Once upon a time, I was at a friends house. It was early spring and there was some snow out. I was dragging a sled to the front yard so we could chucks snowballs at his lil\' cousin, Noah. As I got to the side of the house, out of nowhere, a squirrel lunged at me! I was like \"WTF!?\" It jumped from the side of the house! I thought it was attacking me, but it just used my shoulder at a stepping stone to the next tree! We all laughed at it.

This one time, my lil\' brother found a rat/mouse that one of the cats dragged in. He kept it in a bucket. It was cute. I put hand in there to rub his head. He twitched, then began to smell my fingers. Then, all of a sudden, THE DAMN THING BIT ME! Ouchies! I started cursing at the rat and walked off looking at my finger.

There was this time, that we found a bat in my house! It was insane! My dad was chasing it around the whole house with a BB Gun and a broom, smacking it! LMAO! It took a half hour to get it out of the house! I was in my room cracking up!

Okay, my feet are REALLY stinky! I was at a friends house playing Custom Robo, and their two Beagles came over and were practically eating my feet! It was sick! And they say that Dog\'s mouths are one of the cleanest places in the world!
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Anyone have any funny stories about animals that they would like to share? We would love to hear them!

I have all kinds of crazy animal stories.. XD We have a cat who stays at the store we own.. this cat is relatively young, and rather... round. He likes to lay on the sale\'s counter.. Problem is, he lays at the EDGE of the sales counter, so, when he rolls over, he falls right off!

I am an avid snake fan.. I love catching snakes, showing them off, and then letting them go. I once had a very grumpy serpent get the better of be. I brought home a bullsnake, about four and a half feet long.. I held it behind the head with my right hand, and at mid-body with my left.. it managed to wrap itself around both of my wrists, like a pair of handcuffs! If I released it, I could free my hands.. but, then it would bite me! My dad, being terrified of snakes, wouldn\'t come out of the house.. I figured mom, being the brave one, would help me out of my predicament. \"I have his head, he won\'t bite you,\" I reassured her. \"Just grab his tail and unrap him, please.\" She barely touched the thing, and pulled away, \"I can\'t do it, it\'s too big!\" In the end.. my little sister, 11 at the time.. unwound the snake.. XD

I remember I was walking my dog with my dad one day and we saw a rabbit in an empty parking lot. My dad decided to let our dog off the leash since she would never catch the rabbit and off she went. The rabbit, insteand of running away, took a wide u-turn back towards the street, and the fence between it. The rabbit ran straight into the fence HEAD FIRST. After sitting dazed for a second, it started running again and went around the fence. My dog never caught it.

One of my Grandma\'s cats got stuck behind a cabnit on Thanksgiving. He was too fat to move so my Grandma had to pull him out. He looked terrified. But, a few minutes later he went back there again and got stuck again.

Does a bee count as an animal?

Well anyway a bee came into our lunch room at school. Of course it came on the girls side of the lunchroom. And all the girls were freaking out becuase the bee was huge! Then a guy from my class came over swinging at it like crazy. It was hilarous.

Oh once my mom was giving my dog a treat. When she said sit my cat was walking by. Then my dog sat and he ended up sitting on the cat.

there is this site called \"www.holylemon.com\"

Click on funny cats and it shows a whole lot of cats doing really funny things.:lol:

Uh, that had absolutely NO relavence to the topic at hand! Don\'t spam.

Well, my friend went with his mom into his younger brother\'s classroom. His lil\' brother\'s show and tell was a dead bird. In the middle of presenting it, maggots were crawling out of it\'s mouth! Everyone freaked!

I was on the bus, and we stopped to drop some kid off, and his dog ran into the bus! He walked right through the open door! It took about 5 minutes to get the dog out!

We have thhis cat, named King Tut! He is the laziest! He won\'t walk through the dog door. He just waits on the porch until someone lets him in! When I feed the cats, he waits in the kitchen for us to put some food in a special container just for him! He\'s lazier than hell! :rofl:

This one time my cat was running around the house like always and then you know how all cats when they jump they pull out their claws to jump better,yeah it I was laying down and it ran up to my face and it jumped.........it used the claw thing ..........it really hurt.

One night I was on the computer. Then, my dog came out of my parent\'s room. Sat down next to me for a few minutes. Burped at me. Then got up and walked back to my parents bedroom. o_O

[Edited on 23-4-2005 by Kagome_Sakura]

Did your dog really burp at you?Hmm I didn\'t even know dogs could burp.:conf:

LOL hahahaha you should add these tooo that one animal planet show...

well i dont really hav a funny stry but once i walked my aunt\'s dog around the block and it \"marked it\'s territorrry\" 30 times

[Edited on 18-6-2005 by Coldman EXE]