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I like to hear storys of people's lives so heres my

one time me and my friend where making a movie and my brother(a.k.a dr. mad)played in it and we try to make funny movies so i was acting as a dead person and my brother was trying to be funny and out of no where slaps me in the face as hard as he could and i jumped luckly my friend taped over it.

so thats my story whats yours?

Edited by MEGA BASS on July 28, 2007 at 23:19:32.

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If you ask me, this topic is a little too personal for the internet.


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If you ask me, you can just tell whatever you want to tell and if you don't want to talk about personal stuff, you just don't.

As for my story... well, I recently lost my memory. So there's really not a lot to tell.


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One of my cats caught a vole, it was squeaking in pain and it seemed its back legs were broke, or the cat paralyzed it. So I bashed it with a shovel. No more squeaking then!

Just wanted to end its misery since the cat didn't seem to want to eat it. I was about 10 at the time.


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I guess the time I was attacked by hundreds of rotted wood-dwelling spiders. I killed a hefty amount of them with a machete, I dids.

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One of my cats caught a vole, it was squeaking in pain and it seemed its back legs were broke, or the cat paralyzed it. So I bashed it with a shovel. No more squeaking then!

Just wanted to end its misery since the cat didn't seem to want to eat it. I was about 10 at the time.
Wow, that's like Hannibal Lecter AND the new Rob Zombie Michael Meyers!

My memories are kind of blurry, but here's my favorite/ I was around six and I was a tough cookie, so my cousin (Roughly 13 at the time) just got a paintball gun. He set it down for a minute and I went to go grab it to see if it worked, I pretended I was committing suicide... Damn thing was loaded and I hit myself in the side of the head... the natural comment is Boom, Headshot...>_<


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Reminds me of the round of paintball I played. It was kind of recent, but hell! I'm still a child by conventional standards.

My best friend rented out a paintball field for his birthday; it was 12 of us, six on each team. One one of the fields, there were giant wooden crates as landmarks and cover. During the first match I shot two people? I think. But it was raining that afternoon and the earth was fairly muddy; so I slipped and got shot in the wrist.

The second match on that field, we switched starting sides. Both sides had giant wooden crate-structures (it was a stack of them, like a mini pyramid). I noticed that the one on the bottom had a tinier slab of wood propped against it. On instinct, once they called the start of the match I ran up to the propped piece of wood, and tore it off. There was a tiny opening with enough room for me to fit through; so I ducked inside. Turned out there was a pinhole on the other side, facing the rest of the field. I tried to fit the barrel through the pinhole, but it wouldn't fit. So I surveyed the rest of the game from in there, and whenever someone from the opposing team used the box as cover, I surrendered them. (There was a ref that was standing there so he could see me, quickly alerting the other team when I surrendered them. I guess he wanted to see how far I could go. :D)

Long story not that much shorter, I ended up taking out about five of the six without firing a shot (from inside a box, no less). I felt like Solid Snake~. But that's probably because the already-surrendered opponents were shouting to the guys still in-play, "Someone's INSIDE THE BOX!" And the guy told me it was "the best no-shots fired game of Paintball he'd ever seen."

I think the best part was that one of the other team's players was my best friend's cousin, who has about $2000 of professional paintball equipment. Man, was he pissed when I got him from inside a BOX. XD

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What do I remember, I suddenly stop and go, "Did that really happen or was that from a dream?"

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I never finished the books. I had to buy the consoles myself after I turned 18. XD


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One of my cats caught a vole, it was squeaking in pain and it seemed its back legs were broke, or the cat paralyzed it. So I bashed it with a shovel. No more squeaking then!

Just wanted to end its misery since the cat didn't seem to want to eat it. I was about 10 at the time.
Wow, that's like Hannibal Lecter AND the new Rob Zombie Michael Meyers!


I love Hannibal, and do aspire to be him so I guess that was a good start


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If you ask me, you can just tell whatever you want to tell and if you don't want to talk about personal stuff, you just don't.

As for my story... well, I recently lost my memory. So there's really not a lot to tell.


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One of my cats caught a vole, it was squeaking in pain and it seemed its back legs were broke, or the cat paralyzed it. So I bashed it with a shovel. No more squeaking then!

Just wanted to end its misery since the cat didn't seem to want to eat it. I was about 10 at the time.
Wow, that's like Hannibal Lecter AND the new Rob Zombie Michael Meyers!

My memories are kind of blurry, but here's my favorite/ I was around six and I was a tough cookie, so my cousin (Roughly 13 at the time) just got a paintball gun. He set it down for a minute and I went to go grab it to see if it worked, I pretended I was committing suicide... Damn thing was loaded and I hit myself in the side of the head... the natural comment is Boom, Headshot...>_<



She killed the vole, not the cat! Also, ow.

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There's something I would like to say, something that I recently let out in counseling. This something is also what made me apathetic torwards most pleas and cries for help in anything. Its also why I get depressed for no reason...



When I was about 5 years old, my mother was involved with an abusive man. At the last point in time I saw him, I was tied up, and he made me watch him rape my mother. I still get flashbacks even today...






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Ich, that's not exactly what I'd call an "happy memory". It doesn't surprise me that you'd get flashbacks about something like that...


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I ran around the house with a spoon in my mouth and fell on top of it and it dug out craploads of the roof of my mouth out, and here all along I thought it was a dream.. 8D


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Oooh Gaawwwwd, the memories, make them stop...

Where to begin? The real question is, Where to end? :huh:

Just thinking about it makes me wanna laugh like a madman.

Are you sure you wanna know!?


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Coming from you, and looking at your current signature, I'm far from sure! :P


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