Damn, they fixed it! Curse you Garret! Grrrr! If he hadn't told the principal he smelled smoke, we would have had a big fire!
Yeah, turns out, our school is so old, we don't have sprinklers or fire-resistant ceilings. The tiles in the Ceilings are easily moved...They didn't find out who did it, but some kid lit a roll of toilet paper on fire, moved a ceiling tile, and chucked it up into that open space! It caught some of the wires on fire...Stupid kid...Burnt paper is easy to smell! Though I envy his attempt! Our school could naturally catch fire anytime anyway!
I bet it started in Mr. Saindon's room! He had a substitute that day! When we got back, there were wires hanging from his ceiling, and a tile was moved!
I bet the substitute had to take a leak, and when she left, kids grabbed the matches near the forge and a wad of newspaper and lit it, and chucked it into the ceiling while she was gone! It all makes sense!
Well, there goes the idea of Mrs. Wendel and Mr. Wood toking off in the teacher's room! (Yes, me and a friend thought of that while we were waiting to go home...Meh...They wouldn't dare...)
Mr. Seibert told us that our school caught fire before, when some fool lit a bundle of toilet paper, and left it in the girl's bathroom behind a toilet...They found the fire immediatly...
Poor Wendlekins! Did I lie?:lol:
She had an assembly, and told us how she used to have nightmares of the "used to be a school" catching on fire, and the kids downstairs couldn't get out because there were no windows...Then she said she woke up at 2:00 last night, thinking "What if it was a big fire and not everyone could get out?" Of course, like they care? She said it breaks her heart to think that any of our students would do such a think...(We all hate her guts)
We loved spooky day...I would love to have been that lucky kid who got to throw a pie in Mrs. Wendle's face! The whole time, I was on the bleachers yelling "Pie! Need Pie! Spare me pie! All your pie are belong to me! I need pie!" Yeah, it was fun...I like our old principal, Mr. Hurvitt...He always dressed up in a cloak, and wandered ALL the classrooms with a scyth in his hands! A real one! It was cool!
Do I look like I'm joking?
I didn't want to have to do this, but.....
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