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Nayus Dante
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I just got this.

Forever and always till the end. I cant live without u bEcUz ur my friend. send this to 10ppl in the next 5min and u will get surprized on friday by the lov of ur life.don`t break the chain!! .. no GIVE BACKS


Theres what, 1,500 people here?

Anyone else get this kinda thing?

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\"Have you heard of the kids?The kids hunt...and not for food,but for other cildren,for revenge.No one knows what for,but it\'s a fact.I\'ll give you a true story,but I will change the names,to protect relatives.One night,a girl named Jenny checked her mail,receiving this chainletter.Not believing in it,she tossed it.Later,after she had dinner,she looked in the mirror to discover,not her reflection,but of another girl.This girl was bleeding,and holding a pitchfork.Her message was short:You had a chance...but you never sent the letter!Your family is dead,and you will be next.....


The next morning,the girl wasw found,with a pitchfork in her heart.So pass this to 30 people in 30 minutesmor else you will be next...\"



:P How\'s that.I got this a while back.

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I swear I hate chainmails I honestly print them then burn them.¬¬


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have any of you gotten one of the religious chain letters that the general message there getting out is like:

\"If you love jesus you send this message to 10 people. if you dont jesus will hate you...\"

Well well well...... (and im sorry to those who actually dont belive in whatever) i seriously doubt that the mesiah will turn his back on me after he dies for us just cause i DIDN\'T SEND A FRIGGIN EMAIL ABOUT HIM TO OTHERS! im mean WTF dude? whatever i know im starteding to ramble so ill stop...

Zero EXE
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I\'ve never had chain mail before, but I regularly get 5 fucked up e-mails a day. Those spoofs. Like....

Your mail was sent back to you.

from kooter1@verizon.net
to metal_maverick@hotmail.com

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ujytrfdluyfluyghgjkbjhg8l6roughcv.
fol8uigvkhjgvyurlyufvjlhgv.jvlut
lutfcj.bvhjgfrteytfgljhcveryi
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View this message at \"blah blah blah\"

I get those EVERYDAY! I NEVER sent those people e-mails. Sheesh, do you people get those?


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Nayus Dante
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I get them when my old XMB forum on tripod tries to send email to the old users. Its usually just a garbled message that was returned. Another reason why i like having my own server.

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Well.. I deleted all mine... It was something about finding love. o_o It said something like... \"DO NOT DELETE THIS MESSAGE! PASS IT ON OR BAD LUCK WILL HAPPEN!!!\"

MegamanZero66
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I had one entitled: If you don\'t send this, you are truly mean.
And i opened it, and it was a full chat e-mail that had like... lots of people in it. And god, i didnt want to read it, and i deleted it.

SPT Layzner
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You ppl seem to be forgetting the classic \"if you don\'t send this to 15 other persons, your hotmail account will be deleted\"


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KageKun
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I beleived that one for a few seconds Airmaster, until i saw \"ur hotmail account will b dlted unless u send this 2 10 people\"


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S.T.Z.
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On my old E-Mail I got like 20 a day normaly. heh.
I got allot of those \"blah blah blah nice girl, didn\'t send chain on, whoooooooosh smack into car. Send to 20 people or you will be smacked by a car too!!1\" and \"we need you to hold onto out $$$ if you do till we get out of [insert place] we share $$$\" ..oh and a e-mail asking me to buy a Elephant, yes buy a friggen Elephant..

..oh and daily Dilberts, some of those jokes I don\'t get. Does that count?


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Nayus Dante
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I subscribe to the daily dilbert and half the time it doesnt come. >_<
I honestly dont get very much email. Not even spam. I see a lot of these things on the net, but ive only gotten a few different ones in my mail.

Anyone ever get that one about the african guy moving his fortune to the US and giving you money for your troubles? there must be a lot of african guys doing this cuz i get 1 a day from a diff addres and diff name. (some i commend for actually having their email address at an african isp)

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I usually get the ones from Ugoslavia

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I got one from Afganistan...


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I get chainletters all the time from friends, seems they think it\'s fun sending around junk like that.

Most of em\' contain things like how much urin you swallow when in a public pool and such, While others promise to fulfill your wishes and improve your lovelife (and life in general) If you send it to 10-50 people that is.

Then, they include how horribly wrong it went for all the people tah didn\'t send a googolplex of messages, figures since thease people don\'t exsist :rolleyes:

I don\'t usually get mail, but when I do, I\'ts a chailetter! I can\'t STAND chailetters! I have nothing BUT chailetters! :madgo:


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Nayus Dante
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Originally posted by Snakeman.EXE
Most of em\' contain things like how much urin you swallow when in a public pool and such

Just out of curiosity, how much is that?

[Edited on 4/28/04 by Nayus Dante]

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you absorb about half a liter within an hour. Interesting huh? I have a whole list of those sort of things, but I\'d have to translete them, unless you you by any chance know Norwegain :lol:


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You all are way too superstitous(sp?). :P I have TONS of chain letters. Even ones in my old e-mail. I get some in my new one somehow. <_< And guess what I do to the chain letters? DELETE!!!!!

......

Nothing happend. :P

Here\'s the worst e-mail I recieved....

From: kenshinhimura2286
Subject: al mebers

u r amdins weweweweweweeee

Signed, The Proto\'s Gay Home Team

http://protosgayhome.proboards25.com
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WTF? I never registered at a board like that. Someone took my e-mail and plugged it in. -.-

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I keep getting this BS chain letter about a kid with cancer writing a poem and he wants to send it around the world before he dies. I got everyother day when I had aol. I just pissed me off. I got so mad, I replied to the main source and asked if he is dead yet so I won\'t get these e-mails anymore.


The past is all that's gone. The future is yet to come. For now is forever.

I'm not here often. I've usually been at overmyhead.net, but fear not. I shall return.

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\"this mail is blessed with the blessing of a high priest, if you send this massege to 10 of your friends, you and your friends will be blessed, living in happiness in the rest of your life. Beware, if you don\'t, you will be cursed to live in the darkness of hatred and despair, only lonelyness will stay beside you. i want you to be happy, i want you to live in happiness. so PLEASE pass this massege. may the god be with you.\"


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\"today is the last day you\'ll remain in this world. when the clock strike twelve, your soul will be slashed by a cruel, soulless death scythe. however, there is still a way to avoid this. pass this massege to 5 other people will confuse the \'phantom\' and thus it will stay asleep for another 5 hell minutes, which equals to 500 earth years. your fate lies in your hand. u can choose between long live and a long sleep.\"


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Eh,Zero freind Don\'t double post,K,I hate the e-mails about if you don\'t send this to 30 people to find the love of your life you\'ll be dead by tomorrow......WTF??I\'m going to die if I don\'t send this?*Burns it*


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All I got is... bad stuff and Calvin Klein perfumes and such. Do I stink so bad everyone thinks I need deoderant?! Why do I care if I win ONE stupid sample stick?! :rolleyes:
Besides that, mostly I get... bad stuff. I can\'t count how many \"Paris\" have called me telling me that they\'re lonely. :eek:
Oh and one more thing. Did anyone else notice that Hotmail e-mails you telling you that you haven\'t checked your account recently? Why? If I haven\'t checked before, how do I check an e-mail to remind me? :P


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I once (yesterday) got an email saying I sent a message containing a virus to the supprot staff at Hotmail. I never sent an email to them and theres nothing wrong with my computer so I don\'t know what it\'s talking about.


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My scariest email!

It was 6 weeks ago almost all my friends where hacked I tried watching out from strange emails then after 8 of my friends where hacked i tried to find the source of the hacker so I Waited for the hacker to talk to me 2 days passed finally Hacker 100101 I.Med me he said my full name telephone number and adress he aid he would kill me!!I paniced i signed offline
1 week later my friends where online and my friend i.med me she said she talked to aol and the scary thing is she said that s.n Hacker100101 never existed! she dosent lie so i took her word a week later my comp crashed but now i am on finally


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About half of my emails are always viagra shit. But there was this email that said:

You have drank the love potion now send this to other people or you will be constipated all your life with love the only way to get rid of this infection is to send this to 10-20 people and you will be rid of that infection now GO!!

weird eh? but i havent been constipated yet....i was getting bored and i sent it to my friend and he got constipated but not with love with somethign else......you DONT want to know.


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