Kay, this is a topic I thought would be intresting. What has happened at your school that is so mischeivious?

Ok, here is my school.

Last Year: I was in the stairwell on my way down, and the Gothic Ashley York pulled me back. She told me to stay here for a second. So, I did, and I saw Cory Tetro getting inside a trashcan that was on it\'s side at the top of the stairs. Another kid, Jacob Trundy, was at Cory\'s side. So, Cory got inside of it, and Jacob rolled the can down the freakin stairs! What an idiot! At the bottom, one of the teachers saw him and took hin to the office, so he got on step 2 of the disipline ladder!

Variable, If you see this post, help me out here! There is way too much for me to post alone!

Ok, you guys tell me what has happened at your school before. You do not have to list names.

[Edited on 18-6-2004 by Zero EXE]

I\'m one of the school\'s smartest kid, in the Chess Club, love math, what do you think? Thing is, I\'m an angry kid. Some might think I\'m an nerd if they know what I\'m in and what I like. If they don\'t they don\'t even say a word; Their too afraid. I\'m in anger manegment. I wouldn\'t be in there right now if I didn\'t stop cussing at the football kids when they played keep away/\"football\" with the ball I was playing with... Why can\'t they just leave me alone... *Cries*... Man, I hate for football kids... Why, I could ki... Never mind.

Now, freaky? Think lunch ladies on crack isn\'t freaky? Well, if not, then explain teachers not caring when getting kids getting hurt or want something back... *Thinks of the football kids taking away a someone\'s ball...*

Heh, you think that I like my school? We have lots of nice teachers that actually care, but when it comes to substitutes, their all BI****!
Take Mrs. Hall for example! You would sware she was on the rag everytime she subed! She is ROTTEN! She acts all nice and goody goody, but when it comes to the slightest bit of acting up, she yells like a son of a *****. Ask Variable or Infernoman! They know as well as I do!

hey Lola. just me. it was 8:05 pm when i posted this so... bedtime 4 me. ill post this one tomorrow fur shur... heheh.
c u at school!


ps. i posted a poll, look into it, k? ;D

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Well,sorta weird...We had a wasp nest in our cafeteria.Well,one flew out,and into my lunch.Well,the gravy was good for something!But,it didn\'t end there,the janitor got up,and tried to get rid of the nest.Well,lets just say we had a stampede out the door,and one sore janitor...

Well, one of my friends tried to burn the school down.

Another time, the shed burned down and lots of people in my form were in the Sports Hall next to it. Luckily, we were doing Rugby outside so we noticed the smoke.

[font=comic sans ms]Now, you all must believe me when I say what has happened...

A locust and rat plague in the cafeteria. No shit.

About 3,000 locusts and roughly 20 rats were let loose. Needless to say we ate lunch in the Main hall.

But still....it was really fucked up.[/font]

One day we wre cleaning our lockers and there was a dead rat inside some kids locker(i don\'t know how it got in there)and it was dead.so far there has been 3 rat sightings.
P.S somes girls freak out when they see a 7 inch rat.:lol:

The hell? God, girls can be wimps.

I remember when we were making a nature trail in science last year. There was skunk cabbage all over the freakin place! One little touch, and they reaked! Well, some imature, but hilarious kid put a huge bundle of skunk cabbage in somebodies locker! Man it stunk!

This one time, some frigged up girls had a box of Tampons:sick:
Anyway, she dumped them all over the floor before class! We had to stare at the sick things!

This year, you won\'t beleive it, but some kid is secretly selling weed. Our school has never had this happen, so they are so unaware! Heh, I can\'t wait \'till Cory comes in with red eyes all high looking!

Yeah, I will keep posting more soon!

Loads of people at school are on pot. Heh! One time one person was caught with all of his pockets jam-packed with it and he claimed it was for his own personal use:lol:. Own personal use, my arse!

My school\'s boring...

Then again, considering some of these posts that\'s probablly a good thing

Well, last year, some freakin queers were creeping around. We were working on our boats, science for grades 6, 7, and 8. We all brought in exacto knives to cut stuff with. We brought alot of stuff. Some morons were stealing everybodies stuff through the whole semester. At the end of the year, we STILL haven\'t found the theif!

freak syuff that happens at school ... a i lit my dick on fire once realy

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Heh, really. I see now that Cory almost was caught with the stuff, so now he is filling plastic bags full of pencil shavings and is trying to convince the teachers that he only brings pencil shavings to school.:rolleyes:

Another kid wanted to make everybody think that he smoked weed and sold it at his house, so someone asked him to bring in a homemade weed thing all rolled up. He did, and he smoked it at recess. It turns out, he was actually smoking freakin\' cat nip!

The world is coming to an end! I just know it! Actually, the end of our projects. This year we are making solar powered cars. It turns out that the theives were not in 8th grade! Their gone this year. Stupid 7th graders!

[Edited on 24-1-2004 by Zero EXE]

dick didnt know that was a bad word :conf:

Of coarse it is! You don\'t see little kids running around saying

God, haven\'t your parents taught you anything? you don\'t say stuff like (and people, only FA should read this for his own good!
Kids, DO NOT READ THE SPOILER QUOTE!



Kay? Thanks. Was I too harsh?

*looks at zero\'s last post O_O* okey......well, one time a kid got arrested for having weed at school. It was the third time he\'s been arrested for that. THE THIRD TIME!!!

We had some pretty scary stuff in our school. It was less based on random creatures appearing dead and more on kids with anger issues.

A former friend of mine kicked a teacher between the legs and when he (the teacher) reeled in pain forwards, he (my ex-friend) punched him (the teacher) in the face. Then he bolted like hell for the door (I probably would\'ve too).

One of my teachers became furious at something (I think some student was being cocky) and picked up a desk (chair not attached) and smashed it onto the floor. He chipped the corner and bent one of the legs slightly, the floor was undamaged.

One kid I knew couldn\'t handle his low grade and picked up a chair and threw it across the room (over several kids\' heads) at the teacher (it didn\'t hit anyone). Then he tried to kick down the door but it just stayed there. He looked really stupid while he grabbed his shin in pain and had to open the door to leave.

There are too many stories involving swearing and verbal confrontations with the teachers and students of my old schools so I\'m not going to bother.

I was sitting on a desk telling my nut-kicking friend that he was making some poor moves in the chess game he was playing and he tried to grapple me or something. He managed to get me on the floor but then he stormed off to cry when everyone was more sympathetic towards me than him.

EDIT - Sorry I had to remove this particular story in case the main character showed up and read this. I don\'t think I\'d be prepared for the consequences.

[Edited on 5-2-2004 by Pocket]

This weird kid Art tride to run away from school and was cought a mile away. It was cool, the teachers chased him with there car.:(Not smart!

Well, not much happens at school, except for that one time they burned down the toilet in one building to make everyone evacuate while making a test, so they can learn it again, and make it on another day.

Noble thought, though.

X.

One day, a girl in my school, smoking, burnt down a whole tree, everybody was like \"Cool, what is that\". It was weird, then one day There was a bird flying in the science wing, and it attakced my head! I hurt after a while. But, it was funny.

For justice of students everywhere!

Ok, My buddy got suspended for a week \'cuz he kicked a girl. I don\'t blame him. She is our slu*ty class president. She said \"Anyone who does not buy a flower won\'t be able to go on our end of the year trip.\" That got me pretty pis*ed. Well, My shop teacher bought one from me, so I didn\'t need to worry!;D

Kay, even freakier. Yes Variable, fall on the floor and crack up \'cuz I posted this here!

We have a kid in our school named Evan. He is an @$$hole! He has round ears so he looks like a freakin\' monkey! I was with Infernoman wandering down the hall to lunch. I was rambling on and on about how I will be a popsicle when I grow up. I just watched Wily Shorts Interview, and was repeating alot of it. Evan said \"Shut up, Zero EXE, when you grow up, you will be a

\" I told him
He didn\'t call me Zero EXE, I stuck that in there to keep my name private...

Also, that day, today, me and Infernoman took little butter tubs into the mens room and squished them. They went pop. It splattered everywhere!

Oh, the day this kid was in the classroom upstairs. In that classroom there is a series of windows so you can look down into the library. Ya know those bouncy balls with the utters? I was downstairs in the library, and some kid was up there humping the windows with the ball, and milking it! He\'s in freakin\' 6th grade! You would think he knew better! Alot has happened since my last post!

Do you ever notice those ignorant 7 year olds? I was walking in the library with Variable, and some stupid @$$ little girl told me to shut up, and she told me off. Heh, Variable told her she better mind her own buisness, \'cuz us big boys don\'t take any crap from those underlings!

Anymore stories from you other guys?

You call him a friend?
That Jim you depicted in your story strangely enough brings back many memories of the odd 2nd Grader running through the halls...

\'Batman!!!!Nah nah nah nah nah....\'

Oh, lord. Or the one with this 4th grader who, um, how to word this politely...had \'touching problems\' and a \'mental condition\'...
He was angry at me at the time, and tried to push me down. Put I was so much taller and broader, that when he attempted to knock me over, he got flung back onto the ground(I didn\'t push him) landing on his rear...
When I was in the 5th grade, I had music class each week, and we used drums to beat rythms. The same kid, in the 4th grade, (I had had a split class) had a certain...
\'attraction\' to the drums we used. While my peers were pounding on the drums as they should, he was holding the drum right near his \'mid-lower region\'.:sick:

OMG! Yeah, um, that is just odd. Too odd. I would stick frikin\' super glue on the side of the drum, so when he, um, does that, he gets stuck to it!

Heh heh. The other day, I was a horrible ginx(not sure how to spell) and I slipped on the ice waiting for the bus, when I wlaked into school, slipped in the hall, tripped on my own shoe lace, and laned on the girl I like. Kinda weird, kinda funny, kinda embarrasin. I hated it.

hmm school i forgot what pub school was like im home schooling so i forgot what it was like all i remeber is bad things when i think about it

Heh, my friend once stole a pair of sissiors from the classroom, and took them outside, and cut HALF of some girl\'s hair off! She has been home-schooled ever since.:lol:

The most freaky and frightning thing hat happond in my school was sum1 died from being push down the 3 story stairs. its freaky because no one knows who pushed her cause know 1 saw but her and she isn\'t about to tell anyone so that person is still in the school waiting to do it to sum 1 else:eek: . it is frighning because they might devide to do it to me!!!:(