Red: Hey Air
AirMaster: I have to wash some dishes, brb
Red: k

sometime later...

AirMaster: back
AirMaster: what's up?
Red: fapping, brb

Alright, I would've thought this was too... lewd to post, except for the one above me, so... I think I can get away with it. X3

DarkPheonix2733: *Grabs Ikusu.* Dance with me! >D
Esseff00X: Ikusu: I don't know how to dance...
DarkPheonix2733: Ever heard of the horizontal boogie? >D

(Please don't kill me.)

-Ri

Edited by Rioni Seres on May 28, 2007 at 16:07:29.

carlosisonfire1: So dudes, who are you asking out to the dance?
SINCITY4: Probaby teresa/
Lord Bobington: Oh, that's brutal.
carlosisonfire1: DUdE! why her??!
SINCITY4: Whats wrong wit teresa?
carlosisonfire1: She's...a bit rolly-polly. See, I can say that 'cause I'm physically fit.
Lord Bobington: Beer.
SINCITY4: U suk, she's hott!
carlosisonfire1: No she's
Lord Bobington: Like a mo-ped? Fun to ride 'till your friends see?

<X> Maybe tiy should inquire for the sae of lanning
<Hollow> Yeah, good point.
<Hollow> Also with the amount of typos in that sentence your ass should be in bed. :o
<X> Wow I'm being MORE incoherent

O RLY?

<PyramidHead> I see...
<PyramidHead> I wonder if I could solve his overheating with a fan or two though.
<Wifey> It could very well be so
<PyramidHead> I could always make my own ventilation holes. ;D
<PyramidHead> WITH AN ICEPICK AND HAMMER
<Wifey> not recommended, but okay
<Wifey> LOL

(I'm Pyramid and X is my wifey)

<Wifey> That was funnn
<Hollow> Yes I quite liked drunk Scrabble XD
<Wifey> WINASSZEGINFLO!
<Hollow> WINASSZEGINFLO should be the name of something, somewhere
<Wifey> Sounds like a ship. LOL
<Hollow> ..awesome
<Hollow> If I ever get a boat, that's its name.
<Hollow> ..I really like that
<Wifey> I can see why
<Hollow> It's full of win and ass!

khaglessi: I swear, if I see the link to another Chaud/Megaman/Lan/Protoman/Iris/Colonel fic, I'm going to SCREAM.
khaglessi: And yes. I have seen a fic that was like that. A f***ed up love-hexagon.
khaglessi: How that f***ing works, I will NEVER know.
helldragon4000: LOVE POLYHEADRON
helldragon4000: 20 SIDED SEX ROMP

Sorry, no that was abit lewd for this topic. I'm afraid I'll have to lock this topic as a result.

Everyone thank Rioni for ruining this topic.

p.s. This post is a joke incase one of you doesn't get it.

p.p.s. I rock.

Kite: So did you hear about that incident on the track field.
Ichigo of Ohio: No
Kite: Some loser tripped and broke his jaw.
Ichigo of Ohio: How the Frick did he do that?
Kite: Dunno, he's obviously smoking something to kill his nervous system though...
Ichigo of Ohio: Why?
Kite: He thinks he broke his foot... >_<
____________________________________________________________
Talking about a character on the RPG:

Dranzer: Ferus was a wanted man, you actually expected to be paid by a crook?
Teej: Yes, If I rip off his head, money better slur out
Dranzer: You'll find some cash on his body...
Teej: I'm not touching a dead corpse.
Teej:EEEEEEEEEEEW
Dranzer: it'll be in his pocket smart one >_> that's not actually touching IT
Teej: I'm not touching a dead guy's CLOTHES.
Teej:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Dranzer: I swear if I could be behind you right now you'd be on the ground in pain...
Teej: And if you killed me, you would touch my clothes
Teej: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
Dranzer: Prepare to die..
Teej: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

<Sharpshooter005> I probably know random crap about radio stations too since my dad...well with the exception of the military since he managed to evade the draft medically, he had an odd work history.
<Sharpshooter005> radio d.j. then sailmaker...then he went to work for a mutual funds company for the entire time I was alive, yeah
<Edger> When did you die?
<Sharpshooter005> 1863. Berdan sharpshooter took me out at the battle of gettysburg. I reincarnated due to the outcome of a poker game


Sharpie talks alot yeah.

I shall add my little tid-bid.

BlazenGodofFire: (OOC: Pharos is a LIGHTHOUSE. The hell is a lighthouse doing out in the middle of the desert?)
BlazenGodofFire: I'LL TELL YOU FCKING WHY!
BlazenGodofFire: BECAUSE THOSE DAMN BATS THAT EAT MOSQETOS IN THE DESERT NEED THE LIGHT TO SEE!
Khaglessi: Bats have ecolocation.
Khaglessi: And bats don't live in the desert.
BlazenGodofFire: Yes...fruit bats do.
Khaglessi: Fruit-bats don't live in areas where fruit does not normally grow, actually.
Khaglessi: And last I checked, you can't grow an apple off of a dead tree.
Khaglessi: Or a cactus.
Khaglessi: ... or a rock.
Khaglessi: Or sand.
BlazenGodofFire: Maybe the lizards.
Khaglessi: Or... just about anything in a desert region.
Khaglessi: Bats usually live around forested areas.
BlazenGodofFire: There has to be a reason for a lighthouse in the dessert.
Khaglessi: I would know, I have one that hangs out around my back porch every evening.
Khaglessi: Except there are no lighthouses in the middle of the desert. If the desert was coastal, it STILL wouldn't, as it'd be near the coast, not the middle, of said desert.
BlazenGodofFire: ITS IN THE MIDDLE!
BlazenGodofFire: PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IN THE DARK DON'T THET????
BlazenGodofFire: And I can't find that post...
Khaglessi: Then check in the Rua/Blazen battle.
Khaglessi: And Lighthouses are for ships, not people. Which further disproves your theory of it being out in the middle of a desert.
BlazenGodofFire: Its like a giant flashlight./
Khaglessi: Which, btw, happens to be in the northern end of the Africa region, while Pharos is on the SOUTHERN end of the region.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .It moved.
BlazenGodofFire: It sprouted legs and ran all the way there just to proove me right.
Khaglessi: If that were the case, Godzilla would've crushed it to pieces mid-travel. You know how Godzilla gets about moving giants. And since its still around, you are further disproven.
BlazenGodofFire: Godzilla had 20 simaltanious fatal heart attacks before he could do such.
Khaglessi: Godzilla is pretty much immortal, and judging how he regularly destroys cities and thousands of lives in the process, I think we can safely assume that Godzilla doesn't have a heart.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .Brain cancer. . .from the radiation.
Khaglessi: Radiation only makes Godzilla stronger.
Khaglessi: I mean, he lived through a nuclear meltdown.
Khaglessi: So no, not brain cancer.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .Fatal cold.
Khaglessi: He lives in deep water. Which is colder on the bottom. He's immune.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .He fell.
Khaglessi: And got right back up again.
BlazenGodofFire: Down some stairs.
Khaglessi: There aren't stairs big enough to hold him. So he can't fall off of them.
Khaglessi: He just crushes them flat.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .He went emo and commited sucide.
Khaglessi: Again, he's immortal. He can't. And if he were emo, he'd destroy the entire world.
BlazenGodofFire: . . .He took a left in stead of a right.
Khaglessi: He has an energy breath attack. He could've destroyed it from afar.
BlazenGodofFire: He missed.
Khaglessi: And FAR more effectively than Kabuto's bombs would've.
Khaglessi: He wouldn't miss.
BlazenGodofFire: Well too bad.
Khaglessi: Godzilla didn't attack Pharos because it didn't move at all.
BlazenGodofFire: IT DID SO!@
BlazenGodofFire: IT SPROUTED LEGS AND RAN!
Khaglessi: And if it did, it would've been destroyed by Godzilla.
Khaglessi: He always gets the giant opposing force in the end.
BlazenGodofFire: Jets came and with missles and shot his neck several times...killing him.
BlazenGodofFire: Yeah...owned.
Khaglessi: Godzilla always comes back, whether through offspring or regeneration.
BlazenGodofFire: There was none and he can't do that,.
Khaglessi: And this time, he stayed away from the bridges.
Khaglessi: That particular Godzilla had one surviving offspring. They made a cartoon series for it.
BlazenGodofFire: I knoq.
BlazenGodofFire: *know
Khaglessi: And yes he can. He's regenerated before and he's always come back after getting killed.
Khaglessi: He's like Goku.
Khaglessi: You can't keep him down.
BlazenGodofFire: Fuk that....
BlazenGodofFire: Anyway...he was too busy playing video games to go after moving lighthouses.
BlazenGodofFire: Yeah...I wins.

Sorry if its a bit long, but its one long, drawn out laugh.

Edited by Blazen on May 30, 2007 at 21:27:39.

*Rock pulls out a roflcake and sits in the nearest comfy chair.
<O_O> lol
<O_O> roflcakes
*O_O pulls out some lol chips
<Rock> Yeah, they're like cupcakes, except about ten times funnier.

[23:14:45] The Helldragon: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE~
The Helldragon is shot.
[23:14:54] Rioni Riishu: LOL
RisingDragon reloads his gun
Black Dranzer.exe prepares sniper posts and machinegun bunkers should anymore emos come
Black Dranzer.exe breaks out the napalm on the My Chemical Romance concert.

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on July 17, 2007 at 23:24:02.

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on July 17, 2007 at 23:24:21.

[23:25:29] Rioni Riishu: I had a dream about you last night, Doc. :o
[23:25:56] Dr. Cossack: Ah? Did it involve pancakes?
[23:26:08] HighMaxOmega: mmmm P:
[23:26:09] Rioni Riishu: I don't think so... o.o Why pancakes?
[23:26:43] The Helldragon: PANCAKES
[23:26:51] Dr. Cossack: A board member told me some time back that she dreamt *twice* that I was giving her pancakes! I'm still laughing about that one.
Black Dranzer.exe chuckles at the Pancakes reference.
[23:27:15] Rioni Riishu: XD! I dreamed that you lived next door to me.
[23:27:17] Rioni Riishu: In a trailor.
[23:27:26] HighMaxOmega: LOL
[20:27:40] RisingDragon: ... you dreamt the Doc was poor white trash?

[01:06:46] The Helldragon: I'm gonna sign off, too.
[01:06:58] Smirnoff: No way!
[01:07:00] HighMaxOmega: *yawn*'
[01:07:01] RisingDragon: Same here.
[01:07:07] HighMaxOmega: I guess I better get going....
[01:07:17] The Helldragon: THD AWAY
[01:07:18] HighMaxOmega: 'night y'all
[01:07:45] HighMaxOmega: See yu all later.
RisingDragon Has exited the room
The Helldragon Has exited the room
[01:08:16] Smirnoff: And then there were three.
HighMaxOmega Has exited the room
[01:08:39] Smirnoff: And then there were two.
[01:08:49] Teej: And then there was one.
Teej Has exited the room
[01:09:41] Smirnoff: Ah. And then I was by myself.
[01:10:23] Smirnoff: The peacefulness. The solitude. The DEPRAVITY. THE INSANITY!
[01:10:48] Smirnoff: E-HEE-HEE-HEE ALL ALONE.
[01:11:03] Smirnoff: I should befriend a volleyball!
[01:11:43] Smirnoff: Mmmyes...I'll name him Wilson and we'll escape this room and be free! FREE I SAY! ARRRGHHH HEE-HEE-HEE-MEOW-RUFF!
Smirnoff Has exited the room

Edited by Smirnoff on September 5, 2007 at 23:41:41.

Nice to know you've seen Cast Away also..
Oh, and I only saved the text to this one,f-ing myspace chat:

Kite: So tell me, what's it like being psychotic
Tori: It feels great!
Kite: any plans for the future?
Tori: I'm going to Disney World!

Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on July 18, 2007 at 11:03:08.

HighMaxOmega wins
[00:03:51] HighMaxOmega: there, it's done
Smirnoff wins by a molecule
[00:04:00] HighMaxOmega: I did i first.
[00:04:10] HighMaxOmega: it's over, I win.
[01:04:02] Smirnoff: THERE CAN'T BE A WINNER!
[00:04:22] HighMaxOmega: And yet you say you are... >.>
[01:04:18] Smirnoff: Yeah, but there was a super-high-def photo finish.
[00:04:40] HighMaxOmega: The judges picked me first.
[00:04:45] HighMaxOmega: moving on....
[01:04:48] Smirnoff: But the judges errored big time.
[00:05:04] HighMaxOmega: So?
[00:05:14] HighMaxOmega: They called it. The fans left. It's done.
[01:05:17] Smirnoff: SCREW THIS! EVERYONE GET'S 33.3333333 percent of the trophy! YOU, ME, AND GOD!
[01:05:28] Smirnoff: Doc gets the other .0000011111 percent!
[01:05:31] Smirnoff: THAT'S IT!
[01:05:33] Smirnoff: GOD!
[01:05:34] God: But I want a third instead.
[00:05:51] HighMaxOmega: I get 33.333333333333334 on accident.
[01:06:21] Smirnoff: NO YOU DON'T BECAUSE THEY BRING IN ROB THE SUPER COMPUTER WHO IS 100% ACCURATE!
God breaks ROB
[00:06:43] HighMaxOmega: And so he knows I won.

Alright so this was a conversation between me and my friend Sean.

*all of the above was a serious conversation*
Sean: But I don't like her!
Me: Sean, why do you always go out with girls you don't like?
*long pause*
Me: Sean, take your time, really.
Sean: You know you still owe me taco bell and chinese.
Me: What does that have to do with what we were talking about?
Sean: Whoop whoop tonight I'm getting wasted!
Me: Wait.. why?...What?
Sean: I'll see ya later, thanks for the help ily ray ray.
Me: No problem? ily2.

That conversation left me rather confused. o0

A few interesting conversations... The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Someone: my keyboard doesnt like double leters...
Someone: letters**

Me: *sigh*
ChatBot: What's up?
Me: You're a lousy conversation robot.
ChatBot: OK, maybe I'm a lousy conversation robot.
Me: THANK YOU FOR ADMITTING IT!!!
ChatBot: You're very welcome.

ChatBot:Since we're talking about water... What else do you have to say about it?
Me: it's wet
ChatBot: I think water might be dry, actually.
Me: o.O

AFriend: true love is unselfish
AFriend: and therefore means letting go at times
Me: *lets go, falls from the rope and plummets down Niagara Falls*
AFriend: yeah like that
Me: true love right there.
Me: nothing says "I love you" like a trip down Niagara Falls.

Those are fun. Especially when you have to simpify yourself for them to understand.

But one insulted me before, in several catagories, believe it or not.

You. Have no. Idea.

[20:59:48] RisingDragon: Yo.
[23:59:58] Rioni Riishu: Blargles.
[21:00:04] RisingDragon: Yaggum-fraggum.
[00:00:19] Rioni Riishu: Wark?
[21:00:35] RisingDragon: Bagarn.
[00:00:52] Rioni Riishu: Rargurglegurglegurglegurgle!
[21:00:56] RisingDragon: ... you win this round.
[00:01:12] Rioni Riishu: The murloc wins all rounds.

Now here is an.. interesting.. one me and my friend Grant had..

me: but you know you wanna screw a kiwi
grant: what if i told you i already have?
me: then i would be angry that you did before me
but then id ask you how it felt
grant: a little difficult at first, but then they just accepted it...

I believe it. =p

RisingDragon summons Emo-Spidey to defeat Dranzer, drops a meteor made completely out of Junoium on Morph, and infects Lennox with the Maverick Virus.
[14:47:16] RisingDragon: There, I win.
Black Dranzer.exe was DS
[14:47:30] Morphman: Nuh-uh.
Morphman is immune to Junoium.
Morphman sends out the rabid fangirl squad after RD.
Black Dranzer.exe breaks out bat Emo-repellant.
Black Dranzer.exe summons Gay Yaoi fanboy
Lennox is going to kill Zero now
RisingDragon unmasks Dranzer, causing the fangirls to chase after him instead.
[14:48:33] Morphman: ....
[14:48:49] RisingDragon: Lennox, you do realize that killing Zero is kinda pointless, right?
Morphman watches the fangirls trying to unite BD and RD.
[14:48:53] RisingDragon: I mean, he keeps coming back.
Black Dranzer.exe is really Jay Leno
[14:49:10] Morphman: XD


Edited by Black Dranzer.exe on July 31, 2007 at 14:50:24.

Oh, IM quotes? I've got tons that I've saved of me and my friends.

(Screennames removed for sake of discretion)

Him: brb
Him: starting a fight club.
Me: ...:o?
Me: Well, don't talk about it.
Me: That's the first rule.

Him: wait u had bio freshman year?
Me: Nah, half chemistry and half physics. I take Bio this year
Him: wtfxup
Me: I know
Me: Some new retarded curriculum they were using us as lab rats for.
Me: "Advanced Physical Science"
Him: haha ur retarded lab rats
Me: narf
Him: LMAO

Her: he's got a bit of a man crush on you, i think ;]
Her: he's all like DON'T BE JEALOUS BECAUSE ME AND KEV ARE BETTER TOGETHER
Her: and i'm like uh kaaay
Me: Everyone has a man crush on me. Except, you know. the non-man people.
Me: They have regular ones.
Her: LMAO

Her: halfway through the global final
Her: i took a few minutes and just like. read all the guidance counselors papers around me
Her: then had some jolly ranchers.
Her: then contemplated the fact that it would be incredibly easy to cheat
Her: then took the multiple choice and laughed at how we already had all the questions
Me: I know, I had already taken them all on the website...
Me: ..wait, back up, jolly ranchers?
Me: You suck. D=
Her: i suck jolly ranchers!
Me: NOT ANYMORE
Her: WELL I BOUGHT A WHOLE PACKAGE
Me: ..Well, then...THAT MAKES ME LOOK FOOLISH DOESN'T IT?
Her: IT CERTAINLY DOES
Me: I'M GLAD WE AGREE ON THIS MATTER.
Her: AS DO I
Me: GOOD DAY TO YOU MADAM
Her: AND TO YOU, SIR

^that one's probably my favorite. All the others are either inside jokes or not message-board quality.

Oh, and the "Her" and "Him" isn't consistent throughout. It's different people each time.

*back in history class, several months ago*

*student's name may or may not have been changed depending on my laziness, I'll leave it a surprise*

Disruptive Student: Why do we have a class (economic) system? It's so unfair to those who are not as privileged as others!

Myself: Hm...Victoria...that's quite the communistic response you've got there.

Victoria: YOU'RE A COMMUNIST!

Myself [sarcasm]: Oh, no, Victoria, I'm quite the contrary. In fact, I happen to be a facist!

helldragon4000 (4:27:16 PM): I just realized Cell's stinger is like a giant vagina.
RDKateran (4:27:31 PM): ... that's nice.
helldragon4000 (4:27:36 PM): IT IS.
helldragon4000 (4:27:39 PM): I'VE SEEN IT.
RDKateran (4:27:40 PM): I think you should stop thinking right now.

Moments later:

RDKateran (4:30:27 PM): ... holy shit, did Juno post somewhere other than the RPG!?

Moments later again:

helldragon4000 (4:30:31 PM): God, how many fucking times can they rerun the same damn Naruto episodes?!
helldragon4000 (4:31:01 PM): They're rerunning 100 damn episodes of it!
helldragon4000 (4:31:05 PM): IN A MARATHON.
RDKateran (4:31:15 PM): Naruto makes the baby Jesus cry.
helldragon4000 (4:31:23 PM): Are we DONE whoring it, gentlemen? Or can we repeat the same damn episodes 400 more times?
RDKateran (4:32:57 PM): You know, saying that is like asking for trouble. Cartoon Network will hear you and make it so.
helldragon4000 (4:33:44 PM): Cartoon Network: You heard the hilarious red dragon! Rerun Naruto FOREVER!
helldragon4000 (4:33:50 PM): THD: NOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU BITCH
RDKateran (4:34:15 PM): ... I'm guessing you're still bitter about NT Warrior and Star Force.
helldragon4000 (4:34:41 PM): Damn skippy.
helldragon4000 (4:34:58 PM): And I have to hear one more bad accent on Yu-Gi-Oh GX, it'll be too soon.

Even later:

helldragon4000 (4:42:43 PM): And this guy...ugh, don't get me started on this guy.
RDKateran (4:42:58 PM): There's a character named This Guy?
RDKateran (4:43:04 PM): Ran out of names, did they?
helldragon4000 (4:43:26 PM): This season's villian-Professor Viper-is apparently trying to create the world's most powerful lava lamp.
RDKateran (4:43:52 PM): I mean, come on. They could've given him a slightly more original name. Isn't there already a Japanese game character with the name of Guy?
helldragon4000 (4:44:13 PM): He's got a name, but he's making A LAVA LAMP.
RDKateran (4:44:28 PM): Sooo... he wants to become Lord of the Hippies?
helldragon4000 (4:44:40 PM): I don't know what the fuck he wants!
helldragon4000 (4:44:48 PM): All of these villians are just retarded.
helldragon4000 (4:44:55 PM): At least Bakura was INTERESTING.
RDKateran (4:45:05 PM): To be completely honest, that's been my opinion of the entire series.

... later:

helldragon4000 (4:47:49 PM): Oh, this is wonderful. This guy is threatening to rip up some other kid's card to stop the good guy from winning.
helldragon4000 (4:47:57 PM): What an incredible psychological attack.
RDKateran (4:48:20 PM): Sometimes I wish I was in this acid-trip they call an anime.
RDKateran (4:48:34 PM): They'd attempt to duel me with cards, and I'd go "Ha ha!" and shoot them in the eyes with a gun.
RDKateran (4:48:42 PM): Just because they're stupid for trying to fight with cards.
helldragon4000 (4:49:10 PM): Ah, but then guys would attack you, and their power level would be over 9000, and they'd fuck you up.
RDKateran (4:49:37 PM): I'll throw Nappa at them for that.
RDKateran (4:50:24 PM): And then Toriyama can sue their asses.

Edited by RisingDragon on August 4, 2007 at 16:50:30.

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