*Hublo shoots into the teleporter. It blows up*

Hublo: Oops.

AirMan: I created fakes, too. They\'ve been back all along. I just need to make them visible!

I am so lost. Am I alive or dead?

*Zera\'s voise*


Zera: No they aren\'t. Everybody was real. The teleporter is gone, and so is everybody else. Besides, I felt a lot of blood when I killed all those people. There is only one more way to get them back. But why should I tell? You always destroy it.

Renegade: Okay Zera were listening whats the plan ...And no one is dead I should be but look at me *jumps and falls apart*

Renegade mouth: Can you pick up my hand Airman? I\'d like to stick up the magic finger to a certain Zera.

Airman: Uhh how bout no?

Renegade: Then can you atleast put me back together?

Airman and Hublo help put Renegade back together.

Renegade: I\'m alive!!

Airman: You never died you just fell apart.

Xiahou Dun: So what are you guys?
Zhang He:Yeah! You people are very odd! Besides where are we?

*Zera\'s voise*

Zera: Why should I!? Everytime I do, you destroy it. And most of the people I killed were real, pretty much almost all. Anyways, if anybody else gets killed, you could have used this new way. But I\'m not telling.

Renegade: Wait I\'ve got a idea!!
*Raises hand* Revive..Cure Well*all the dead bodies rise up on board and even some over board*

Hublo: You raised the dead!?

Renegade: Well actually I used a revive then I cured them of there everlasting wounds which should now have healed.

Zera: I had a better way but I\'m still not telling

Renegade:..Uh they are alive anyway it would be pointless to tell us now.

*Hublo kicked Renegade*
Hublo:Idiot! Now Zeras back! Wait.. *activates button and little probes appear in Zera and all of his fakes*
Xiahou Dun:Is he a enemy or something? *all body guards wait in silence to attack*
Airman:Eh.. Yes? *Right when Airman said yes the 8 body guards and Xiahou Dun attack Zera*

*All Zera\'s move and Hublo falls in lava*


Real Zera: Well, there he goes. Anyways, I\'m good now.

*Xiahou Duns 9 people stoped before falling and turned around attacking the Zera\'s*

*Every Zera gets destroyed*

Hublo: They are gone now...

Zera: Not quite. I have a new power.

Hublo: ???

Zera: Yes. I can turn dead and get alive again back and forth. And when I am dead, my body disappears like a ghost like before. So I\'m not going to die. And why can\'t I help? I\'m more powerful than any of you. So I am going to help. And you can\'t kill me. And same goes for Draco.

Draco: Hrrr.... (Zera is right)

AirMan: Alright...

Zera: Right, AirMan! Uhhhuh!

AirMan: Zera! NO!

Zera: I have you cornered!

*Zera cornerd him against a rail onboard*

AirMan: NO! ZERA! LISTEN TO ME!!!

Zera: It\'s time for a little of my own revenge!

AirMan: YOU DON\'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

Zera: Hmmm! Me and my buster get anlong fine!

AirMan: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

*AirMan raised his hand and stopped all particles (even those which make up the air which AirMan uses so very much) stopped moving. The temperature was absolute zero -- Zero degrees Kelvin -- The temperature at which ALL atoms stop moving -- draining energy out of everything. Zera, and everyone else on board (except AirMan) was frozen. They were in a hypersleep -- ever-so-slightly alive.*

AirMan: He who messes with the great AirMan, feels his wrath once and for all.

*AirMan sent a draft over to Hublo -- thoring him -- and he alone -- so he could move*

Hublo: Whoa! I\'m glad to be out of there!

AirMan: Shhh! You\'ll thore Zera! Right! Get your bone and keep hitting Zera until he got destryed -- never to return.

*He never made any fakes. He was so comfident that he would win this battle he didn\'t make any*

Hublo: Asta la vista, baby. *He threw another bone at Zera and he died -- never to return*

*What they didn\'t realise was that 15 min. earlier, Gorlab, the Demon of Shadow and Water, had viciously slaughtered Draco*

AirMan: Right! I\'ll just unfreeze everyone!

*AirMan did and everything was hunki-dori in twenty seconds.*

Voice of Zera: You have done well in defeating me, AirMan--

AirMan: No, I didn\'t! You were easier than getting blood from a major artary connected to the heart!

Voice Of Zera: I\'ve not finished!

AirMan: I don\'t care, pipsqueek!

*AirMan sent a tornado hurling upwards and then there was a bang and screeming and TUTMAN dropped into the sea*

AirMan: Ha! That voice was merely an imposter! TUTUMAN!

*No voice of Zera was ever heared again*

[Edited on 17-10-2003 by AirMan]

Renegade: it\'s so quite...

Airman: Like some kind of weird calm before the storm( that is so off)

Hublo: Maybe we should.

RenegadewithSumbrero: FEISTA!!!

Hublo: Ey yi yi yi!!

Airman: Iy curamba!!!

Renegade begins shaking maracas!

Renegade: Amigos let PAR -TAY

Airman: wait why are we acting like this?

???: Because I made you I am the all mighty all powerful Super Sayian Go..

We shall have a short commercial break please remain seated...


Renegade: Oh my god you blew it all up!..Drat you Drat you all to hell.

This is the end of our movie...*not!*

AirMan: Renegade, you are forever trying to kill us! I think I\'ll take a leaf out of WindRider~\'s book!

Renegade: Uh-oh! Start hiring things to do your own jobs that only talk backwards?

AirMan: No.

Renegade: Stand there rambling all day?

AirMan: No. Sword fighting!

Renegade: Oh-dear.

*AirMan kept him still with the air--he souldn\'t move. One hand was in the air, keeping Renegade still, the other holging a Samurai sword to his throught*

Airman: In the words of The Kurgan...Remarez...Connor McCloud Of The Clan McCloud...and all the other immortals...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!

*He chopped Renegsde\'s hed off and threw the corps overboard. He never returned, either.*

Voice of Dr. Cossack: Hello? Isn\'t anyone bothering to come and find me? And who\'s captaining the ship!?

*But then he finds out that Zera was a ghost and didn\'t go anywhere*

Zera: Oh c\'mon! AirMan was the first and easyest enimie in MMBN2. How could he do that? There is no way.

Draco: HRRRR.....!!!! *mother ---*

Zera: No Draco, don\'t cuss. AirMan isn\'t that strong.

AirMan: Duh duh duh.... I\'m stupid...

Zera: Yes, you are. Now, go back to the mental hospital. Run aloung, now.

AirMan: Duh... ok...

And AirMan was soon one of the smatest robots ever. He made Zera stronger, and killed Hublo, and Zera and Draco were his friends and thats it. The End.

Shut up, Zera, you know that MMBN2 one was a cyber-copy! There cannot be an end. It is not your place to end the RPGs that others are enjoying. Do that one more time and we\'ll igone all your posts in the RPG. You shouldn\'t end other\'s RPGs and you can\'t. And I could do that! Remember when I absorbed some of your power? It made me able to do that so shut your face. I\'m ignoring that post. As will everyone else.

Ghost Draco: How can I possibly exist? I thought that when I died, I went up to join the star constilation that shares the same name as I. Hey! I can talk! Hey! Wasn\'t my original voice done by Sean Connery meaning that I could kinda talk?

Ghost Zera: Stop prooving me wrong, Draco.

Draco: No!

Zera: There is nothing you can do to me, now, AirMan

AirMan: Really? I can get you into pretty deep trouble.

Zera: I\'m one of the Walking dead! I am not made of flesh and blood, but of fire and brimstone!

AirMan: Really?

Zera: No. I\'m made of air. My point is that how much more trouble can I possibly be in?

Hublo: *He threw a bone at him and it went straight through him* Good point.

AirMan: You really think that you can\'t be in any more trouble? Well, there\'s ginger root beer!

Zera: SH*T!

AirMan: And there\'s me!

Zera: DOUBLE SH*T!

*Everyone on board came with a load of root beer and spreyed it on Draco and then on Zera*

Zera: No...NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*They eploaded and they looked like fireworks*

AirMan: Zera was a lousy, deceat ful morone who loved to see others in pain, but I\'ll say one thing for him!

Hublo: What\'s that, then?

Airman: He sure looks nice exploading against the night sky.

All other members on the board: Agreed.

*Mean wile, in the deapths of hell...*

ElecMan: Mwahahahahaaa! Mwahahahahahahahaaaa! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hubhikariisaprick, this might be the most ingeneus ideas ever! Mwahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

hubhikariisaprick: Yeah! Dressing up as dinnerladies and serving them live crocroaches on a platter to poison them is bouned to work! Mwahahahahah!!

ElecMan+hubhikariisaprick: Mwahahahahhahah!!!!!! MAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAA MWHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHGAHA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 18-10-2003 by AirMan]

*all of a sudden turns solid then kills all traces of evil hublo and zera.*

ami:now I can finally rest in peace.

*then gets killed immedeatly after saying these words*

Off-topic: That was what is commonly known as a \"bump.\" It is against the rules. If you look at a topic and want to post a message, make sure that the last post isn\'t from very long ago, like two months, for example is two long.

AirMan: I have a headache. I think I will just sleep.

*When AirMan wakes up, he\'s in a world run by flesh eating zombies*

*All of the zombies started punching him and Zera came up over the edge of a cliff, riding on Draco\'s back*

Zera: These are my minions! Your former freinds! Or should I say...friend!

*They were all small versions of Gorlab, but looked a bit like Skullman.exe.*

AirMan: Heh. As if I cared about them!

*Suddenly the gorlabs covered up his nose and mouth so he couldn\'t breathe.*

Hublo: Not so fast!

*He threw a bone at the gorlabs. It hit them and went around AirMan, and then came back to Hublo like a boomerangue.*

AirMan: Thanks!

Hublo: Look! Lets get Zera!

AirMan: Good idea!

*Hublo knocked Zera off of Draco with a bone-boomerangue, but he grabbed onto the ledge. Draco was free from the gloomy prison from once he came.*

*AirMan stamped on Zera\'s hands, but a load of other fakes came up, every last one, and saved the real Zera*

*AirMan blew them all down and they were squished on the bottom of the valley.*

*The fakes and the real Zera were dead...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!! The real Zera was dead as were all of his fakes.*

With the defeat of Zera, the S.S. Calmwater, running low on provisions, returned to port. Unfortunately, the travelers of the S.S. Calmwater had to eat spam on the way to the port, and many member jumped overboard due to the fact that any spam was too much spam.

At port, Airman and the crew bought tons of provisions and loaded it onto the ship. Along with that, many new sailors joined Calmwater in hopes of having fantastic voyages just like the ones of the previous members. One of those sailors is Ned Flanders, a cartoon character that has a life warped by his dependence on the Bible and God.

The ship set sail...

(take it from there)


Note: This is a LEGAL RPG, so don\'t say, \"Wow, Ned, I didn\'t know your were a n00b! RPs aren\'t allowed -report-!\" Only people that have things to add should post.

Also, this is not bumped up illegally. Dr. C. said it is ok. So, anyone that says this topic is bumped is spamming.

[Edited on 26-10-2004 by Ned Flanders]

AirMan: Hmmm. Now that battle (and seemingly 10000 years) are out ofthe way, how many peoplke are therre left on the ship?

Hublo: We\'re fine!

Dr. Cossack: Please let me out of the cupboard!

Everyone was fine, but amazingly hungru.

AirMan: I know what to do.

*Airman summuns a tornado to bring the ship to the coast of Florida*

AirMan (to crew): We can get all the provisions we will need again, here. Eat all you like! Hopefully the weak tornado didn\'t cause too much damage, and wasn\'t too unexpected?

*Hublo finally unlocks Dr. Cossack, they refill them selves and the cargo with all that they will need, and they sail off into the sunset*

NEXT!

Zera\'s ghost comes back.


Zera: Hey, can somebody jump off a cliff so I can steal your body? Anybody will do good, except for some.

Airman: No...

Hublo and Ned push Airman off a cliff.

Zera: Hey, why did you through his body down?

Hublo: Ohh...

Zera: For Heaven\'s sake, through down somebody.

Ned: Who won\'t you get your original body?

Zera: Hmm... I never thought of that...

Voosh!!!

Zera: I\'m back! Draco, lets go get some fireworks for tonight!

Ned: What? What fireworks?

Zera: For the return of me, of course!

Doc: Alright, lets sail to China!

Lizardman:Can i have sushi when we get there.:D

Unknown_ENtity:we hve to travel to aisa.

lizardman:then we eat sushi?

STZ:for get about sushi were uder attack!

Unknown_Entity:GET THE SPIRALS AND THE CANS OF IDLE!

lizardman:oh crap...A SPAMMER MEN OVERBOARD!

Boom.

Zera: That was easy. And yes, the sushi is going to be my treat to everyone!

Everybody makes it to China, and me and Evil Hublo buy illegal fireworks.

Evil Huble: Do we stuff these down somebody\'s pants?

Zera: No...

Evil Hublo: Do we put the thingy on fire?

Zera: Yeah. Let\'s go get everyone and eat sushi. We\'ll fire these later.

Evil Hublo: Ok, but I have to find the other me.

Evil Hublo goes and Hublo comes back.

Hublo: Yes... Destroy!

Zera: Indeed... Airman, take us to the ship.

Airman: Ok.

After I take everyone to the sushi place, we find Evil Hublo dead in the ship...

Zear: What the hell happened to him?

Airman: I don\'t know... This is a mystery of Blue\'s Clues!

Zera: ...

Hublo: Ok, who killed my Evil twin?

Hublo looks at the wall.

On the wall was grafitti of the n00b guild:

\"We rulz this land, and 2 prove it we\'ll kill one of ur members a day till u lets us join
:devil::devil::devil:!\"

Airman: Yes, time to delete some n00bs!

[Edited on 26-10-2004 by Ned Flanders]

talkalot: ARGH! yee mates! im the captain of spammers in the see and I say ya vesseal is preety fine, wont mind if I take it well ye?

Megaman masta: Die! *machine gun sounds* AHH! *battle erupts*

Airman: wquick click the banning button!

*pushes button*

Disinegrates talkalot curse youuuuuuu!....

Ned: Well, why did you do that. We could have sat him down and talked to him over plain ice cream.

Hublo: I\'m choosing to ignore that... Anyway, who\'s up for sushi!

Everyone leaves Ned behind at the ship.

Ned: Well, I know when I\'m not not wanted.

Fusion X: Is it too late to wake up from a coma? I kinda wanna get involved...
Actually, I\'ve been sleeping after being washed ashore from that sewer mouse.
Anyway, whats happening now, i don\'t wanna review four pages to figure out what happened. Anyone died yet?

(You people, your suppsed to control your own character not others! I own my own RPG board, I should know. *Sigh* Oh well.)

*Sephiroth XX Stabs a hole in the ship*
Sephiroth XX:I\'ll have some fun watching you all die.
*casts Metor at ship*
Sephiroth XX: HA HA HA HA!

AimMan: Never fear everyone! Hop aboard my great yellow (and might I add very stately) rubber duck float! It\'s completely meteo-proof.

*Inflates boat and sets off alone. Is smashed my Meteo and swims back to sinking ship.*

AimMan: Oops, I forgot that it\'s meteor-proof, not meteo-proof. Well, whats one \"R\" in the scheme of things? It doesn\'t stop kids from watching bad movies.:lol: