:lol:! Nice, I wish my neighbor"hood" were like that.

That happens to me alot Doc.

I just wanna know what Santa has to asay about my comments.
He probably already put me on the naughty list. >_>

No doubt he has, with all the mocking you've been doing.


Also, I want me some Zelda. And a new Wii.

I wonder what Santa's preferred reading is?

I dunno...possibly some H.P. Lovecraft or Franz Kafka?

What about Santa's political views? Do the elves have any type of union? And if they do, how does he manage to defeat them at every turn?

Magic. Either that, or a really big candy cane to strike elves with. >.>

Those are my guesses. And yes, i'm on the naughty list already.. you can't threaten me Santa!! =P

Smirnoff-

I'm actually interested in the works of several authors, it would be impossible to pick just one.

And I have no political views, since I'm my own country.

Fallen-

You don't know your on the naughty list.

Let's just put it this way:

The (possible) existance of Santa defies logic.

Santa exists.

Therefore, logic does not exist.

If logic does not exist, the means by which I get my good grades in school does not exist, so therefore my good grades do not exist. Without them, my reputaton will not exist, meaning I really have a bad rep and people hate me all over the place. Because that is so, what I know as "love" must not exist either, showing that there is no reason why my parents would have married. That being so, they would never have had me, so in reality, I don't exist.

But I used logic to get to that conclusion didn't I?
*confused*

****0.o****

Santa, can you help me out?

Edited by HighMaxOmega on December 15, 2006 at 13:17:35.

Wait, my Morphin' senses were just alerted... I used logic to come to the conclusion logic does not exist!

*gasp* PARADOXA! THEY'RE EV'RYWHERE!

You just realized that? XD

So...Santa...how old are you, really?

2007. I'm in actuality around 2070 years old. Don't let the cartoons fool you.

Yes, I know i'm on the naughty list. Trust me.. if i'm still on the nice list, you better be getting my coke-who#@ ex-girlfriend something too.

>.>

If you're calling her that, why should you care if she receives anything?



Santa, I don't know how good the toy business has been to you, but for X-mas, how about paying for my tuition for the next three years?

Not that I don't have political views; I merely don't care. Nice vs naughty is top priority.


I have several elves around the globe in the public as I type, so...TECHNICALLY yes.

SANTA! I really need your help!

I'll get you this year too - I'll man the fireplace by the tree, I'll make my brother guard the foreplace by the TV, and I'll have my other family members take posts at the upstairs windows! You shall be seen!

Then he won't bother to COME!

Or he'll totally Solid Snake through all that.

Santa? SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!


Also, Omega, as you can guess, I'm real quick. I'd be surprised if the naked eye could see me on the job.

And if you did catch him, next minute he'd be under a cardboard box.

YOU'D NEVER KNOW.

A WRAPPED cardboard box!

And of course, when you open it, Santa won't be there, but instead a chocolate time bomb.

Which I would feed to ForteXX.

But of course, if the reason that you can't catch Santa is because he is so quick, but logic does not exist, couldn't I catch him anyway? And if he did get under a carboard box, logic, being gone, would allow me to have X-Ray vision, so I could see what he did inside. If he simply drills through the floor, I'll use illogicality to turn the dirt under my home into either solid rock or lava. If he leaves a chocolate timebomb, it would melt itself. And if it did explode by the means of illogicality, it'd be very tasty.

Of course, I could manipulae illogicality in the beginning to make myself a Santa twin!

Oh, plus, Santa, the "naked eye" may not be able to see you, but "Aha!" I have glasses! Nice lil' rimless ones too!

So if logic didn't exist, and we needed logic to figure out what it would be like if logic doesn't exist, the fact that logic does not exist is more or less ungraspable by mankind.

Santa, I've already got my Wii (first in line, 28 hours), so all I want is a little less confusion.

"What we demand is the complete absence of solid facts! We demand certain levels of doubt and uncertainty!" ~ Vroomfondel, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Edited by Morphman on December 16, 2006 at 14:39:04.

Morph, you reminded me to do two things I haven't done in a while -
1)look up stuff in the Guide if you don't know it.
2)never forget a towel

Santa, I'm gonna need a few more towels!

Indeed. Santa, anyone who has really been nice enough to get a present, give 'em not what they want, you give 'em what they NEED: towels!

Edited by Morphman on December 16, 2006 at 14:43:31.

Ugh, don't make me remember how big a piece of crap that movie was...

It makes "Starship Troopers" look like a blockbuster.

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on December 16, 2006 at 16:37:28.

Errm, Santa, I was being serious. Also, do you not have any guilt seeing as that the naughty kids you give coal to are only going to burn that coal and further damage the atmosphere.

...I liked Starship Troopers.

Just for the bug that sucked out brains though, honestly.

When I saw Starship Troopers, I felt it would've made a better game than a movie. Although the FPS game they made for it sucked rear galore, the strategy game was pretty good.