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axl z
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The guy who did spider man the MTV one made the starship troopers tv show.
Oh and santa I want my Dignity back......Im a philadelpha Eagles fan and ....flyers. -_-I can already hear the city burning (Oh god not the Linc)

Edited by axl z on December 17, 2006 at 1:37:07.


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Santa
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Samsara; No, not happening.


axl z; No dignity is being given out. Of course if you want an eagle aht or something...

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Hollow, have you read the book?

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on December 17, 2006 at 21:47:04.


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Smirnoff
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What side of the spectrum am I on, Santa?

I assume on the naughty list, what with my plots to rule the world and oppress the working class.

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Hey Doc, Santa complimented me. Do I get a cookie?

I think he already gave you a cookie. When you logged in :p.

If everyone gets knowlegde and peace, that means my husband gets out of jail and I get someone who loves me. Yay!

Santa can't be human. Because apparently, Santa is immortal.

If gnomes and elves have a fight, I think the elves'd win. After all, they have equal hiding ability, and the gnomes have only hiding, not the stealth.

You know coal is technically just baby diamonds.

And Omega, just because there is no logic does not mean you have superpowers! That's lack of science >.>... slightly different.

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Illogically, there is also no science. Science is based on the idea of logic. I can have all the superpowers I want!

*flies across his room, clings to the wall, web yanks his can of Pepsi, raises in the air with his dominion of magnetism, throws a batarang to keep his little brother out of the room, gets angry at him, grows to about three times his size, turns green, elastically stretches to hit brother, shrinks back down, hit in head by return fire, heals almost instantly*

SO! Santa, if there is no logic, could you pull a PS3 out of my ear or something? If not that's okay - I got my Wii early.


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I got my Wii early

Oh, see, now THIS level of jokes I could get into...

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Hollow, have you read the book?


Course not, and I don't expect the movie to be anything like the book.

But the movie just has guns and gore and violence. So I won't act like I dislike it.

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Only that one time, Santa? What about the time I- Oh, I shouldn't mention that if I want Guitar Hero 2 and Dance Dance Revolution: SuperNova for Christmas, should I? X3

-Ri


Well well, I got SuperNOVA, Trust me you don't want it, to everyone else but me, it sucks. Apparently the levels and songs both suck and no one likes the Gameplay. (I do, and the songs are actually pretty good.. I'm just saying what I've heard, haha!)


Oi Santa, Make sure I get Zelda Twilight princess for both the Game Cube and the Wii, and I want to be able to buy a Wii myself after the Christmas holidays ;3


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What side of the spectrum am I on, Santa?

I assume on the naughty list, what with my plots to rule the world and oppress the working class.


Your teetering in between due to a total of five good acts.

Also, MMZ66, remember that one time you really screwed up? Yes, that merits you down one game.

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LOL, Santa's takin names.

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Just so he doesn't check it twice I should slip by...


Hey beautiful people, you're better off trying to e-mail me than message me on here.

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What side of the spectrum am I on, Santa?

I assume on the naughty list, what with my plots to rule the world and oppress the working class.


Your teetering in between due to a total of five good acts.

Also, MMZ66, remember that one time you really screwed up? Yes, that merits you down one game.


When the heck did I really screw up, I don't remember, enlighten me. ;)


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Do you really want to me to publicly announce it? No, I don't want to embarras you.

Edited by Santa on December 20, 2006 at 0:27:29.

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Samsara; No, not happening.



Then what are they doing with the coal... actually do I want to know? :huh:


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Santa, why aren't your elves awesome like DnD Elves?

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Can you prove my elves AREN'T DnD elves? ;)

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Santa, this should be cake for you:

I want my cold to go away and my asthma to get lost for a while.

I know you uually do your work on Christmas Eve, but could you magic it out of me... oh, say.... as soon as you read this?


*wheeze* :eek:


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Not my cup of cocoa. Talk to God...or pills on that one.

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Let's see...

Santa is actually a paladin with 97 hit points and 18 charisma, he uses his Helm of Disintegration and does 1D4 damage as his elven cleric wields his plus five Holy Avenger.

I got that from Family Guy, in reality I don't know what the hell that means.

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Mkay then, I want to be able to actually buy Twilight Princess from any store... Everywhere I've been so far there aren't any...

I'm sad D:

Edited by MegamanZero66 on December 21, 2006 at 8:49:46.


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it'll happen. Both versions are actually very common. Believe me, I know...Santa likes Zelda, as well. :)

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Quote:
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Let's see...

Santa is actually a paladin with 97 hit points and 18 charisma, he uses his Helm of Disintegration and does 1D4 damage as his elven cleric wields his plus five Holy Avenger.

I got that from Family Guy, in reality I don't know what the hell that means.


Clerics can't use Holy Avengers!

Yeah, I actually know what all of that meant.

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Can you prove my elves AREN'T DnD elves? ;)


Do your elves get: +2 Dexterity, –2 Constitution?

Are they Medium creatures and if so, do they have no special bonuses or penalties due to their size?

Is the base land speed of your elves 30 feet?

Do they get an immunity to magic sleep effects, and a +2 racial saving throw bonus against enchantment spells or effects?

Can they see twice as far as a human in starlight, moonlight, torchlight, and similar conditions of poor illumination? Can they retain the ability to distinguish color and detail under these conditions?

Do they receive the Martial Weapon Proficiency feats for the longsword, rapier, longbow (including composite longbow), and shortbow (including composite shortbow) as bonus feats?

Do they get a +2 racial bonus on Listen, Search, and Spot checks? When one of your elves merely passes within 5 feet of a secret or concealed door are they entitled to a Search check to notice it as if s/he were actively looking for it?

Can they speak the following: Common and Elven, Draconic, Gnoll, Gnome, Goblin, Orc, and Sylvan.

Is their favored class the Wizard? A multiclass elf ’s wizard class does not count when determining whether she takes an experience point penalty for multiclassing, is this true in your case?

Edited by Mega X.exe on December 20, 2006 at 23:17:52.

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I love that comic.

"I've been thinking."

"I've had nightmares that start this way."

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Okay, let me reword this, then, but it'll et sticky.

All I want for Christmas is the cure for the Common Cold! :P


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Mega X.....Yes?

HighMax.....Like I said, wrong cup of cocoa, yes?


Also, you currently have TWO more days before I leave for the year.

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Huh. I stand corrected.

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Mega X.....Yes?

HighMax.....Like I said, wrong cup of cocoa, yes?


Also, you currently have TWO more days before I leave for the year.


Surely you could give the pills to sort out the cold?...or is that illegal?