24 September 2005 at 23:52
Topic: The Ultimate Riddle [quote][i]Originally posted by HollowTorment[/i]
Hey, Burrito wasn\'t indicating that he disliked Einstein. He was just giving facts. [/quote]
I just fail to see how those facts were relavent.
24 September 2005 at 23:51
Topic: zero\'s hair For the record, I think that every character suffered in the transition. Except for maybe Axl, but since I don\'t like him, I\'m not counting it.
24 September 2005 at 21:34
24 September 2005 at 18:57
24 September 2005 at 18:01
Topic: I\'m Sorry.... [quote][i]Originally posted by HollowTorment[/i]
Oh come on, the forum would die if I stopped being a dick. :zzz:[/quote]
Well yeah, of course it would. Every forum needs someone to be a dick. And...
24 September 2005 at 17:59
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell Now now Heat, how many times was this series supposed to end by now? I believe this would be the 4th. Of course there\'s more!
[b]THE BASTARD GOES TO THE TRADE SHOW![/b]
I decide to kill some ti...
24 September 2005 at 17:51
Topic: Sith or Jedi There\'s not really a neutral, though. I mean, Grey Jedi are good. They just use the Dark Side.
24 September 2005 at 1:38
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]The LAST Bastard Operator from Hell![/b]
I get back from Britian and return to my old stomping grounds to take up a post as an Analyst/Programmer... As an A/P I\'m expected to work weird hours s...
24 September 2005 at 0:58
Topic: I\'m Sorry.... [quote][i]Originally posted by Morphman[/i]
Well, you\'re forgiven. And let\'s hope the others who went over the top apologize too. If anybody puts me in that group, I apologize. But there\'s one per...
24 September 2005 at 0:52
Topic: The Ultimate Riddle The German owns the fish.
EDIT: Oh, the rest of that stuff too? Oh well...
House color? Green
Brand of cigar? Prince
Preferred beverage? Coffee
[Edited on 9/24/2005 by Mega X.exe]
24 September 2005 at 0:42
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell (For the record, it\'s the same Bastard. He just moved to Britain)
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Things are looking up!
He\'s back from the beerfest, and he\'s hungover and annoyed. It\'s....
[b]The Bastard...
22 September 2005 at 14:41
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell \"He\'s back, and this time he\'s got a portable bulk-eraser!!!\"
It\'s...
It\'s...
IT\'S!!!!....
[b]The Bastard Operator from Britain #1[/b]
......
\"...I\'d like to escalate this ...
22 September 2005 at 2:31
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]THE Bastard Operator from Hell #15[/b]
It\'s a warm afternoon in the computer room. I dunno, maybe I should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, I\'ve got a cold and I need to keep w...
21 September 2005 at 0:49
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell Long story on that one, Zero.
[b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #14[/b]
Don\'t ask how I got back, I just did. Suffice to say that work frowns upon management material that uses electrodes to ga...
20 September 2005 at 2:18
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]The BASTARD SYSTEM MANAGER FROM HELL #2[/b]
So I\'m interviewing for new Operators, and, as the Bastard System Manager from Hell, I have high standards. And as the Immediate Past Bastard Operat...
20 September 2005 at 0:55
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]The Bastard System Manager from Hell #1[/b]
I get into my office and it\'s my first day - I want to make a good impression, so I empty my IN tray into the bin. Now that\'s what I call efficient!...
19 September 2005 at 5:08
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #13[/b]
I\'m busy with my new shell replacement login script, and it\'s almost foolproof. Let\'s just say it pops up with:
\"Yes means No and No means Yes. Dele...
18 September 2005 at 22:06
Topic: Kingdom heats 2 Ugh...not puns. Anything but puns! >_<
Don\'t make me \'pun\'ish you, Morph.
18 September 2005 at 15:29
Topic: Hilton hacker sentenced to juvenile hall The teenager [url=http://dw.com.com/redir?destUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.usdoj.gov%2Fusao%2Fma%2Fpresspage%2FSept2005%2FJuvenile%2520Hacker-plea.htm&siteId=3&oId=2100-7349-5865391&ontId=1009&lop=nl.ex]plead...
18 September 2005 at 6:05
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #12[/b]
I get to work and I\'m a bit tired so I plug a thick hunk of copper across the three phase supply and throw the switch. The room is plunged into darkness ...
17 September 2005 at 19:17
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell I didn\'t write this. I\'m only reposting it.
[b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #11[/b]
The darkness cleared as we got out of the tunnel and it occurred to me that I couldn\'t be all that injure...
17 September 2005 at 6:29
Topic: The literary version of an electrical fire (A Savage Gear article)
The writers of this column have ambitions. Besides the obvious ambitions to destroy as much hardware at the Savage Gear Transistor Melting Facility and Peace Tower as possib...
16 September 2005 at 5:58
16 September 2005 at 3:32
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell (Another update.)
[b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #10[/b]
I get invited to a lecture as a guest speaker in \"Computing Operations Fund- amentals\", so I leave the control room in the capable h...
16 September 2005 at 2:14
Topic: Sith or Jedi [quote][i]Originally posted by AimMan v2.5[/i]
I sort of thought that myself, as the pictures given were the same sort of graphic quality as on a modern video gaming console. Does KOTOR fit into the ...
16 September 2005 at 2:11
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell (A bit of swearing, just live with it)
[b]Bastard Operator from Hell #9[/b]
I\'m driving to work and I\'m stuck behind this old guy, the classic slow driver from hell, whose car red-lines at 20 ...
15 September 2005 at 0:51
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell (It\'s a bump for an update. I\'m pretty sure that\'s allowed)
[b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #8[/b]
I\'m at my desk as usual, and a user calls.
\"Hello Computer Room, Simon here, How can ...
14 September 2005 at 6:15
Topic: The Bastard Operator from Hell [b]The Bastard Operator from Hell #7[/b]
So I manage AT LONG LAST, to get a couple of hours off for lunch, AND, because I can\'t leave my desk unattended, I get the janitor in and have him sit in m...
9 September 2005 at 1:11
Topic: I have proof that Zero was created by wily [quote][i]Originally posted by Mr.Mettaur[/i]
[quote][i]Originally posted by Mega X.exe[/i]
Personally, I don\'t think Zero was based off of X. I think they were both built at about the same exact t...
8 September 2005 at 2:30