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As if Top Gun 2 with Tom Cruise isn't bad enough.


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Son of a bitch.

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Michael Bay is going to make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and then make the turtles aliens.


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Do not want!!

With a bit of luck, this is one of those movies where they won't be able to come with an agreement on the license, and the whole project will be dropped.


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Michael Bay: Ruining your childhood one franchise at a time.

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Can I include a TV show if it sounds like a really, really bad idea?

How about Minecraft?

As much as I love the game, I can't see it making that jump very well at all...


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About the Turtles, I don't really even have a problem with making the turtles aliens. That I can handle. I could even see it being clever if handled properly.

It's Michael Bay I have no faith in.

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Clever if handled properly?

Let's look at the name, shall we?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No wait, they are aliens from outer space now, not mutants.

Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. Wait a second, they aren't turtles anymore if they are aliens.

Teenage Ninja Aliens. Well, our definition of teenagers is based on the annual cycle of the earth rotating around the sun and if they are from outer space, that really shouldn't be relevant since the chance their development cycle matches a humans based on our solar cycles is extremely remote.

Ninja Aliens. Are they still Ninjas if they come from outer space? Do aliens study Ninjitsu? I don't think so.

Aliens. There we go, the title's fixed now so it's more accurate.

... Wait a sec, isn't that a 1986 film by James Cameron?


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BEHOLD! Battleship: The Movie (yes, the Hasbro boardgame), now with ALIENS!


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This is such comedy gold, I couldn't imagine worse subjects to turn into movies even if I tried!! :D


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What about Frustration? The film can't even start until everyone in the cinema (including the staff) rolls a six.


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This is such comedy gold, I couldn't imagine worse subjects to turn into movies even if I tried!! :D


Well, I heard the CGI Action Man cartoon was actually really good, so that one...sure, why not.

But seriously, where the hell is my Candy-Land-with-Tim-Curry-as-Lord-Licorice film.

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Guys. GUYS.

TETRIS: THE MOVIE

I just got to work and I'm chuckling like mad. :D


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I'd watch it. I LOVE Tetris! :D

Meanwhile, in reality...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502712/
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I truly love the Fantastic 4. The Human Torch was one of my favorite characters as a kid, and The Thing was basically my big brother's idol alongside Hulk. THIS Galactus-sized pile of garbage does not even resemble the FF I grew up with.
What's with that pansy-looking Ben Grimm? The plot doesn't even sound like Fantastic Four! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR CHOICE FOR JOHNNY STORM!! WTH WERE THEY THINKING?!

This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too... But anyways, the point is that this thing definitely falls under the "Bad Movies" category.



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This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too...


Here's the funny thing: it's not a Marvel movie! Sure, it's got Marvel characters in it, but it's not being produced by Marvel... nor were any of the Spider Man live action movies, for that matter. They sold the film rights to the characters some time back, so they don't exactly control what's being released.


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So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.


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So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.


If it's a documentary about texting addicts and the culture of today, I would consider watching it. If the movie is just about emojis and crap like that, hell no!


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I'm slightly surprised no one has mentioned the Foodfight! and Bee Movie, but yeah. Those both are very bad ones and need one more to make them the unholy trinity of animated feature films.

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Seriously, no one caught #4?

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Oh wow, I somehow missed that. Talk about unnecessary sequels...


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Round and round she goes, where she'll land, nobody knows.

*Squeekquel.

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This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too...


Here's the funny thing: it's not a Marvel movie! Sure, it's got Marvel characters in it, but it's not being produced by Marvel... nor were any of the Spider Man live action movies, for that matter. They sold the film rights to the characters some time back, so they don't exactly control what's being released.


You know, I think if Marvel were to do Fantastic 4, it'd get done right. One of the biggest issues with the movies is that they don't follow the characters in the right way. Fantastic 4 never stood out in terms of action as a comic series; it stood out because of the complex inter-team conflict, drama and relationships. Reed and Sue, Sue and Johnny, Ben and everyone. Additionally, Dr. Doom in the comics was incredible compared to the one in the movie. A lot of their big name villains had complex and relatable motives and stories.

The original Fantastic 4 came out before we discovered the best way to go about making super hero movies, so it was a gamble, money-wise and they didn't want to take too big a risk. The second one came after and tried to follow the pattern that Marvel used to make amazing super-hero movies, and it didn't work because that was never what the Fantastic 4 were about.

TL;DR the source material is incredible, we just need someone who knows how to apply it to the big screen in the right way.


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I agree. Marvel would do a bang-up job on the 4. As long as they don't do an origin story. Know who got Fantastic 4 right? The Incredibles. Just get into it. Forget the "Oh, this is how..." WE KNOW. We all know. All you have to do is say "Hey, remember that freak accident that made us this way?"

Marvel could do it.

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Sonic the Hedgehog!

Y'know, I was reading the article and telling myself that this could work. I mean, the Sonic characters are fun, there's an interesting dynamic between the good guys and the villains, it's got several TV series before, this CAN work! I want to see that happening! Then I read this:
"... Sony had accquired the rights to create a live-action/animation hybrid..."

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope! Cartoon, CGI, sure. But live-action and animation hybrid? That very rarely works...


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Tetris gets trilogy as story 'too big' to fit into single film

Edited by Dr. Cossack on June 28, 2016 at 13:54:05


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All they have to do is rotate the film and it will fit into one.

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So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.


Hey, it's actually opening! Teaser is a GO!


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:cute: :cute: :eek: :huh: :P :( :mad: -_- -_-

[quote=237371]Originally posted by Dr. Cossack

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Hey, it's actually opening! Teaser is a GO!

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IT'S PATRICK STEWART AS THE POOP EMOJI AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE


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