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Wow... I knew the end was near, but this close? It makes me want to... (Yes?) Makes me want to... (YES???) Volunteer in the soup kitchen! (quoted from Ganon and Link from \"The Return of Ganondorf\" by Legendary Frog, aka Joseph Blanchette)

But seriously, didn\'t these guys just have this published because they thaught it would finally stop the n00b letter floods?


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That was....just...just...HORRIBLE!! If I was the the one reading the letters, I\'d be scared with each opening of a letter. Wondering...will it be a n00b? I wouldn\'t have even put that in the magazine. Just act like I never opened it!:D If I find anything, I\'ll bring it.


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Now WHY!Why would they publish n00b talk?It\'s Just So...So...HORRIBLE!I\'m scared then ever reading n00b talk...It\'s like If I were stuck in a magazine fuul of n00bz trying to kill the non-n00bz..:eek:


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i may be The Grand N00b here but this....... This is just too N00bish i can\'t even talk about it

for those who want to do it. Please write normal and NOT N00bish like this b*stard


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Wow, that was fricken\' horrific, reminds me of the retard in my algebra class...*shudders*

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Heh. If I had a mag I\'d put some n00bish letters under a section titled \"How not to type.\" The only problrm would be people sending in ones for that section on perpose...


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Personally, I\'d reject letters that were like that. Why give the noobs any recongiztion?

If they want it, they have to learn how to type like everyone else.

Making fun is funny, but unfortunately, it tends to fly over the noobs\' heads. =p


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I think I\'m gonna go... (reads letter again) ... walk into traffic.


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I think I\'m gonna go... (reads letter again) ... walk into traffic.


*comes \'walking\' with two sticks*

Dammit! Jumping off a bridge into a Formula-1 race wasn\'t enough to get rid of that n00b talk!

Yeah, really. And I thought I\'ve been a n00b... 0_o


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OMG! LOL, lik, WTF?
That is some scary shit. I mean, WHY!? Couldn\'t they have at least edited that entry!?
Sounds to me like he said that stuff just to get a stupid entry in a gaming magazine...That is soooo sad.

By DEFAULT I type normaly. I capitolie where it needs to be done! Why can\'t others be like me!?
Heres your sign....
*passes sign to n00b retard*


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Personally, I\'d reject letters that were like that. Why give the noobs any recongiztion?


Exactly. Just publishing this will not stop them also. Some would probably find this letter as a challenge and try to top it off.

When I first saw this topic, I thought you saw those books that are getting popular by the day. They are about funny or pointless instant messages and emails people receive...

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First off windy went to far with the F-word and this is fricken scary.


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Apparently, gaming magazines don\'t get these as often as I thought... but anyways, here\'s the hate-mail GamePro published in its October 2005 issue.

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Your 3 million readers are mental patients, *beep*, and people with elitenet sisters like me!!
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*beep* You
Dear(which is crossed out) Game Pro!!
You suck *beep*!! I wouldn\'t use your rage sheets for *beep*\'n T.P.!! You *beep*s should call your selvess PS2, XBOX, PC, PRO!! You barely cover Nintendo at all!! Your *beep* codes are for worthless games newcoming *beep*s would wast money on!! The only reason I still get this poor excuse for a magazine is that my sister likes the *beep* PS2 bull*beep*!!! The Zelda games beat the *beep* out of any *beep* the Microsoft company will ever put out!! What the *beep* is so *beep* revolutionary about HALO!! It is the same as millions of stupid si-fi shooters, it is the same bull*beep* over and over, jhust(scribbled out) Just different *beep* weapons.
Game Informer is Next to Nintendo Power the best mag!! Unlike you it gives All systems the spot light!! And what the *beep* is with your stupid *beep* cartoon personalities, are you *beep* 7yrs old!! Hey 4-eyed dragon, You lick *beep*!! (Male *beep*)
P.S. If you *beep* can lift a pencil, fight back like men!
(boxed in right bottom corner)
Final thought
*beep* YOU!!

Re: (from GamePro)
Dear Nathan Swanson of Pukwana, South Dakota:
\"If you *beep* can lift a pencil, fight back like men!\" Niiiice. It\'s been a while since anyone\'s \"lifted the lead\" around here, but we\'ve determined by your virulent language (the worst sustained tirade we\'ve received in years) that you are a psycho in the making. At least, since you\'re a Nintendo fanboy, this sad behavior can\'t be blamed on Grand Theft Auto. For your own good and the good of the citizenry of Pukwana (pop. 287), we\'ve forwarded a copy of your letter to the Chamberlain School District, the office of the superintendent of schools, the Brule County Sheriff\'s Department, Nintendo of America, and our own overworked security staff... just in case. If you would send us a photo of yourself it would be greatly appreciated

My fingers broke off. >_<
I was seriously surprised to learn that this would be the worst a gaming magazine can get with all the scourges on the internet and in the gaming community.

I\'ve seen people request silly stuff, though. Do you know how many people seriously asked as their first question concerning Soul Calibur III when info came out, \"Will Dante be a playable character?\"

EDIT: :lol: Aim told me that I\'d posted \"fingers break off\" and that it honestly sounded like I meant I was giving Break the finger. No, that\'s not what I meant at all, sorry to anybody who interpreted it as such.

[Edited on 18-10-2005 by Heatman.EXE]


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Woah, that kids a weirdass.:eek:

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I think it\'s awesome that PlayStation published a n00b letter just to make fun of it! But they should have done more then just CAPS and a Z. It\'s no fun if the n00b thinks they will actually make these games from his suggestion and doesn\'t know he\'s being made fun of, unless they do a really bad job and it shows him as even stupider!