I like to hear storys of people's lives so heres my

one time me and my friend where making a movie and my brother(a.k.a dr. mad)played in it and we try to make funny movies so i was acting as a dead person and my brother was trying to be funny and out of no where slaps me in the face as hard as he could and i jumped luckly my friend taped over it.

so thats my story whats yours?

Edited by MEGA BASS on July 28, 2007 at 23:19:32.

If you ask me, this topic is a little too personal for the internet.

If you ask me, you can just tell whatever you want to tell and if you don't want to talk about personal stuff, you just don't.

As for my story... well, I recently lost my memory. So there's really not a lot to tell.

One of my cats caught a vole, it was squeaking in pain and it seemed its back legs were broke, or the cat paralyzed it. So I bashed it with a shovel. No more squeaking then!

Just wanted to end its misery since the cat didn't seem to want to eat it. I was about 10 at the time.

Post redacted

Wow, that's like Hannibal Lecter AND the new Rob Zombie Michael Meyers!

My memories are kind of blurry, but here's my favorite/ I was around six and I was a tough cookie, so my cousin (Roughly 13 at the time) just got a paintball gun. He set it down for a minute and I went to go grab it to see if it worked, I pretended I was committing suicide... Damn thing was loaded and I hit myself in the side of the head... the natural comment is Boom, Headshot...>_<

Reminds me of the round of paintball I played. It was kind of recent, but hell! I'm still a child by conventional standards.

My best friend rented out a paintball field for his birthday; it was 12 of us, six on each team. One one of the fields, there were giant wooden crates as landmarks and cover. During the first match I shot two people? I think. But it was raining that afternoon and the earth was fairly muddy; so I slipped and got shot in the wrist.

The second match on that field, we switched starting sides. Both sides had giant wooden crate-structures (it was a stack of them, like a mini pyramid). I noticed that the one on the bottom had a tinier slab of wood propped against it. On instinct, once they called the start of the match I ran up to the propped piece of wood, and tore it off. There was a tiny opening with enough room for me to fit through; so I ducked inside. Turned out there was a pinhole on the other side, facing the rest of the field. I tried to fit the barrel through the pinhole, but it wouldn't fit. So I surveyed the rest of the game from in there, and whenever someone from the opposing team used the box as cover, I surrendered them. (There was a ref that was standing there so he could see me, quickly alerting the other team when I surrendered them. I guess he wanted to see how far I could go. :D)

Long story not that much shorter, I ended up taking out about five of the six without firing a shot (from inside a box, no less). I felt like Solid Snake~. But that's probably because the already-surrendered opponents were shouting to the guys still in-play, "Someone's INSIDE THE BOX!" And the guy told me it was "the best no-shots fired game of Paintball he'd ever seen."

I think the best part was that one of the other team's players was my best friend's cousin, who has about $2000 of professional paintball equipment. Man, was he pissed when I got him from inside a BOX. XD

Amnesia for the most part.

What do I remember, I suddenly stop and go, "Did that really happen or was that from a dream?"

Here's a piece:
Me making a sad face at my mom whenever she'd just go "Finish your spelling books and you will get a game console."

I never finished the books. I had to buy the consoles myself after I turned 18. XD

watched a lot of pg-13 and a couple of megaman

I love Hannibal, and do aspire to be him so I guess that was a good start

I ran around the house with a spoon in my mouth and fell on top of it and it dug out craploads of the roof of my mouth out, and here all along I thought it was a dream.. 8D

Oooh Gaawwwwd, the memories, make them stop...

Where to begin? The real question is, Where to end?

Just thinking about it makes me wanna laugh like a madman.

Are you sure you wanna know!?