy.

Martin: OK, then. How did you -

MJ: OK, then, if you insist!
*Moonwalks*

MJ: OWW!!

funny scenerios!!!!!

I deel bad for him though, all he wants is to be *loved*, the fool!Who\'s want s to love him?:sick::muha:

His nose is starting to fall off because of all that plastic surgery.

i played it at some joke site and you cought the babys and avoided spiders coming from his hair:D

[font=Tahoma] They sell his left eyeball, mint in sealed card at ebay for only $666! Must Buy! [/font]

To Elburito-
That\'s not the only one. There was one called \"Michael Jackson\'s Moonwalker\" for the Sega Genesis.

To Packard-
GOOD GOD! ...Who\'d even wanna look at that evil eyeball of death!? And why would he sell it for Satan\'s number? It just makes me sick...