Sorry to burst your bubble people, but this RP died a long time ago. Please don\'t dig these things back up.

Ned: God, get off your cloud and defeat Sephiroth!

A giant hand came out of the clouds and knocked Sephiroth into the universe.

Ned: Thank you lord.

God: Okally-dokilly.

[Edited on 28-10-2004 by Ned Flanders]

I got it. Sorry then.:);

*Did anyone remember that I\'m still hurling off a cliff, and if that cliff is there, where\'s the ship? You really ought to think things through a little better.*

*AirMan creates a cloud which suppords him and takes him to the ship*

*He messes up Zera\'s ghost for destroying him once and for all (for what must be at least the third time, by now)*

AirMan: You dared to try and kill me?

Ned&Hublo: N-n-no! You don\'t understand!

AirMan: I understand well enough.

*Creates a cushin of air which lifts the ship un 1000ft up in the air*

AirMan: I will allow one explanation, and it better be good.

Ned: We thought you might need a little fresh air as you can only get from free falling?

AirMan: That\'s good! But not good enough! In you go!

*He forces Ned and Hublo to fall down, down, down, and AirMan lost sight of them long before they hit the bottom*

Dr. Cossack: You killed them!!?

Airman: Not quite. They\'re still falling. A cushin of air will form around them, protecting them when they hit solid ground. They\'ll go quite far.

*Meanwhile, Ned and Hublo hit the bottom and carry on going until they end up on an island, surrounde by moltern lava. They look up, far awy, they can see the roof of the huge cavern*

Airman: They will find themselves near the center of the Earth. There, they must prove that they are loyal to us, and not Zera. It is already apparent that no craft on the surface can be used to kill Zear.

Zera: Correct!

AirMan: Where have you come from!?

Zera: Oh, please! I\'ve been listening to you scince you started and trust me, I am perfectly safe from your PITiful friends. Or should I say, enimies! For a start, if you want to kill me, you ought to be a little more vigelant! Now I know your plans, although, he ones tyou expect to carry it out, don\'t! I believe that sets me with a slight advantage! Surrender, if you want to live!

AirMan: You\'re right. We cannot win. Here, I\'ll take you to the Captain\'s cabin.

Dr. Cossack: Wha--?

Zera: What? Oh, alright! Call me Lord! No-NO! Master! Actually, I prefer lord.

AirMan: Yes, your highness!

*AirMan takes Ghost Zera to the Captain\'s cabin and locks the door.*

Airman: Ha! That\'s the only existing Ghost-proof cabin in existance! He cannot escape! Anyhow, the young rebels will find themselves finding things out for themselves, down there. They will find his armies of copies with bodies that he can use, and his machine for cramming his soul into them. They will destroy it. They must find this out for themselves, however. No-one can make them do anything.

*Meanwhile, with Ned and Hublo...*

(Ned wouldn\'t do that to anyone... well anyway...)

Searing hot magma jets screamed next to Ned and Hublo.

Hublo: We exist thanks only to Airman\'s mercy. We should have never listened to Zera\'s lies.

Ned: What do we do now?

Suddenly, a breeze brought the voice of Airman.

Voice of Airman: Prove your loyalty to me, and not Zera, and you will be saved.

Hublo: How can we do that?

Draco\'s ghost appeared out of nowhere.

Draco\'s ghost: Defeat me and you will be freed.

Ned: Can\'t we talk about this over...

Draco: Silence!

Hublo: C\'mon spring into action Ned.

Hublo jumped and threw a huge bone at the ghost. It split the ectoplasm into two. Ned reached into his sweater and retrieved The Bible.

Ned: Die you unholy beast of Satan!

The Bible started to glow and banished the ghost for eternity.

Another breeze swooped in Hublo and Ned\'s ears.

Voice of Airman: You have earned my loyalty... for now. However, I will not forget this betrayal.

Airman brought Ned and Hublo back to the ship.

Zera opens the door.

Zera: Well, you did lock it, but not from the inside. Anyway, me and Draco are leaving.

Draco is now a large skeleton dragon.

Zera: What the hell happened to you?

Draco: *SSS*... Went through hell and back, thanks to that Evil Hublo. I never knew he had the power\'s of a Grim Reaper)

Zera: Are you sure a \"SSS\" is all you just said?

Zera hops on Draco, and they leave.

Zera: See ya guys! Hey Airman, let\'s make peace next time we meet. I never did anything to Ned and Hublo, just to let you know. It was them and their own scam. I\'m going to go to Draco\'s Haven, where all of the Dragon\'s of Draco\'s race live. Draco, of course, is the Leader of Haven.

Doc: Well, come back soon. Say, can you bring us a souvinear or something?You never even thanked me when I gave everybody that present from the time I went to Canada....

Zera: Uhh... Sure...

AimMan: Yay, rescue!

*taps foot*

AimMan: Hey, can I get a giant skeleton over here? Hello? Hey, if this ship sinks, what happens to the site? Will it be \"S.S. There\'s-a-Boat-Under-the Waters\"? What happens...

*blub blub blub*

P.S., It\'s sad that Hublo is no longer around.:cry:

(airman 2.5, that alternative boat-sinking thing doesn\'t happen...)

Airman: Ned, if you can banish ghosts, can you protect our ship from them as well?

Ned placed a cross and read a bible verse. A glowing circle surrounded the ship.

Ned: Circle of the living. Any undead that enters, besides ones we invite, is immediately banished. Is that okayilly-dokilly with you Airman?

Dr. C: Let\'s move on. Zera could find us easily if we sit around.

Wuh? But I thought someone destroyed the ship? Argh, just give me a second to save myself here.

*scampers back onboard*

...It\'s AimMan, not AirMan!:cry:

[Edited on 29-10-2004 by AimMan v2.5]

(D\'oh)

Zera: They think that circle will stop us!

Draco: Sounds like a good idea.

Zera slaps Draco with a ghostly hand.

Zera: Shut up you! We need a way to enter our undead horde in there.

Draco: Maybe..

Zera slaps Draco.

Zera: Shut up, Im thinking!

you see a robot called strikeman.exe


strikeman can icome in

dr c sher

????...... he......he........he.......he.......he.....
......he ....he.....he.

every one woa


????......u......wi....ll.......d.....I..........mw....
smoke fills room.....
thunder storm starts
blackout

every one exebt strikeman an hublo runs

????..............................................................bo.....o....................................sp.....am.........ru....le.....s.............................................

dr cosack stop spanning

Spam rules? Dr. Cossack stop spamming? Can Dr. Cossack even spam?:eek:

Meh, and why\'s Hublo still here? Where\'d I run to? I\'m confused.:(

dr cossack spamming is like michael jackson being my math teacher....it\'ll never happen

cossack was telling?????????????????
not to spam

Magiman: What are we all doing? Sending undead hordes at stuff? You fools! Undead hordes are the worst kinds! Just hire a bunch of drunken barbarians and hold them to a half-price contract. And if you get in trouble, crate a magical shield of black death and kill them yourself!
But i\'m assuming all of you pitiful undernavis have enough experience in magic to at least teleport. Right? I think bass can, he floats...

[Edited on 11-11-2004 by MagimanV1.5]

(I are sorry for bumping teh thread, and back on-topic)

*Tacoman opens the door of his cabin and gets out of the room*

*Ice Cream Sales Man appears*

ICSM: \"Would you like an Icecream?\"

Taco: \"NOOOOOOOOO!!!\"

ICSM: \"I\'m sure you do! Icecream is what everybody wants!\"

Taco: \"NOOOOOOOOO!!!\"

ICSM: \"Icecream is good for you. It rules the world!\"

Taco: \"KILL THE HEATHEN!\" *blasts ICSM into oblivion with Chili Buster* \"TACOS RULE!! ALL HAIL THE EVIL TACO LORD!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!\"

*stands in shadows, watching Tacoman act all crazy*

*sighs*

*returns to \"The \'To Game Or Not To Game\' Show\"*

Morph: \"I luuuvv this show...\" ^_^;;

*sighs*

(ill call myself Gate)

Gate:Im getting sick of you Taco...(runs up to Taco and hits him square in the face)

*Taco stops*

Gate: there better...

*goes and watches TV with Morph*

Gate: (yelling at Juno even though he\'s not there)hey! I wanted to do that!

Gate:Oh well....*turns and shoots Taco in the head with his G-Cannon*

Gate:(back watching TV)ok...this show is getting boring*changes channel on Morph to FullMetal Alchemist*now this is my kind of show!

Morph:Hey! I was watching that!

Gate:NOOO! NOT THE TV!!!! MY favorie show is on!NOOOO!

Morph:hey im getting hooked on this show

Gate:soooo....Now that were getting along please dont destroy the TV!
PLEASE!Its a new episode to....

(please don\'t use quotes guys)

Morph, who mysteriously comes from out of nowhere: \"That\'s my little pet! It\'s an Atlantic Salamander!\"

Juno: \"How come a fire creature can live in the water?\"

Morph: \"What?! Pyraja! I told you swimming is bad for you!\"

Pyraja: \"ROAR!\"

Morph: \"NO! No cookie for you!\"

Pyraja: *sniff*

Morph: \"And stop crying! Tears are made out of water you dip(s-word)!\"

(I am just going to bring my involvement here to a close so I\'ll just make anything up, however farfetched).

*AirMan finds himself pondering where he was. Was this a dream? Everywhere was black and he was falling in an endless abyss. He could have sworn he saw galaxies fly by in an instant. He was entranced by it. He summoned a cushion of air beneath him, but he was moving too fast. He carried on falling. The air rushing past him was pleasant, and he was just about to lose conciousness when the darkness turned brilliant black. There was nothing, he could hear, see and feel no more. He had reached the ground.*

*The next day, Dr. Cossack came to check his office in the ship. There, he found AirMan leaning over the small rectangular oak desk. He was in a coma. There he stayed, muttering in his sleep, often saying the most random things, yet uncannily advising to whoever listened. *