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Peter:Oh My God,Brian theres a message in my alphabet.....it says ooooooooooooooo.

Brian: Peter those are cherrieos

[Edited on 8-9-2004 by yousmelllikecrap]


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Stewie: Good news, Flappy! I've decided not to kill you!

Tom: That's right, folks, I lied about the finding of the final Silver Scroll because, well, I figured if everyone thought it was hopeless, I would have a better chance at finding it. As retribution for my misdeeds, I will now insert a flesh-eating maggot into my brain.

(inserts maggot into ear)

Tom: Hmm. Tickles. (falls to the ground and begins twitching) AAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAH! AAA- (thud)

Melissa: Back to you, Joe.


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All shall bow to the mad l33t skillz of Tauman.EXE, found on the site above!

shadoreaper
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HEY! serpentarious, if you keep posting on yousmelllikecrap's topics, then he'll keep making more nonsense topics, so please dont encourage him!


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beware my wrath
watch the sky
when you see stars falling
you'll know my power

Slipknotflunkie
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"Hey where do you get off trying to tell me to raise my kids"~ Peter to Lois


*swears alligience to clean undies*Corrupted Mr.Prog in MMBN1 " All your Base are Belong to us".......God I Love Cameos
Why I have that particular Avatar:" Hey Man Dont Roll around in that Kerosine" me~"Ill do what I wanna do!" My smoker friend~"Got a Light?" me again~"Oh Sure *lights a Match* OHHH GOD IM ON WATER......ER.....FIRE!!"
Rok High School "Because We'll teach those kids no one else wants to"

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Quote:
Originally posted by shadoreaper
HEY! serpentarious, if you keep posting on yousmelllikecrap's topics, then he'll keep making more nonsense topics, so please dont encourage him!


Hey i'm just bored.


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Keitaro
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You have to wait a while for people to reply. (Usually takes a day) You don't just make +5 topics a day and keep on making more. *koffitsannoyingkoff*


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It's-a me! Lawlz. Yes, I have returned, peoples.
It's good to be back.

Sakura
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"Damn you all"~Stewie

"Jeez Meg some kids rather fake a death then go to your party"~Peter

Oh and dude stop making so many topics!


[Edited on 12-9-2004 by Kagome_Sakura]



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Quote:
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Originally posted by shadoreaper
HEY! serpentarious, if you keep posting on yousmelllikecrap's topics, then he'll keep making more nonsense topics, so please dont encourage him!


Hey i'm just bored.


Off topic:Just because your board doesnt mean you have to break the spamming or whatever rule...I just know your breaking one.

On topic: "No Lois you still cook and well just throw it out.I dont want you to get rusty"~Peter



Dark Assasion Zero
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Jesus:Alright everybody, for my next miracle im going to turn this water...INTO FUNK!
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Stewie:For every pickle I find I shall kill you.
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Peter: Dont make me angry you wont like it when I am angry.

[Edited on 13-9-2004 by Dark Assasion Zero]


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

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One of my favorite sites.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/

Tomahawk
Maverick
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PETER's PLAYHOUSE

Cut out your nappin'
It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen

There's a chair that freakin' talks (hey look)
And some fish who give advice (holy crap!)

It's screwy
At Peter's playhouse


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Tomahawk
Maverick
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Give Up The Toad

You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control of your bladder
and your sphincter, that's your bum hole.

'Cos if you use toad, then I'm telling you...
You can kiss your life goodbye.

Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tounge and die

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croke
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee

There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Everytime that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off

Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cos I'm telling you
Toad is only meant for bins

Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids

You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Thanks to you
And just give it up
Give up the toad now (line sung by Brian)
Thanks to you

Give it up
Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh
I'm no fool, Lando's cool
YEAH!!!


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Tomahawk
Maverick
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CAN'T TOUCH ME

Can't touch me

Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy
From Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat (can't touch me)
("can't touch me"in the background)
Man: What in God's name is he doing?
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump

(Can't touch me)

Yeah do the Peter Griffin bump (can't touch me)

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way
(Can't touch me)


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

Tomahawk
Maverick
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ROAD TO RHODE ISLAND

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives.

(Stewie) (Take it dog...)

(Brian) We're quite a pair of partners,
Just Like Thelma and Louise.
'cept you're not six feet tall

(Stewie) Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.
(Brian) (Give it time.)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
We're certainly going in style.

(Brian) I'm with an intellectual, who craps inside his pants.
(Stewie) How dare you. At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
(Brian) (Oh, pee jokes)

(Both) We've traveled a bit and we've found,
Like a masochist in Newport we're Rhode Island bound.

((Brian) Crazy travel conditions, huh?
(Stewie) First class or no class
(Brian) Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not going to stop till we're there
(Brian) Maybe for a beer.

(Brian) Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry
(Stewie) That's right, until we're syndicated Fox will never let us die. (Please!)

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island,
The home of that old campus swing.

(Brian) We may pick up some college girls, and picnic on the grass.
(Stewie) We'd tell you more, but we'd have the censors on our ass.
(Brian) (Yikes!)

(Both) We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims
Who are thrown out of Plymouth colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen
who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!

We're Rhode Island Bound..

(fade out)


"The Spirits of War are Within Me"

Built to resemble the Native Americans of centuries ago, Tomahawk Man follows up his basic programming to be knowledgeable and wise about their beliefs as well. His original function was akin to a ranger of the plains but the destruction of the land made him bitter about the lack of respect given by outsiders. His weapon of choice is his silver tomahawk, an axe head grafted onto the end of his right arm. He can use it to fire axe blades of energy at his opponents, and can also pull shrapnel feathers from his headdress to throw like daggers. Tomahawk Man's priorities sometimes get mixed up -- he'll fire a warning shot at someone chopping down a tree before an attacking enemy. His dislike of those that would destroy nature can extend to his fellow Master brothers, but he tries to make his dislike known vocally instead of by action.

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Sakura
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[quote]Originally posted by Dark Assasion Zero
Jesus:Alright everybody, for my next miracle im going to turn this water...INTO FUNK!

[Edited on 13-9-2004 by Dark Assasion Zero] [/quote]

I love that quote:rofl:its one of my favorite.



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Woman:Are you telling jokes,I live jokes.

Peter:Alright Then you'll love this one..Why do Women have boobs..Cause you got something to look at when your are to them hheehheheehe1/2x You you wanted to see me Mr. Weed?


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Sirge
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Mine would probably be...

Peter: *Farts* ...Uhh...It was you. *points at guy standing beside him*

Family Guy is sex.


Chicken Bone.

Archangeloflight
Robot master
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Lois: Please reconsider not killing Peter.
Death: Allright. But you owe me, if you know what I mean.
Lois starts undoing the buttons on her shirt.
Death: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! I MEANT ANOTHER FRUIT CUP! Not bad, though.


It's cute that you think I'm listening.

Dark Assasion Zero
Master Assasion
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Peter:I hope this will be quick because I want to watch the new reality show"Fast animals, Slow Children"
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Chris:I need help on my math because my teacher says I need it for the real world.

Farmer:OK to get to where you want, you need to go ahead until you get to an intersection at a 45 angle and turn onto the road parallel to it.......solve by pi.

Chris: *THUD*


I am the Dark Assasion you are my next target.BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Image I shall destroy the puny mortals!

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One of my favorite sites.
http://www.homestarrunner.com/

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Death:But Peter you should not tell anyone i'm here or the consenquences will be dier.

Peter:Go On.

Death:Thats it,what the hell do you see in him.


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VincentValentine
Silent Nightmare
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Peter: Boy what a week, so c'mon Chris lets watch gumbel 2 gumbel.

Lois: But Chris has to finish his homework.

Chris: I'll do it afte--

Peter: He's...finished with his homework, in fact I've been helping him.

Lois: Well, ok.

Chris: Were you talking about me? Because if you did you just lied to Mom.

Peter: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that..........................and that.

[Edited on 16-9-2004 by VincentValentine]


"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."
- Vincent Valentine

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Smirnoff
Superstar!
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Peter: hey wait! um one question...If i go through you does that mean we've...done IT?

Paw tucket: Jeeze whats with you and the gay jokes?



Peter: now kids I just drank so that the statue of Liberty would take her clothes off....



chicken man: there won't be a next time!....Y2K

peter: Y2K? are you sellin chicken or sex jelly?

VincentValentine
Silent Nightmare
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Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.

[Edited on 17-9-2004 by VincentValentine]


"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."
- Vincent Valentine

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corte
Superstar!
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Quote:
Originally posted by shadoreaper
HEY! serpentarious, if you keep posting on yousmelllikecrap's topics, then he'll keep making more nonsense topics, so please dont encourage him!


Yeah what he said. Do not encourage him otherwise he'll keep making useless topics so everything will be cluttered and we all know how wwe don't want useless topics now do we?


FlareMan
DMN #007
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[quote]Originally posted by VincentValentine
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.

[Edited on 17-9-2004 by VincentValentine] [/quote]

Ditto. XD I love that part. But since you said it. I guess I gotta come up with something else...

Chris: Um.. dad. What would you say if I said I didn't wanna be in the scouts anymore?

Peter: Well first I'd say "Come ON!!"... Then I'd laugh 'cause I said "Come"... But thank god that's not the case.

OH! And then there's that mobster episode where Peter accidentally gets a "hit" out on Louis, when that guy walks into the "Pet" store.

Owner: And how can I help you, sir?

Guy: I would like to purchase a "Bunny"...

Owner: What kind of "Bunny"... do ya want? A semi-automatic "Bunny"? Or a handheld "Bunny"?

Guy: Whatever "Bunny"... you think is best for shootin' a guy in the head.

[Edited on 22-9-2004 by FlareMan]


Back from another thousand-year hibernation.

MetalForce
Lil' metool
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"No no no, its left right left right! Are you trying to piss off the volcano?"

Peter and Chris dancing in worship of the volcano.

VincentValentine
Silent Nightmare
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]

Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.

[Edited on 22-9-2004 by VincentValentine]


"The gate of tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness in the depths of the Earth."
- Vincent Valentine

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Lois:Were are we going to live?

F.B.I Agent:The Deep South.

Peter,Chris,Meg,Brian,Stewie:Ahhh The
Deep South...

Peter.Is'nt That The Place were the white people are lazy and the black people are lazy and the white people are mad at the black people for being so lazy?
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Lois:Come on Peter get us a Christmas tree?


Peter:Oh ok i do it between the ....COMMERCIAL!

Runs out the door...

After Meg and Chris and lois talk peter comes in running in the house with the tree..

Peter:Ok heres your tree...Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up.:D
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Brian:We Were sailing along on Moonlight Baaaay.We would here the voices singing on Moonlight Bay.


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