is she vanilla or chocolate ?:D

2 weeks ago i burnt my arm on a radiaotor it bleed i still have a scar

Wow you guys are unko o_0

Well I didnt really do this but my... ahh... friend I guess, done something very stoopid.

Well, the guy was standing there next to my two other friends, then one of my friends pushed over the dum guy, then the most saadest(dumbest) thing he said was, exactly


\"Call the ambulance!!\"
\"I think I snapped my back!!!!\"


And yea..

one time i was roller bladeing
one tip dont hit 9 bumbs down a hill
it hit hurts when you fly

One time my pants fell of in front of the mall. That was weird. it was sad.:(

I once dressed as a wizard and went to school.

If I may say something about myself before I tell you this....I will eat anything that goes in my mouth.That had nothing to do with it,but its true.Anyway.........the stupidest thing ive ever done is imitate a pokemon trainer.I brought my pokeball flashlight in my living room with the dog and started hitting it with the ball((I was young,gimme a break))I was grounded for a month but the dog had no injuries to it nd is fine now.

ahhhnh, it is a shame i havent entered here yet...i have eaten dog poo,i acted like a retard at the movies and when i went in the ticket shaked her head at my friend so i turned around and SCREAMED
\"IM NOT A WEEETARD!!!!\"and ran back in,sliped hit my face against the cornor of the wall,said \"owy\" and ran in singing im a little teapot,im not kidding,alsoi have repeataly said stop it,stop doing that, alone in the middle of the mall

I forgot this existed. But a few months ago (during school) I decided to tackle one of my friends. I ran up behind him as quietly as possible and jumped on his back and slamed him on the ground. He was pissed at me for the rest of the day!

...some people just have to post, and that\'s their act of stupidity.

i have done a few stupid things in my life

when i was 5 there was this about 10 ft cliff.being a big woody woodpecker fan at the time i decided to tape some paper reathers to my arm jump off the cliff and Fly! and i did... for about 5 second....

another time when i was 7 i wanted to be a parachuter when i grew up so i took my bedsheet and jumped out my 2 floor window. it didnt work to well. although the good news is my mothers rose bush broke my fall...

when i was 9 i wanted to be the first person to dig to china only problem is i broke a water pipe. my dad took the shovel i was using and thew it in the river (i didnt have the heart to tell him it was his shovel)

i have plenty more where that came from if you want more.(i was a very disturbed child)


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oh i almost forgot. ok i went with my friends bowling and friend dekek was up first i was standing behind him making fun and mocking him a little to close, he swung his arm back with the bowling ball and hit me right in the \":eek:\" and i blacked out for an hour.

[Edited on 2-8-2003 by Master_tiger]

[Edited on 28-9-2003 by Master_Tiger]

(im sorry if im bumping this up). I done many things that are stupid in my life. In middle school I jumped off the top step in the school and I triped.. I fell down all the sets of stairs. Another one would be that in the 1st grade while I was playing kickball I kicked the ball and it bounced off the tree and hit me in the groin. Some kid picked the ball up and pitched it again to me. Next time I hit it , it hit the tree and bonced off hitting my head knocking me out lol

My dad knew this guy who could blow his eye out. He said the first time he did it, he was blowing his nose, and left his eye open and POP! goes the weasel.
I remember when I put my bookbag on my head and put cardboard pepsi boxes on my feet, and, I ran around outside, screaming \"I AM MR. BUGLES!\" and almost got ran over.
Another thing I did is try to shove a speaker up my ear.
One more- When I was making my own oatmeal for the first time, I threw it at my mom. I was grounded from cooking. For a long time, too.

Bumpy bumpy bumpy. You guys should know better. Look at the dat at the begginning of the page!

Well one time I was playing my Gameboy Adavance and I walked into a wall. That was stupid...

I stuck a banana up my nose, thinking it was a grape, a few years ago.

Well everyone get a bag of popcorn because this will be a long night:

I was at a zoo in richmond playing with the monkeys and one bit my middle finger and I had to have three stitches.Those things are crazy I tell ya.

I was chasing my cat and we have a door with glass panels and it ran right through the glass:lol:I laughed my head off but my parents didn.t find it as funny,I wonder why:conf:

My friend rode his bike off a twenty foot rockwall and broke his arm.It turns out that the cat who blew through the glass got in front of his bike and he turnd and went right off.

Me and my friend were talking about major events that we have been hurt like broken bones and stuff.He says nothing much has ever happened to him.Well the next day in class he starts feelin weird so he got tooken out aand it turns out he got ippendicidous9(or however you spell it)

when I was very little and my family went camping I stepped onto hot coal from the fire and I got third degree burns but it wasn\'t that bad:)

Well thats all I can think of at the time but I\'m sure I can think of a whole lot more:D

hmmmmm... something stupid.....well when i was young, i was running around the house with a toothbrush in my mouth, and i triped and fell and that toothbrush went straight UP my mouth..... i cant remember how it all went, i asked my mom if i did do something stupid when i was young, and that came to mind....

and another time, i was in bed and i had one of those stands beside my bed and... you guess it.. i smacked my mouth on the edge of it... luckly the dentist was still open...

my cousin did this, she was running and smacked right into a brick wall... and her 2 front teeth went right back... she went to the dentist and he had to pull them out... she got 5 dollars from the dentist... man she was lucky..:(

I put my hand on the stove once , it was off but it felt warm and when i put my hand on it....AHHH THE PAIN! it kinda wasnt finished cooling off because i found out my dad made coffee just a few minutes ago

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If you watch Dumber and Dumber on TV, you\'ll see hundreds of stupid thinks ending up in people potentially getting hurt.

Me and MMT (mega master topman) need to wear glasses.once i was running so fast i knew i was going to get away from the school bully and i went so fast i smacked into a pole i was not hurt badly.:lol:

I remember when my friend crapped himself in 5th grade... my god that was funny!!!:lol: Then I got my foot stuck in a mud pit at a camp resort my class went to last year. It took 15 minutes to get my out. The pit was about 4 feet, and I had to tak my blue jeans off. Damn the luck!

In 5th grade, (oh GOD this was messed up) i remember running into the wall OVER and OVER, while screaming, \"CORNFLAKES!!!! CORNFLAKES!!!!!\"

I was really messed up then..... Now people just think im a creepy computer freak. Oh well, i dont have any friends at school, so it doesnt really matter. Believe it or not, this site is the most social interaction i ever get. Sad huh?

I had a friend who was from ecuador, and he was nice, but weird as crap. He was fun to be around cuz he was so funny, but he did some really dumb things. He didnt speak the greatest english, but he didnt speak good spanish either. One day, he.....no, it was almost EVERY day, he would forget his glasses in his locker. One day, when he asks the teacher if he could go get them, the teacher says no. I dont blame her, since he asked every day and never learned. Upon his request being denied, he replies, \"But I cant hear without my glasses!\" Every week, we had to write a short paper on an article from a paper or something on current scientiffic research or technology. I usually found something on mars mission planning, but Dennis managed to do some pretty weird stuff. The first time we did this, we read our papers aloud to the class. Dennis did something completely unrelated to sci-tech. His report was on a baby born with the umbiliclal cord wrapped around its neck, and how the cord had to be removed. Of all the poor interpretations of this, Dennis chose the worst. With his poor knowlege of english and spanish, he managed to confuse the umbilical cord with the testicle.
Dennis: \"There was a baby born recently with its testicle wrapped around its neck. The doctors had to cut it off with scientiffic scisors.\"
*Dennis moves his hands like two pairs of scisors*

We laughed like heck and Dennis got an F. I explained the difference to him.

Another time, we were on a field trip or something and dennis finds what is supposedly his \"sisters\" brittany spears cdin his cd player. He asks \"How did that get there\" and then starts listening. He sings, or attempts to sing.

Dennis: \"Oops I da da da da, na na da da gay...\"

Then he puts in his men in black soundtrack, and doesnt sound any better.

Dennis: \" Here come the men in back, men in back! easy to member! yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....\"

good times....

Let me put it this way: I sometimes have trouble keeping stuff in my nose when I sneeze.

One time, I got hit in the face with a ball
\" I think My face feels numb\"

And One time, I ran into the pole, My Finger pinky nail ran into my mouth, my lower jaw, right side, spky tooth rammed into my lower lip.

I was bleeding, But 10 of my buds carried me , I mean DRAGGED MY ASS over to the Nurse.

Well...For this years Christmas parade,wait...back up!*zipzipzip*I was listening to KUZZ a country radio station,when I hear this squeaky voice\"Be caller ten riht now to win 100 dollars!Here on KUZZ!\"so I went to school,and we are doin\' a christmas parade,right?So 5 of my friends and I will be elves riding bikes to start it off,and my teacher heard the money elf as well.So guess who will be leading my friends throwing around fake hundred dollar bills.Be poster 10 after me to win a cookie 0_0

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i sat on an antpile for like a minute.....

and i put elmers rubber cement and wax hairspraiy into my hair all at once (i got almost shoulder length hair.......) i would come out for weeks

Jumped off of a balcony into a tranpoline

Lit my hand on fire.... its fun (spray a bunch of perfume or colonge on your hand and light it and it doesnt burn your hand until like 10 seconds then it starts to burn)

Watch pokemon

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