Man, this board is so dead.
Why don't you guys do something, like...buy a dog.

I bought your mom. Does that count?

You too?

More like a clearance.

GACK?

Your post about having pictures of his mom was better. Unless that thing eating the chicken is suppose to be her.

Actually, Sybil is the name of my dog :V

How dare you bring up your dog in such a way! :O

I actually thought you were referring to his mother as Sybil, and that you had "pictures" or her.

That worked quite well in conjunction to the previous posts, even if you were just referring to your legitimate dog. Nobody would have known!

I KNOW HOW DARE I SPEAK ABOUT MY REAL-LIFE PET AND ALL

You all fail! And my hippo mom is too hot for you all.

If you don't wanna buy a dog, a cat is fine too. :3

Don't even get me started with cat jokes.

HERETIC!!

Kittens are cute, but old cats are just crabby, self-indulgent lumps of fluff.

Dogs aren't just pets, they're your companions. You definitely get more out of a dog then any cat, if you're willing to take care of it.

You certainly get more shit out of a dog then any cat.

lol!

I'm certainly not too fussy about cleaning the backyard.

You're all nuts. If you want a pet, well a rock is where it's at. You can draw on it and it'll never cause you any trouble.

Still, might be a pain in the ass to take care of still. Moss and..whatever..else..there..may..be..

*facepalm*

Bah...! You guys need to lurk moar. XD
j/k - don't. Really.

Well, I guess the board is still alive. Kudos to all of you! =D

I dunno about a dog but I got two pet rats!

They are so cuddly and lovable.

Lol reminds me, my dad texted me "what's up?" earlier, and I was going to say "your mom".
My dad's mom has been dead for years and is in "heaven".
I felt so bad. XD

That's just sick. And evil.

I hate you.

lol!

You shouldn't have to feel bad if you didn't actually say it.

Funny how you have heaven in quotations...

Dogs go to Heaven, Cats sometimes go to hell.

I have several friends who prefer to have Black Widows as pets. They catch various insects to feed to the spider. In fact, my good friend Zack, one of his pet Widows nearly got to the size of a quarter, body wise.

I know a woman who got bitten several times in the arm by a Black Widow. And the old bird didn't go to the hospital after. Its amazing she didn't die or lose her arm. She's too stubborn to die, I guess.

I hate spiders. Actually all bugs. They are icky. :[
By the way there was some lady on Wife Swop who was a super duper... erm well... jerk... and she was like "this family is gross, they are like dirt under my shoe! Actually they wouldn't deserve to be... blah blah blah ....How dare they not have electricity... blah blah I have a fake tan and get botox."

She was gross. And she wore a fur coat.

Lol I was going through people's photobuckets. I see some pretty pathetic people. LOL MYSPACE POSES, MIRROR PIX, AND PARTIAL NUDITY.

Edited by Sakura on April 19, 2009 at 18:07:18.

Or she is ALREADY DEEEEEEAAAAAAD--- *turns lights on and off rapidly for dramatic effect*

UX what the fuck?

GB2college

inb4 he's already done for the year

OH U