I\'m sure everyone here has seen some sort of notice, warning, instruction, or some other official note that makes you do a double take and think, \"wow, people need to be told this?!\"

(On package of airline peanuts) Open package; eat contents.

(Seen on a poorly translated instruction manual for a butcher knife) \"Keep out of children.\"

a commercial for a toy called Bullseye Ball, which is a tiny version of the ball game you find in Chuck E. Cheeses. During the commercial, in really tiny white letters on the bottom of the screen, it says, \"Score depends upon skill of player\".

Well, let\'s hear everyone else\'s... it should be good for a laugh! I really got on this train of thought from another post, but since it was slightly off topic, I decided to create a new now

-Ri

A label on my toilet...Keep explosives away.

A machete...Is pointy.

Typo on a lego box...Keep out of reach of children under 30.

Here we go.. nipped these off of some websites...
\"For external use only!\" -- On a curling iron.
\"Do not use while sleeping.\" -- On a hair dryer.
\"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.\" -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
\"Do not drive with sunshield in place.\" -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
\"May irritate eyes.\" -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

and.. last but not least

On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

I just saw one on a lunchables I have, It says \"Dip Nacho in cheese and salsa for best results.\"

\"Remove pastry from pouch, microwave for 2 seconds\"


on a poptart.

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Yeah, I love packages of things that contain peanuts.

MADE IN A PLANT THAT PROCESSES PEANUTS AND TREE NUTS

Wow, really?

And then of course a bag of wheat pretzels..

CONTAINS WHEAT INGREDIENTS

By jove, thanks for telling me, never would have known.

On a bag of solted peanuts:

\"May contain traces of nuts\".

o.0 Only traces?

Well, it\'s not really the same thing exactly, but a little while ago I was watching Ripley\'s Believe It or Not and, during an event with 300 skydivers diving in formation, a warning read out \"Please do not attempt at home.\"

How am I supposed to skydive at home!?:lol:

I\'ll post it in this topic too for now. I was cleaning out some inner electronics in m stereo etc. last night with Ethynel (can\'t remember how to spell it) alcohol and it said on the side Wawrning: product contains 100% pure alcohol do not place in eye.
1: Duh it\'s 100% alcohol you could find that in the idiot\'s guide to the bloody obvious.
2. (regarding the part Do NOt Drop in eye) WHen did they start to sell this stuff to toddlers 0_o
Edit: and Aimman Maybe you could skydive off the roof

[Edited on 11-11-2005 by Black Dranzer.exe]

On an blow up air matress \"Place mouth in nozzle and blow\"

On a box of toothpicks \"For instructions call 1-800-555-5555\"(don\'t remember number)

On an old butter cookie tin: Product contains butter! (DUH!)

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i dont think your aloud to advertize

lol:P:D

i dont even bother looking at those labels they just bore me lol:P:D

[Edited on 30-11-2005 by Masterman.EXE]

On fireworks: \"Do not place in mouth.\"

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And that\'s the only time I
have to work on my hair).


On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside. (The shoplifter special)?


On a bar of Dial soap: \"Directions: Use like regular soap.\" (And that would
be how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: \"Serving suggestion: Defrost.\" (But, it\'s
\"just\" a suggestion).


On Tesco\'s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): \"Do not turn upside
down.\"(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: \"Product will be hot after heating.\"
(...And you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: \"Do not iron clothes on body.\" (But
wouldn\'t this save me more time?)


On Boot\'s Children Cough Medicine: \"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication.\" (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: \"Warning: May cause drowsiness.\" (And... I\'m taking this
because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: \"For indoor or outdoor use only.\" (As
opposed to...what?)


On a Japanese food processor: \"Not to be used for the other use.\" (Now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I\'m a bit curious.)


On Sunsbury\'s peanuts: \"Warning: contains nuts.\" (Talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: \"Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts.\" (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child\'s superman costume: \"Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly.\"


I don\'t blame the company. I blame the parents for

This one:


On a Swedish chainsaw: \"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals.\"

(...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Erm... I think you all just copied these. -_-;;

On a board game.

(2-6) Players

Warnig:Not a one player game. \"I wonder what will happen if I play alone.\"

*reports this topic*
I\'m reporting because I made a topic about the same sh!t.
I made this topic in 2004,you made this one in 2005,and as Zuppahiko said,that topic was made first.Please post there instead of here.

I\'m sorry. I did run a search before I posted it, and I found nothing. I haven\'t been back to it since then, either.

-Ri

Well now that the old one\'s locked.

I saw one today on the back of a wraper it said. \"Best Before.\" Thats it.....I have no idea what it\'s talking about.

Warning Label (super glue)- Do not eat. (Of Course you don\'t EAT IT!!!)

Since I\'m stupid.....(eats it) *mumbuling for help* bufufufufuf!!:eek:

on a japanese gamecube:
Do not put your head in unit and try to close it.
Do not put the Gamecube next to a snowman and a heater.
DO not attempt to eat Gamecube.
If you remove the black disk, poisinous gas is released.
Well, maybe that last one...