As if Top Gun 2 with Tom Cruise isn't bad enough.
As if Top Gun 2 with Tom Cruise isn't bad enough.
Son of a bitch.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-movie-aliens_n_1364828.html
Michael Bay is going to make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and then make the turtles aliens.
Do not want!!
With a bit of luck, this is one of those movies where they won't be able to come with an agreement on the license, and the whole project will be dropped.
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Michael Bay: Ruining your childhood one franchise at a time.
Can I include a TV show if it sounds like a really, really bad idea?
How about Minecraft?
As much as I love the game, I can't see it making that jump very well at all...
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Haha, this is surreal!
About the Turtles, I don't really even have a problem with making the turtles aliens. That I can handle. I could even see it being clever if handled properly.
It's Michael Bay I have no faith in.
Clever if handled properly?
Let's look at the name, shall we?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No wait, they are aliens from outer space now, not mutants.
Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. Wait a second, they aren't turtles anymore if they are aliens.
Teenage Ninja Aliens. Well, our definition of teenagers is based on the annual cycle of the earth rotating around the sun and if they are from outer space, that really shouldn't be relevant since the chance their development cycle matches a humans based on our solar cycles is extremely remote.
Ninja Aliens. Are they still Ninjas if they come from outer space? Do aliens study Ninjitsu? I don't think so.
Aliens. There we go, the title's fixed now so it's more accurate.
... Wait a sec, isn't that a 1986 film by James Cameron?
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Tim Curry is good in anything.
Guys. GUYS.
TETRIS: THE MOVIE
I just got to work and I'm chuckling like mad.
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I'd watch it. I LOVE Tetris!
Meanwhile, in reality...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502712/
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I truly love the Fantastic 4. The Human Torch was one of my favorite characters as a kid, and The Thing was basically my big brother's idol alongside Hulk. THIS Galactus-sized pile of garbage does not even resemble the FF I grew up with.
What's with that pansy-looking Ben Grimm? The plot doesn't even sound like Fantastic Four! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR CHOICE FOR JOHNNY STORM!! WTH WERE THEY THINKING?!
This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too... But anyways, the point is that this thing definitely falls under the "Bad Movies" category.
~Juno~
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So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.
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~Magic
I'm slightly surprised no one has mentioned the Foodfight! and Bee Movie, but yeah. Those both are very bad ones and need one more to make them the unholy trinity of animated feature films.
Seriously, no one caught #4?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2974918/
Oh wow, I somehow missed that. Talk about unnecessary sequels...
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Round and round she goes, where she'll land, nobody knows.
*Squeekquel.
I agree. Marvel would do a bang-up job on the 4. As long as they don't do an origin story. Know who got Fantastic 4 right? The Incredibles. Just get into it. Forget the "Oh, this is how..." WE KNOW. We all know. All you have to do is say "Hey, remember that freak accident that made us this way?"
Marvel could do it.
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Y'know, I was reading the article and telling myself that this could work. I mean, the Sonic characters are fun, there's an interesting dynamic between the good guys and the villains, it's got several TV series before, this CAN work! I want to see that happening! Then I read this:
"... Sony had accquired the rights to create a live-action/animation hybrid..."
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope! Cartoon, CGI, sure. But live-action and animation hybrid? That very rarely works...
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Tetris gets trilogy as story 'too big' to fit into single film
Edited by Dr. Cossack on June 28, 2016 at 13:54:05
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All they have to do is rotate the film and it will fit into one.
This my signature area... mine, yes.. so... stuff.
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[quote=237371]Originally posted by Dr. Cossack
IT'S PATRICK STEWART AS THE POOP EMOJI AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE
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