My favorit dream was when NewWindRider turned into a ninja warrior and started to kill my little brother, it was wierd but its my favorite so it fits.

Well, we DO already have a thread about your weirdest dreams, so... I dunno.

My favo? It\'s probably were I split up into a group of about a dozen and a half of half-human animals who then go to some far away fantasy-universe so that the entire Multiverse won\'t be destroyed, and I end up waking when the last of them gets killed, right after the job was done.
Crazy, but awesome, I say.

Sex Dream.




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Well put me too.

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Favorite is not weirdest. ME LOSE BRAIN? UH OH.

Sex dreams are kind of boring. My favorite dream was... (this is going to be extremely long)

I was at an awards ceremony of sorts, in this tall office building. There was a large movie screen up, and they were showing stuff..I can\'t remember what. But there were helicopters outside..it was dark. Kind of helicopters with spotlights..you know. My friends were there from highschool for some reason..they like showing up in my dreams I guess.

I\'m sitting there, bored..I look down..but there\'s a huge explosion..at least, a noise. The room goes silent. Eventually, the whole building is shaking and starting to crumble, so I haul ass. I\'m going down the opposite direction as everyone else, and there\'s a shelf with a toy horse on it. For some reason I pick it up, and naturally it turns into a real horse. All black, complete with all riding utensils. So I ride the horse out of a crumbling building? I don\'t understand, either.

I get outside eventually..and the place is a disaster. People are now homeless, and out helping others get out of rubble and such. What caused this, was some kind of bomb..the place I was in just suffered aftershocks. I ride the horse out, to see the damage and all..but notice some person in all black, hiding behind some bushes.. They wore black robes, whoever they were. They ran off, though..and I chased them abit, but my horse refused to go further at one point.

I came back..got off my horse. It ran off..guess it had other things to attend to. I eventually ended up in a 7-Eleven..alot of others were there too, it was the end of the road. Literally, it was teetering on the edge of some land..from there on out, was all water. So, alot of people were in here just talking..just finding out information. And getting some grub. The clerk wasn\'t there, though..so people were just eating inside the store. I search around..I go behind the counter, looking for some reason. There\'s a button underneath the counter..and I press it. The register flips over, and ta-da..a steering wheel and dashboard!

Hmmm..interesting. There are also pedals. So naturally..I start it up. I am now driving a 7-Eleven. It lifts itself out of the ground, and well..there are wheels. Okay. So..as I\'m driving (a freaking 7-Eleven) a chick speaks up. Her friend is a few states over, and she wants to go pick her up. So..I drive down the highway (you do not know how hilarious a 7-Eleven looks driving down the highway) and end up at a checkpoint. Seems that the police are keeping tabs on who\'s going where, trying to keep the peace as well. The police give me a ticket of some sort, that has some information on where to go and such..so I let someone else read it as I drive on to pick up this chick.

This chick is at a movie studio. She tells me to wait, as she goes to get her things. (C\'mon lady, my 7-Eleven is running!) So I do wait..but find ways to bide my time. There are two persons talking infront of a dressing room/closet thing. Two celebrities. They look at me like I\'m some gutter trash.. And soon go back to gossip. I go looking around again..and find a bathroom. I go in, and in one stall there is this psychadelic toilet..it\'s purple swirl marble-looking. But it just looks awful. I suppose celebs don\'t know when to quit with excessive decorum. I find that the chick I\'m after is in here, prettying herself up. I tell her we should go, though..and she follows me. She picks up her bag, the persons infront of the closet say bye to her, and we\'re off!

At this point..I drive to some weird out of the way place. There are a few people here..they\'re holding tours of the place. So, we all go in..and look around. The others stay with the tour group, and like I\'ve been throughout the dream..go looking around.

There\'s a man, dressed in a very odd suit..kind of looks like Devo crossed with Tron. He\'s fixing lightbulbs..there are some christmas lights (at least, that\'s what they look like) up on this wall right behind him. He gives me a look over his shoulder..an angry look, and quickly turns back around and faces me. Standing guard, obviously. Behind him is a secret door, I can see it. So, I actually walk into a dark corner and wait.. His boss shows up, though..with some cronies. They go into the secret door, and somehow I make it through as well. I overhear them talking..and turns out, the boss in the suit was the one with the bomb! And he\'s going to blow up something else with yet another.

With this information, I head back to the group..I tell them what\'s going on in a hushed voice, and think that the christmas lights detail where they\'re going to hit next.. I decide to stay there, until they change another bulb, signaling that they\'ve hit again. We wait around..buy refreshments, chat..go into the gift shop, act like customers so they won\'t kick us out.. And they change one. So, we go again..back into the 7-Eleven.

We think of what to do..shouldn\'t we tell someone? But as we\'re thinking..I drive off to some weird blue craters..I dunno, they were in the country someplace. They were bright blue and gave off a glow..you\'d think they were radioactive. But we got up to them with no problem..someone brought out a stereo and started playing music, while we all sat there and just gazed at the craters.

Dream ended there, so eh. I have another that I really liked, though.


Link is in Saharasalalala\'s hut deal, and is given a wooden jar thing. I dunno, it\'s brown and..wooden. He takes it with him, and goes into a dungeon with Epona. But he gets to a big water part and can\'t go over it with Epona, so he picks her up and carries her through the water. After he gets across the water, he wrings out his hat and stuff..and while he\'s distracted, Ganondorf reaches out to grab Epona. Well, her neck anyways.

She gets startled and barely makes a noise before falling to the ground, the part on her neck where he touched is like..gray. I dunno, she looked dead. Link flips out and tries to revive her but it doesn\'t work, so he picks her up yet again and walks this realllly long way and runs into enemies along the way and all this shit.. Anyway he gets to a mountainside, sort of, and climbs it.. On the top is a shop, which sells medicine. The chick working there can make something to help Epona, but she tells Link she doesn\'t have anything to put it in!

Haha, this part was funny. Link remembers his wooden jar, and he holds it above his head and the tune plays. Ya know, the tune when you get an item. She takes it, and there\'s a blue and white thermos inside that has a face on it..that she puts the medicine in, and gives to the dead-lookin Epona. Epona is revived by the potion though, and Link is happy. The shop chick makes them some pasta which was called \"pouche\" or at least, that\'s what I thought it said.

So yeah, in my dream now Link and Epona are sitting there eating some kind of pasta and vegetable dish. My dream skips abit, and there I am outside some creepy looking place (perhaps that dungeon from earlier), and I hear..a horse. I turn a corner and there\'s Ganondorf\'s horse, that really cool black horse..so naturally I steal it. Well not really steal, I just hop aboard and take a ride. Somehow though, Link knew the horse was moving (horse radar? Haha) and rode there really fast on Epona. I look behind me and he\'s got his bow out and is aiming at me.

I\'m telling the horsie to go faster and such, but we get on a hill..so he can\'t go too fast. Link aims an arrow at me..and it hits my HAIR it\'s so close (and seriously, I felt something hit my hair..dreams are cool) so I\'m flipping out. We make it up the hill though, and there\'s a paved road. I read the sign, it says \"Strawberry Fair\". Weird name for a road. Anyways there\'s another path on the other side of the street, partially obscured by ivy.. I\'m kind of drawn there, but I hear Navi telling Link that if I go there he won\'t be able to follow me or something, I dunno..

I have weird fun dreams.

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Freud would be like...\"Hollow, driving a 7-Eleven means that you lust after a family member\" or something else weird and sexual. :o

Hahahaha roll down the windows... I wonder if people locked the doors so they wouldn\'t fall out?

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Yeah. That really ranks high up there.

I had one dream, where instead of going to school, I snuck into a military camp and became part of the classes there, and I was shooting a whole lot of guys and I was the Major\'s favorite and I got like 112 medals. It\'s was weird, but awesome.

Hm... my favorite dream? I\'d have to say the one where the world has been turned into a giant role playing game. I love that one.

Well, I had this dream. I was in a foreign country with my family. We were somewhere in Europe, and people spoke English the same way they do up here in Washington. I felt I had to get home, and I decided between buying a plane ticket and joining the Mafia. I decided to join the Mafia.

That\'s right, I figured the best way to get home was to join the Mafia.

So it turned out I had to be 18 to join the Mafia. I lied about my age and gave a fake name. I took a class and swore an oath. Afterwards, I realized that they\'d hunt me down. So I ran to the head of the Mafia and told him my real name, age, and that I was sorry for wasting his time. And he kindly forgave me, gave me money, and flew me back home.

It was weird, but cool \'cuz it had the Mafia.

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I had a weird one that ranks high on my list. I\'ll give you what I remember.

I was staying at my friends Cera and Andrew\'s appartment for a few days or something. When Andrew got tired or something he hopped in the bed and when to sleep. I was looking out the window and then saw a planet that looked like Earth.
Andrew woke up because Cera was yelling about it. We ended up going to a park to watch as the Earth zoomed through the cosmos. I was scared that I was going to fall off the Earth.
When we got back to the appartment Cera had to go to the store so she left. I was still looking out the window and Andrew went back to bed.
When Cera was coming back she walked past a guy with a paper bad on his head and a chain saw. When Cera got to the main door of the complex she was magicly at the door of the appartment and the chainsaw man went on chain sawing people and such. Then my dream turned to RE4 and I was dressed like Leon from the game.
I went out the window that now went to stone stairs and fired an RPG at what ever was down there. Then this big thing with blade arms started chasing me so I went back up the stone stairs to the appartment which was now a stone dome thing and climbed on top.
When I did a big single headed Hydra thing popped up and I slid on it\'s head and layed some exploseives.
After that I woke up.

thats.....wierd.....to no end

My favorite dream.

It\'s 12/3/69 location Vietnam.

I snuck onto a chopper after being a wolled. I landed and grabed the wepons of my fallen comrades and ran into the battle. The cornel waited for us at a gate to a villiage. We were breifed on our missoin there and head in.

I ran along side my comrades looking left and right as they fell. I took cover by a bridge and watched my comrades run aross it. I looked to see what happened when they went out of my sight and saw a bullet right before it hit my head. Then I woke up.

[Edited on 15-11-2005 by Blazen]

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Me three.:devil: I also dreamed I had a pet penguin and accedently flushed it down the toilet.(afterward, it ended up on on freeway crosswalk, it could also talk!

[Edited on 23-11-2005 by zero777]

Update! I probably had one of the most psychologicaly disturbed dreams to date! YAY! I had a dream where all of Earth was enslaved by Cockaroaches, and they did these horrid experiments to us, and they killed me Grandma and turned her body into this fuggin\' scary demonic cockaroach creature that wanted to disect me, and then they disected my family, and had sex with people and it was...well...disturbing.

Crap, that beats the hell out my weird dream!

[Edited on 24-11-2005 by zero777]

my favorite dream is that a can ride on a horse with a armour and an shield an sword of course. an that I kill my big brother!

Keep on dreaming, you homicidal maniac.

Anyway, I had loads of good ones. Taken away the ones that I can\'t remember, the ones I don\'t WANT TO remember, and the ones that weren\'t that great, you still got a good 4% or so left.

That one were I was on a almost deserted island with someone else was good. Dunno who that other one was. Don\'t even remember if I knew him or her! I only know I felt like I knew that person, and was happy.

YOU have a gruesome pic of Santa killed with a boxcutter on a forum with lots of kids, but HE\'S a homicidal maniac?

ON TOPIC- I had a dream that I was going to school, but I was Shadowfire (my char). The school was surrounded by chain-link fences that were electrified, and topped with razorwire, and there were sniper towers at the corners, all to keep the students from escaping. Long story short, I organized the students, and a few teachers (including the bio/chem/anat teacher, who was the BEST TEACHER EVAR) and revolted. The chem teacher made molotov coctails and sodium/water bombs, and the tech teacher and woods teacher gave us power tools to escape with. It was awesome.

Hehe... Wind\'s is the funniest so far. The wierdest thing is how I can actually imagine Tira\'s voice actor saying all that stuff.

My favorite dream is one I can\'t even really remember... it involved my middleschool friends and me getting into these different types of robot suits and dueling in this turnbased strategy thing, but the robots were all different types, like four legged spider tanks and regular armored suits.

Or maybe it was the one with the huge Japanese video rental store that had The Misadventures of Tron Bonne 2. Except that in the dream, Aim wouldn\'t let me rent anything but Iggy\'s Wrecking Balls.

Okay I had just gotten home from Australia and I had seen this huge snake so I go to bed dream that a snake bite made me insaneand my parents locked me in a psych ward. \'nuff said.

Well.. the point is to tell yer dream, SO TELL IT!!!

I do that alot. There\'s really not much to say besides, you close your eyes, next thing you know, you wake up. Pretty uneventful.

Usually, that\'s the case. Sometimes, however, you have pretty wicked dreams. While some others are just SO realistic, it\'s frightening.