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IT'S PATRICK STEWART AS THE POOP EMOJI AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMORE

It's an movie about emoji's.

Is there anything to really think about at this point?

I think we're just going through the motions of making movies about inanimate objects.

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STAR WARS

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STAR WARS

Quoting this as Exodio just acknowledged that "STAR WARS" is a bad movie, as per this thread's title.

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Quote from post #237449:
Originally posted by Dr. Cossack

Quote from post #237448:
Originally posted by Exodio
STAR WARS

Quoting this as Exodio just acknowledged that "STAR WARS" is a bad movie, as per this thread's title. :)

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Edited by MediaKlepto on February 15, 2017 at 11:40:13

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Lies.

Quote from post #237449:
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Quote from post #237448:
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STAR WARS

Quoting this as Exodio just acknowledged that "STAR WARS" is a bad movie, as per this thread's title. :)

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Edited by Exodio on May 18, 2017 at 12:20:56

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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie in the Works

I mean, the description is somewhat reasonable once you read it, but that title just screamed for a post in here!

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Posting preemtively, because you never know: General Mills wants Hollywood to make monster cereal movies .

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Sonic the Hedgehog!

Y'know, I was reading the article and telling myself that this could work. I mean, the Sonic characters are fun, there's an interesting dynamic between the good guys and the villains, it's got several TV series before, this CAN work! I want to see that happening! Then I read this:
"... Sony had accquired the rights to create a live-action/animation hybrid..."

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope! Cartoon, CGI, sure. But live-action and animation hybrid? That very rarely works...

TRAILER! It's terriblawesome and I can't wait!

Edited by Doctacosa on April 30, 2019 at 13:35:18

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Sonic the Hedgehog!

IT HAS HAPPENED. I HAVE SEEN IT!

And it was actually pretty good! I was expecting something cringy and off-brand, but no, it worked. I think they did about the best they could have with the cartoon-character-gets-thrown-into-the-real-world trope. I was hoping, when they announced the redesign and then the delay, that it was because they cared enough to try, and they did. They knew their material, even if the setting is completely different.

Random thoughts, very very mild spoilers.

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- I was on board the moment the Sega logo at the beginning went SAY-GAH! It was instrumental, not voiced, but still. Nice choice there, considering it's no longer the main corporate jingle.
- There was a dig at Mario early on. It felt appropriate.
- Sanic cameo! Perfectly placed too.
- Robotnik was a lot of fun the way Jim Carrey played it. More of this please.

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- I think half the crowd went "aww" when the little girl gave Sonic his characteristic red shoes.
- TAILS CAMEO

Let's be honest, it's not great cinema, but it was entertaining. I hadn't laugh that much at a movie in a while. In the end, I think the fun part is what really matters!

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Tetris gets trilogy as story 'too big' to fit into single film

Well, I never thought we'd see the day, but there's an actual Tetris movie, and it's dropping next month.

And it looks pretty solid. Okay, sure, I'm in!

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What has become of the human race, to produce, direct, and put out a Tetris movie without being questioned or stopped.

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Truly a film for the digital age. Because if you stack them on a shelf, they disappear.