Well, first off, I\'d like to wish you all a Happy New Year.
Second, I tell you that this year will be special. \"Why?\" you might think. I\'ll tell you why. 1 second. That\'s all. We won\'t have the usual 31,536,000 seconds, but 31,536,001 seconds. Why? By God\'s Almighty B-hind, I don\'t have any idea.
Why is this year one, I ask you, ONE second longer? Because some time-obsessed freak decided it? Because it\'s another plot by the US government to invade our daily lives? Has this been done by aliens to brainwash us in our confusion about why this has been done? Or am I just ranting? Spitting out total useless crap? You tell me.



