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Posted on July 24, 2011 at 5:08:02 [Post link]
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Ew, Phoenix Wright movie? What is Capcom smoking D:


That's what everyone is wondering.


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Posted on July 27, 2011 at 3:41:24 [Post link]
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Oh man, there's a THIRD ONE coming! I saw a poster at my local movie theater tonight!


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Posted on July 27, 2011 at 20:06:49 [Post link]
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NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IDIOT PARENTS KEEP TAKING THEIR DAMN KIDS TO SEE THIS TERRIBLE MOVIES?!


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Posted on July 27, 2011 at 21:28:35 [Post link]
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God dammit did we just come full circle again!?


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Posted on July 30, 2011 at 2:09:35 [Post link]
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Oh man, there's a THIRD ONE coming! I saw a poster at my local movie theater tonight!



Really??? :eek:



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Posted on July 31, 2011 at 12:59:26 [Post link]
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God dammit did we just come full circle again!?


My first thought was "shame Epsilon is no longer there or I'd've put the trailer up as the header-vid".

Honestly though, I'm astounded.


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Posted on October 8, 2011 at 15:44:29 [Post link]
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Hahaha!

There could be a FarmVille movie coming!


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Posted on October 8, 2011 at 16:19:21 [Post link]
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... No. No. No. Please, God, no.


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Posted on December 4, 2011 at 8:38:01 [Post link]
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So I was bludgeoned with the Chip-Wrecked trailer earlier this week. "Why bludgeoned?" you may ask. This is a valid question. Suffice it to say that when the gang broke out into Bad Romance, I could feel my inner child withering into a decrepit, misanthropic husk.

Or rather, I could feel my inner child wither into an even more decrepit, misanthropic husk.

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Posted on December 9, 2011 at 22:12:15 [Post link]
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BEHOLD! Battleship: The Movie (yes, the Hasbro boardgame), now with ALIENS!

:D


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Posted on December 10, 2011 at 0:23:47 [Post link]
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As if Top Gun 2 with Tom Cruise isn't bad enough.


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Son of a bitch.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-movie-aliens_n_1364828.html

Michael Bay is going to make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and then make the turtles aliens.


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Posted on March 20, 2012 at 1:41:14 [Post link]
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Do not want!!

With a bit of luck, this is one of those movies where they won't be able to come with an agreement on the license, and the whole project will be dropped.


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Posted on March 20, 2012 at 2:30:21 [Post link]
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Michael Bay: Ruining your childhood one franchise at a time.

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Posted on March 26, 2012 at 21:01:56 [Post link]
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Can I include a TV show if it sounds like a really, really bad idea?

How about Minecraft?

As much as I love the game, I can't see it making that jump very well at all...


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Posted on March 28, 2012 at 0:55:44 [Post link]
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Haha, this is surreal!

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Posted on March 29, 2012 at 7:45:44 [Post link]
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About the Turtles, I don't really even have a problem with making the turtles aliens. That I can handle. I could even see it being clever if handled properly.

It's Michael Bay I have no faith in.

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Clever if handled properly?

Let's look at the name, shall we?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No wait, they are aliens from outer space now, not mutants.

Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. Wait a second, they aren't turtles anymore if they are aliens.

Teenage Ninja Aliens. Well, our definition of teenagers is based on the annual cycle of the earth rotating around the sun and if they are from outer space, that really shouldn't be relevant since the chance their development cycle matches a humans based on our solar cycles is extremely remote.

Ninja Aliens. Are they still Ninjas if they come from outer space? Do aliens study Ninjitsu? I don't think so.

Aliens. There we go, the title's fixed now so it's more accurate.

... Wait a sec, isn't that a 1986 film by James Cameron?


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Posted on October 6, 2012 at 22:35:32 [Post link]
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BEHOLD! Battleship: The Movie (yes, the Hasbro boardgame), now with ALIENS!


Did you like that one? I hope so, because Hasbro is back, with...

MONOPOLY

ACTION MAN

HUNGRY-HUNGRY HIPPOS

This is such comedy gold, I couldn't imagine worse subjects to turn into movies even if I tried!! :D


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What about Frustration? The film can't even start until everyone in the cinema (including the staff) rolls a six.


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Did you like that one? I hope so, because Hasbro is back, with...

MONOPOLY

ACTION MAN

HUNGRY-HUNGRY HIPPOS

This is such comedy gold, I couldn't imagine worse subjects to turn into movies even if I tried!! :D


Well, I heard the CGI Action Man cartoon was actually really good, so that one...sure, why not.

But seriously, where the hell is my Candy-Land-with-Tim-Curry-as-Lord-Licorice film.

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Tim Curry is good in anything.


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Guys. GUYS.

TETRIS: THE MOVIE

I just got to work and I'm chuckling like mad. :D


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I'd watch it. I LOVE Tetris! :D

Meanwhile, in reality...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1502712/
NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I truly love the Fantastic 4. The Human Torch was one of my favorite characters as a kid, and The Thing was basically my big brother's idol alongside Hulk. THIS Galactus-sized pile of garbage does not even resemble the FF I grew up with.
What's with that pansy-looking Ben Grimm? The plot doesn't even sound like Fantastic Four! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR CHOICE FOR JOHNNY STORM!! WTH WERE THEY THINKING?!

This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too... But anyways, the point is that this thing definitely falls under the "Bad Movies" category.



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This is going to be the worst Marvel movie since...since...I dunno! Spider-Man 3! Well, actually, Amazing Spider-Man 2 was kinda crappy, too...


Here's the funny thing: it's not a Marvel movie! Sure, it's got Marvel characters in it, but it's not being produced by Marvel... nor were any of the Spider Man live action movies, for that matter. They sold the film rights to the characters some time back, so they don't exactly control what's being released.


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So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.


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So, hmm, emoji movie. Yep.


If it's a documentary about texting addicts and the culture of today, I would consider watching it. If the movie is just about emojis and crap like that, hell no!


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I'm slightly surprised no one has mentioned the Foodfight! and Bee Movie, but yeah. Those both are very bad ones and need one more to make them the unholy trinity of animated feature films.

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Seriously, no one caught #4?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2974918/

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Oh wow, I somehow missed that. Talk about unnecessary sequels...


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