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Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left-handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one
row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
:rofl:

(p.s) if you fell for the lick your elbow your an idiot.:D

[Edited on 10-3-2006 by django]

PsychoGiga
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DANG YOU!! You were right about the elbow...I CAN'T LICK IT!! *Crack* *Pops arm out of joint*


"A closed mouth gathers no foot" -This is a fact of life, and I don't know who said it.

94% of all teenagers have tried drugs at one time or another. If you are one of the 6% that haven't, put this message in your signature.

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Lol you were right about that elbow thingy xD i know more facts but they´re in german and i don´t want to translate them all >.> so i´ll post a few in here^^
...damn i was searching for it but i can´t find that site ><
i´ll post them if i found that site


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SoulofaDeadRose
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You were right about the elbow thing. But I almost made it! Oh, and my friend told me there's ten ways to hide a human body. I just remembered that for some reason.


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It's better to be alone than ignored.

Oh, how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying.

Black Dranzer.exe
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I actually know a girl who CAN lick her elbow.


Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.

Samsara
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Dang mutants -_-


Zera
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I actually know a girl who CAN lick her elbow.


Same. She's in like one of my classes. She also had cancer.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby”, which contains over 50,000 words — none of them with the letter E!

Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!

The house where Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence was replaced with a hamburger stand.

Astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin ate roasted turkey from foil packets as their first meal on the moon.

In 1841, the 8th 9th and 10th presidents served in office all in one year. They were Martin Van Buren, William Henry Harrison, and John Tyler.

On July 4, 1826, both John Adams and Thomas Jefferson passed away.

Elvis Presley had a reading chair in his bathroom.

John Wayne had an 18 inch neck.

Englands Queen Anne (1665-1714) outlived all 17 of her children.

The white powder on chewing gum is actually sweetened marble dust.

Gum on postage stamps have from two to eight calories.

During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that’s the weight of about 6 elephants.

Americans eat about 700 million pounds of peanut butter and 2 billion pounds of chocolate a year.

There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.

Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.

Coca-cola was originally green.

Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.

You’ll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime.

The two most commonly sold items in grocery stores are breakfast cereals and soda.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

If you took all the hen’s eggs laid in America for 1 year and laid them end to end, they’d circle the earth 100 times.

Only 1/3 of all “Gilligan’s Island” episodes are about getting off the island.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

There is enough graphite in the average pencil to draw a line 35 miles long, that’s 45,000 words.


Some of these are pretty intresting... But some of it seems BS.


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axl z
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I broke my arm trying to lick my elbow.


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django
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ok people you have to have on coller bone to lick your elbow.:D

Zane Truesdale
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Dude, when my bro. saw

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It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

He started like crazy trying to lick his elbow!


Nightmares are dreams that need re-coding.

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Barney the dinosaur was actually created by soviet russia during the cold war to destroy the capitilist scum.

Bin Laden actually had a relationship with Stalin.

Someone just didn't read you shouldn't misuse copyrights.

The Internet hobgoblin is first cousin to the troll.

Devouring your neighbor's infant child is frowned upon in society.

2006 is the year of the Bonsai Kitten.

I like beans on five-avocado guacamole.

The landing on the moon was actually filmed in a film studio on Mars.

Your lack of effort makes baby Jesus cry.

I am me. And you are you. And you are I. And I am too. But, somebody obscures my view of you. Really, who? Gérard Depardieu.

Lugiatm frequently fills Uncyclopedia with subliminAL messaGOREs.

Germans are bad.

Writing "lol" after your comment doesn't automatically make it funny.

I have 5 testicles.

Jesus can walk on water.

Grammar nazi's waist they're warlus alot.


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django
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Dude, when my bro. saw
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It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

He started like crazy trying to lick his elbow!



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Hahahaha :lol::lol::lol: what an idote.

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Originally posted by django
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Originally posted by Zane Truesdale
Dude, when my bro. saw
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It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

He started like crazy trying to lick his elbow!



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Hahahaha :lol::lol::lol: what an idote.

*rips out his tounge* Put that on your elbow!:lol:

FACT: A rolling stone gathers no moss.


Bye-bye, Inti.... IF Doc bans me like I told him to.

Rioni... thanks for the Final-Zero music..

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MY arm wont go back in.:cry:


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Fact: If the topic "An RPG" was deleted, Blazen, Juno, amd Jaden Yuki would lose most of their posts.

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I'd like to point out that some of the facts listed have been disproven.

Research helps!

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Example?

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.


http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.htm

[Edited on 11-2-2006 by Kia_Purity]


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Fact: Ducks are pretty awesome.


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Fact: If the topic "An RPG" was deleted, Blazen, Juno, amd Jaden Yuki would lose most of their posts.


Fact: Actually The RPG posts are only 1/15 of my posts I wouldn't lose alot.

Fact: If I never came here some things would change. Like my useless topics, they would be gone. Yay!

Fact: If Morph never came I wouldn't have an Idol for a fairly new member.

Fact: If Spider never came there wouldn't be any desent comedy for me.

Fact: If Juno never came "An RPG" wouldn't be so strict. Although we wouldn't see such cool enemies either.

Fact: If Dr.Cossack never came here there would be no "here".

[Edited on 11-2-2006 by Blazen]


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HollowTorment
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Fact: There's this weird clique at Docs that appeared last year. They're usually all arguing with Dranzer and/or Morphman. :lol:


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axl z
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CALL a DR.!Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cry::cry::eek:


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Morphman
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby”, which contains over 50,000 words — none of them with the letter E!


"The Great Gatsby", and I think I saw one 'e'. :P

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Lugiatm frequently fills Uncyclopedia with subliminAL messaGOREs.


L-U-AL-GORES? o.O

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Fact: If Morph never came I wouldn't have an Idol for a fairly new member.


I'm not gonna sing! :P

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Fact: There's this weird clique at Docs that appeared last year. They're usually all arguing with Dranzer and/or Morphman. :lol:


...shame on them. :o


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after the New Orleans flood made by Katrina, the Americans went to Holland since we know most of water.

Half of Holland is under the normal waterlevel.

half the world population lives in Asia

LA is a living timebomb


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Samsara
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Fact: If the topic "An RPG" was deleted, Blazen, Juno, amd Jaden Yuki would lose most of their posts.


How cruel should I be? :P I created it, I can delete it :P

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Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.


That's not surprising. Caffein speeds up the heart rate, giving you false energy. It is basically like a weaker version of Cocaine. However Apples contain a lot of sugar which speeds up the heart rate by giving you real energy. (See the Aerobic Respiration Reaction) Caffein will make you low when it wears off as you repay the energy it used up which didn't exist. Sugar gives you extra energy to use, so there is no low.

[Edited on 11/2/06 by Samsara]


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GOD help meeeeeeeeeee!


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More specifically, Apples contain Fructose. A type of Simple carbohydrate. After eating one, it will be digested in about 45 minutes on average, at which point the energy is useable.

As opposed to complex carbs (bread, pasta, etc.) which give more energy, but take several hours to bak down.


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POP ya I grew a new arm.HAAAAAAAAA!


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God
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Most people already know almost all of the useless facts in the original post.

I can lick my elbow, and so can my friend Rachel.

I "KNOW" there is already a topic for this here, but I can't find it.

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If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

It would also be unable to support life.

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Originally posted by Zera
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

So will cutting it from the right end (or being one of those people, like me, who doesn't cry around onions cut form the wrong end).

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GOD help meeeeeeeeeee!
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POP ya I grew a new arm.HAAAAAAAAA!

DON'T SPAM PLZ, KTHXBYE!

[Edited on 2/11/2006 by God]

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I broke my arm trying to lick my elbow.

Then how did you type that?

If snow falls on my neighbor he yells naughty words.

Solid I ce cannot be crushed by cars.

@ Mega X, I knew barney was a communist.


Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.

Samsara
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God, Black Dranzer.exe, why did you give the attention whore the attention he desired by even directing a statement at him? We were (or I was, at least) ignoring him for a reason.

And Mega X, GO APPLES!!!

(Fructose, Glucose, Sucrose, they're all sugars and, as you said, really doesn't take long to break down to glucose.) :P )

FACT: Attach a bysicle pump to the bottom of a tin of custard powder with a candel in it (lit), and icing sugar (sucrose) and put the lid on it. Then blow the icing sugar up into a cloud inside the tin with the bicycle pump and the icing sugar will touch the flame and BOOOOOOOM!!!!!! The lid will fly into the air and a two foot flame will shoot out of the top of it. Fun! That's the amount of energy that it got out of respiration and is fueling you.