Well i remember when my friend had to go to the hospital because he tried to stick a strw into and apple and drink it. Lol he bretty much need air and was back the next day.

Heh, a friend of mine did that to a girl once. Only he got suspended. ;\\ Which was really odd. But anyways, he also smashed an egg full of powder on another one of my friend\'s head today. It was hilarious. Not the egg part, just the scene of where he was running for his life. ;x

lol sounds like something i would do for kicks :D:D:lol:

Well, there is thhis kid with down syndrome. (I normally don\'t tease those kind of people) We call him creepy. Heh, he always has a strange stare on his face, and sounds like a monster! He\'s dead stupid, and in MY grade!:eek: Yes, 8th grade.

There\'s this kid named Shane, he is always saying yo momma. \"Ya know what\'s funny? Yo Momma!\" all the time.

It always hurts my feeling when people back away from me, \'cuz they all hate me, but I sometimes like it! I can just sit at a booth and everyone sitting at it gets up and leaves! Clearance anyone?:lol:

Dude, i\'ve got a fricken Gothic Ashley in my school! Blue hair, always in black, shoes the size of your head.....

anyways near to \" The Phat\'s \" insident i had a cricket plague hit..... they took over.

During the fire alarms when you leave the janitors come in and steal from kids bookbags.... \'tis fucked up

plus i seriously found some alcohol bottles (like 3) in the hallway trashcan of my school.... i moved 1 into a class room and i got detention.

finally my PE teacher is named coach Ray.... he looks like the friggen twin of that muscular black dude on the green mile and the whole 9 yards. he calls all us guys ladies, and by our last names, he is like a drill sargent on streches.... but dont get me wrong ...he\'s cool ( when hes not right in your face while you have to count to 130 by 13\'s in jumping jacks or making you do 10 \"squat thrusts\") .........some times he sings...... \"in the jungle\" form the lion king or \"nah nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye\"

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Oh, god. My shop teacher is awsome. You can sware in his room! He always asks me if people are giving me any shit, and he is the dude type. Heh, he is cooler than any of the other teachers! \"Mr. Voisine ROCKS!\" Yup, this week is vacation, so I\'m just hangin\' and playing video games.

Oh, and Gutter Mouth, your janitors really have some nerves. Man, if he did that to me, he would be sorry.:devil:

Thats kinda funny... lmao:lol:

uh....ouch lmfao

S*hit man thats scarry:eek:

wow another triple poster dude get it through your head. You must either make a giant post, or wait for someone else to post then you post.

Don\'t even get me started on what happens at our school. Tons of the oddest fights, countless bomb threats, multiple power outages, and more \"degenerates\" than you can shake a stick at. I think me and Kei are the only reasonable people there. Well....maybe just me.

We don\'t get many threats or anything. There is the occasional Fire Alarm during Period change... which kind of pisses me off. But in the second floor Boy\'s washroom, a bunch of kids just sit there during lunch and bet money on coins. They sit there and toss them at the wall. It gets kinda scary in there if you wait. They even asked me to try.... man, I took off outta there like a 747... scary.

Well, in 1st grade, I went to the bathroom, and found poop smeared all over the walls! Yeah...

Well, that bitch Kate Turner went to camp Kieve, and on the ropes coarse, she dislocated her knee! LOL! I had to laugh! She is so rotten, and thinks she\'s all that, but look at her now! LMAO!

Yeah, and Bizzare dude, I could not understand what you were trying to say.

lots of weird things happen like a girl asking your address instead of a boy asking:conf:

That\'s not strange dude. This is strange!

All I drew was \"Axl and Zero Rule\" and a picture of Mallowman.

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OK one time this girl asked me to go out with and I told her no.Then after 10mins went by she came up to me again but she got this guy to beat the living crap out of me.And when he was done she kissed me and say see you Monday.

I did fight back but all I got was One hit out of him and then he just punch the breath out of me.

Um, yeah, you could have kicked him in the nuts...I would....

Oh, and I forgot about FA, so I edited my post. Thanks for reminding me, Sage.

Today, someone shattered a light!

I wouldn\'t actually call this a \'freak\' thing, more of a disasterous heart breaker.
A girl, I won\'t mention her name, killed herself by hanging herself over a highway not to far away from the school.

16 years old...

Could you imagine someone that you knew since kindergarden taking their life away like that? I certainly didn\'t.
The school was and still is in mourning of the loss of her...it\'s really painful to see how the entire school, silent in mourning of her death.

She will be missed...:cry:

There was also a food fight in the cafeteria and some guy picked up a garbage can and clocked a girl in the face, spliting the part just above her nose open. She was rushed to the hospital and the guy was suspended later. I feel sorry for the girl...I wonder where she is now...

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Wow that really sucks.

This is why I distrust my peers. I\'m not kidding. I\'m antisocial...sort of.

At my school we just get people who write crude things on the bathroom wall.

My peers aren\'t much to trust either. In the school of elsworth, I heard that there was another bomb threat! LOL! They really take caution! It ould be someone doing that so they have to leave, thus missing school time!I know a girl who had her backpack bocket full of lighters!

[quote]Originally posted by Zero EXE
That\'s not strange dude. This is strange!

All I
drew was \"Axl and Zero Rule\" and a picture of Mallowman.

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nows that funny i post that because i never saw a girl ask;)

^Today\'s lesson? Never trust anybody. Heh, look where it got me I have mostly online friends now and I almost never talk to anyone.

True. The most trustworthy friends I\'ve gotten other than Variable, are on the internet. Well, and Infernoman. Yeah, in forth grade, I asked some kid for help in the ghost tower (pokemon blue) And he said \"Yeah, go to the top, and you can jump off. It\'s awsome!\" And you know that was a FWAK.:rolleyes:

Well at my school people do pot, cut themselves and just plain old beat the crap out of people for no reason at all. not like i o any of that stuff

Yeah......Well, the other day, a basketball hoop fell on Doug, and he had seizures. I don\'t like him, si I don\'t care. Heh, he hates MegaMan, and now look where that got him!

It wasn\'t really at school, but on the bus. My cousin had eatin bad McDOnalds food, and threw up all over a girl on my bus, we were having a poll on what type of food was in the puke. XD