\"For use in the treatment of Acne\"- on the back of my acne medication.
ON a pie tin- \"Do not eat pie tin with pie\"

On some handheld: \"Put in batteries for maximum use.\"

o.o

No! Really?

On Nytol Sleep Aid: \"Warning: May cause drowsiness.\" (And... I\'m taking this
because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: \"For indoor or outdoor use only.\" (As
opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: \"Not to be used for the other use.\" (Now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I\'m a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury\'s peanuts: \"Warning: contains nuts.\" (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: \"Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts.\" (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child\'s superman costume: \"Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly.\"

I don\'t blame the company. I blame the parents for

This one:

On a Swedish chainsaw: \"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals.\"

(...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On my little sisters preschool game for computer- \"place in computer for best results\" (There goes my Frisbee idea)

On an old journal of my mom\'s I found (it has a key lock etc.) \"To unlock place key in keyhole and turn\" and \"For best results write inside\" also found \"HIde key so others can\'t unlock it\"
1. What else am I gonna do sprinkle salt on it and eat it.
2. Oh man I was gonna use it as a napkin.
3. What else was she gonna do give it to her little sister?

On a bottle of dandruff shampoo; \"May cause cancer in the state of California.\" Um... only California...?

-Ri

on a hair spray bottle-very flamable-

i used it as a flame thrower by sticking a match in front of it

ps dont try that at home lol:P

on a carpet ad, theres a picture of a child asleep on thier brand of carpet and below the picture, it says: dead kid not included.

so the kid was dead:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

ON a pair of Really old Hege clippers: \"Do not use to clip bodily hair\" (Crap my nose hair needed that)
On a box of laundry detergent: \"Use to clean clothes\"
On a box of Sugar cookies: \"Product contains Sugar\"

appearently...
oh well!
on a box of nails: for best use nail into wood or light metal. (aww man, I wanted to use them on my neighbor!)

Trust me I would do the same thing.