Hey, all! Serpentarius here, reporting from sunny Florida, just like Kiryu. I, as a Floridian, think that now is the perfect time of year to visit. It\'s not quite as humid anymore, but the sun at mid-day is still warm enough in which to wear a tank-top comfortably. While here, visit Daytona Beach, a beautiful place to either surf, or sunbathe, depending on your obvious preference! Also, drop in on the many theme parks Kiryu mentioned, as well as the Disney collection, for people of all ages. Then, after a fun day of tan and rides, you can hit the boardwalk near Universal for a great night of dancing, fine dining, and general fun. Or, stay in the park until closing time, which is around 9 or 10.
Theme parks and crowded beaches not your thing? Check out the Florida Everglades, a large collection of nature that is home to a wide variety of birds, snakes, gators, and fish. See fascinating limestone formations made by the mere drip of water over many years, further up the state. Go fishing out in the Gulf of Mexico, where plenty of dinner lies waiting to be caught! And, if you get tired, there is a myriad of hotels ranging from dirt cheap to astoundingly luxurious, all of which provide excellent service for half of what you\'d expect to pay!
BUT WAIT! THERE\'S MORE!
okay, not really. But did I sell you? Will you visit us? Please! We need your money--er-- support! Just don\'t live here, because the school system sucks... and the politics... and judicial system... and anything that involves permanent residence, really, it\'s all pretty much c*** right now because of the hurricanes. But the tourist attractions are all fine!!! Come and visit!
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