Wednesday, 23 February 2005
Black Eyed Peas singer, Fergie, recently promised to kill Paris Hilton, who inadvertently caused Fergie\'s phone number and email to be leaked onto the Internet when hackers published the contacts of her Blackberry.

Like many of Hilton\'s high profile contacts, Fergie has since received a barrage of unwanted correspondance. According to MTV, the vocalist was overseas shooting the Peas\' new video for \"Don\'t Funk With My Heart\" when her cell phone started blowing up around 6:30 a.m. She thought the calls were from the set, admonishing her for running late.

\"I don\'t get calls at that time, unless it is one of my friends who has had an all-night bender,\" she revealed. \"So I answer the phone, \'Oh, I\'m going to be there, I\'m going to be there.\' And it\'s these people calling, and I\'m going, \'Wrong number, wrong number.\' Finally, someone tells me, \'I think your phone number is on the Internet.\' \"

When she realized what happened, Fergie was furious.

\"I am going to kill Paris Hilton,\" she told MTV Europe. \"I\'m getting all these perverted phone messages, thank you very much. I\'m getting all these types of e-mails, positive and negative. Those who don\'t like me, thank you very much as well.\"

Fergie, like many others, has been forced to change all of her phone numbers.

Other exposed celebs in Hilton\'s address book, included Eminem, Jay-Z and Russelll Simmons.

Hilton has since issued an apology to all her friends in US Weekly.

Well, the tape then this. I think that she is just doing this for the publicity. I mean, no one in the world can be THAT stupid to put such popular people\'s phone numbers and e-mail addresses on the internet.

Don\'t think badly of me for what I say here, but it does insult Paris Hilton and so should not be closely examined by her numerous admirers:

Paris is an idiot. Her only skills which have of this post been revealed to the general public are a knack for spending money and doing incredibly stupid things. It matters not whether she is \"sorry\" or if she \"appologizes\". You see, she brought this upon herself.

Allow me to clarify: I dislike Paris not because she does stupid things, but because she is a star that does stupid things and then is later rewarded for it. If you wish to make tapes of a questionable nature, collect the phone numbers of high-profile individuals, and go out partying all night, go right ahead. However, if you subject yourself to the media and allow yourself to become a high-profile figure who is constantly focused upon, you accept the requirements of Hollywood. There is really only one rule: you must be perfect. Always. Carelessness is not a good thing, but you cannot afford to couple it with fame or else you\'ll constantly be looked to as the person to blame for problems in your family or community. Becoming a star, in a sense, is accepting a contract to go outside of the human race, to be reveled as perfect until your contract expires or you break it. Therefore, it is my personal opinion that Paris Hilton does not have the skills necessary to be a successful star, and should step down from her pedestal lest she be knocked from it by her fellow stars.

Okay, done ranting now. Please don\'t think me a bad person, but I have a very low tolerance for idiots and n00bs, and in real life Paris is both. Once again, all this is purely my opinion, not fact or even based on any particular information; Thank you and good night.

I\'m gonna have to agree with Serpentarius on this one. I wouldn\'t be surprised if half the people in her phone listing weren\'t even her friends... she probably just wanted their numbers to seem more popular. She really is a complete idiot, and, I know it may seem difficult to comprehend, but she may just have to use a PAPER address book to keep her numbers in from now on.