Hi, all. I have, after much self-deliberation, I\'ve decided life is just one big practical joke played by whatever higher power or lack thereof is out there. That being said, I\'d like to have a comedy topic. Pick something, anything, and let\'s have some fun with it. old example from \"The Daily Show w/ John Stewart\":
Lewis Black:

In a surprising victory this week, Miami beat Montreal in the NHL\'s Stanley Cup. Let me put this into perspective for you... The country who originally invented hockey, lost to a nation which doesn\'t particularly like hockey. To be more precise, they lost to a team from a state that has no...natural...ice. none.

You want to know what\'s really absurd? The town I reside in still hasn\'t made a gigantic gold statue in my honor. The nerve!

I\'ll be sure to send you one then, perhaps of life-size proportions. after all, your people need something to worship whilst you\'re away conquering.

Who would keep all the Halloween snow off of your statue, Necro..?

The pigeons would clean the snow off with crap but who\'d clean that off:conf::devil::conf:

[Edited on 28/10/1990 by BassGospel]

*somewhat back-on-track*

It also turns out that all of the fossilized dinosaurs are just a huge practical joke, and the archeologist are just yet to realize it.

And let’s not forget the stars. If there really are as many as they say, I\'m pretty sure that if you look at them from the proper vantage point, they would spell out in a very obvious manner a very rude word. Nice though eh?;D