I like this one


Brian:yea when it comes to you and other men Peter gets pretty pissed off,remember that time at the movies

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(afetr movie clip)Lois:Aww,that Hugh Grant is so handsome

Peter:Oh is that how it is?! Come here you homerecking bastard*punches movie screen then tears it apart*Chris: DONT DO IT DAD HES BIGGER THAN YOU
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Brian:And then remember the time at the concert

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music ending

Guy :Thank you thank you very much,this next one is for all the ladies out there

Peter runs to Guy.Peter punches Guy
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Brian:And then there was last Saturday night

FlashBACK


Peter fixes his collar while looking in a mirror

Lois looke in the mirror talking about Peter:aww look at that hadsome man

Peter punches mirror whis saying:You SON-OF-BITCH!

[Edited on 8-10-2004 by Yoshi]

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Lois whats this word? Evil. And this one? Knevil. And this one? Was. And this one? Born. And this one? In. And this one? Montana. Huh, hey Lois did you know that Evil Knevil was born in Montana?

"Sure are a lot of honkeys around here..." ~ Peter getting out of jury duty.

Peter: HOLY CRIP HE'S A CRAPPLE.

Peter blinded: Hey baby.

Stewie: What the duece!?
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Quagmire: giggitygiggitygiggitygoo